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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Watched Sicario. It was good.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • kill living beings
    Aufhebung my dick
  • i did not get the job

    what is the secret to job
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    This is funny and all but I get the feeling if a kid actually did this in a modern public school, the classmate's parents would get irate and demand some absurd punishment for the student who wrote about her being eaten by a dinosaur.

    I'm not a big fan of public schools' disciplinary system, if you can't tell.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    That would require schools ever actually punish people in the first place, though.
  • the rule is that schools will punish you if you're picked on but not if you're the one doing the picking.
  • I ever tell you guys about this one time I yelled at a kid in middle school, he literally punched me hard enough to knock me on my back, and I was the one who had to write an apology letter to him?

    Because I provoked him, you see.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    the rule is that schools will punish you if you're picked on but not if you're the one doing the picking.

    Also, if your parents complain loudly enough, the school will give in.

    Sometimes that's a good thing, other times...not so much.
  • the rule is that schools will punish you if you're picked on but not if you're the one doing the picking.

    Also, if your parents complain loudly enough, the school will give in.

    Sometimes that's a good thing, other times...not so much.
    you've never been to a private school I see
  • kill living beings
    I got suspended for kicking a kid in the shin. you had weird schools.
  • edited 2015-10-16 16:44:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    the rule is that schools will punish you if you're picked on but not if you're the one doing the picking.

    Also, if your parents complain loudly enough, the school will give in.

    Sometimes that's a good thing, other times...not so much.
    you've never been to a private school I see
    Perhaps I should rephrase. If the parents of the other kid complain loud enough, the school will give in and punish you.
  • the rule is that schools will punish you if you're picked on but not if you're the one doing the picking.

    Also, if your parents complain loudly enough, the school will give in.

    Sometimes that's a good thing, other times...not so much.
    you've never been to a private school I see
    Perhaps I should rephrase. If the parents of the other kid complain loud enough, the school will give in and punish you.
    that depends on how much they raised for the fundraiser this year.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022


    The bootleggers were not only too lazy to include the electronics from whatever they knocked off this mold from, but they were too lazy to remove the battery compartments and just put stickers over them saying "this toy does not require batteries."

    That's an impressive level of laziness.
  • edited 2015-10-16 16:54:04
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    In the whole time at my school, 3 kids were punished for things other than not doing homework or truancy: For selling sweets, for bringing in alcohol, and for dealing drugs.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    In the whole time at my school, 3 kids were punished for things other than not doing homework or truancy: For selling sweets, for bringing in alcohol, and for dealing drugs.

    *shrug*

    Different experiences, I guess. It sounds like your school went to the opposite extreme from mine.

    Neither is really acceptable.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to go out and take pictures, but I can't really think of any place I'd like to do so... :\
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Torgo said:

    Should I overcome my distaste for The Stanley Parable and play The Beginner's Guide?

    The Beginner's Guide is not The Stanley Parable. Not even a little bit, except for that bit which is "you walk around and some asshole talks your ear off."

    The asshole in Parable is a completely different asshole than the Guide's asshole, and when you play it, you'll understand why.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I mean that the Stanley Parable felt like what people who hate indie games think all indie games are
  • fuck my life
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    You're trying to evoke something, and I honestly don't know what it is, and I ask that you please spell it out explicitly what the hated qualities of indie games are.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I mean, this might be dead wrong, but it kind of seemed like the tired "How can you have choice if the game tells you what to do?????" thing games have been exploring since forever.
  • kill living beings
    it has pretty funny dialog, though.
  • that's kind of also what I got out of The Stanley Parable.

    I think Undertale explored many of the same themes better, albeit in a very different way.

    That's not just me shilling for that game, I think it's maybe the first game I've ever played that actually managed to pull off the 4th wall break-y, "holding a mirror up to the player" thing well.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The Beginner's Guide is not at all about choice. Not even a little.

    The Beginner's Guide is about boundaries and self-worth and interpersonal relationships and literary criticism.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Torgo said:

    I mean, this might be dead wrong, but it kind of seemed like the tired "How can you have choice if the game tells you what to do?????" thing games have been exploring since forever.

    it was basically jokes about it, though.

    for me, the appeal was that the british dude was funny
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It's honest and earnest and a bit painful where Parable is mocking and jeering.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I ever tell you guys about this one time I yelled at a kid in middle school, he literally punched me hard enough to knock me on my back, and I was the one who had to write an apology letter to him?


