The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2015-10-13 19:08:24
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't think there's a specific name for the crosswalk as a whole but the warning lights are called "rectangular rapid flashing beacons", and they're a relatively new thing.

    The pedestrian pushes a button and the amber LEDs below the crosswalk sign blink in a stutter-flash pattern like the lights on a police car.