    Because I provoked him, you see.
    nobody responded to this, so I say my sympathies
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i don't miss compulsory education
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    actually i missed that post somehow or i would have responded to it

    because yeah that'as pretty fucked up
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'll play it I guess.

    I'm not as sour on the "Walking Simulator" genre as many people seem to be.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    see on the old version of Vanilla if someone posted after you loaded the page but before you clicked "Submit" it would show you their post as well as your own

    this newer version took that out, and i don't understand why

    it makes it easier to miss posts like that
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Jane. Fuck that kid. And fuck your school.
  • edited 2015-10-16 18:17:28
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I'll play it I guess.

    I'm not as sour on the "Walking Simulator" genre as many people seem to be.
    Dear Esther was rather pleasant, and I'm fairly certain I'll enjoy Gone Home too.

    I ever tell you guys about this one time I yelled at a kid in middle school, he literally punched me hard enough to knock me on my back, and I was the one who had to write an apology letter to him?


    Because I provoked him, you see.
    This is messed up.
  • Peter was actually a pretty chill dude for the most part, and I shouldn't paint him as a bad person.

    But also we have literally not spoken in like a decade so.
  • Dear Esther is really good even tho it's cool to hate it now.

    Gone Home is likewise really good.

    anyway, play Undertale.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't like Dear Esther, but Gone Home is the shit.

    It's like interpersonal archaeology, learning about the people your family became in your absence, some of them being lesbians.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    play minerva
  • see on the old version of Vanilla if someone posted after you loaded the page but before you clicked "Submit" it would show you their post as well as your own


    this newer version took that out, and i don't understand why

    it makes it easier to miss posts like that
    they did it because life's a bitch and then you die, that's why we get high, cuz you never know when you're gonna go.
  • I still haven't finished Dear Esther or Gone Home.

    I can appreciate the quiet atmosphere, but Dear Esther in particular had nothing to do, and I need at least a modicum of action in my games. It's why I'm generally more positive about the Stanley Parable and Thirty Flights of Loving; you had movement options other than 'old man walking in the park after feeding the ducks'.
  • Torgo said:

    I mean, this might be dead wrong, but it kind of seemed like the tired "How can you have choice if the game tells you what to do?????" thing games have been exploring since forever.

    And it's a valid thing to explore. It's just never something that will make people happy. It's an inherently uncomfortable subject for a game to confront.
  • I dunno, I mean I hate to keep beating this drum, but I left Undertale pretty happy.

    But again,
    Undertale gives the player the agency that I feel is necessary for those sorts of themes to work. The Stanley Parable doesn't--indeed that's much of the point, so I don't think it works as well.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    if you don't play undertale you are literally flowey.

    wait.

    that would make you literally not flowey.

    hmm.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    play minerva

    That sounds interesting. I think I will.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tucker said:

    Torgo said:

    I mean, this might be dead wrong, but it kind of seemed like the tired "How can you have choice if the game tells you what to do?????" thing games have been exploring since forever.

    And it's a valid thing to explore. It's just never something that will make people happy. It's an inherently uncomfortable subject for a game to confront.
    No I mean it's philosophically simplistic and tiresome.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Still find it pretty weird how many people missed that you need to Spare Toriel more than once. It struck me as obvious, even if it doesn't work the first time... but why in your right mind would you expect a boss battle as serious as Toriel to go as easily as the Froggits or whatever?
  • Still find it pretty weird how many people missed that you need to Spare Toriel more than once. It struck me as obvious, even if it doesn't work the first time... but why in your right mind would you expect a boss battle as serious as Toriel to go as easily as the Froggits or whatever?

    I dunno I had to have someone explicitly tell me.

    :shrugs into oblivion:
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    Still find it pretty weird how many people missed that you need to Spare Toriel more than once. It struck me as obvious, even if it doesn't work the first time... but why in your right mind would you expect a boss battle as serious as Toriel to go as easily as the Froggits or whatever?

    I dunno I had to have someone explicitly tell me.

    :shrugs into oblivion:
    Yeah, Edlyn had to tell me that, too. >_>
  • edited 2015-10-16 18:32:01
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    At that point a lot of people are still in the JRPG mindset of "Oh, important characters don't die if they're killed!" (silly as that way of putting it is.) After all, they're used to nuking bosses and them being fine five seconds later.
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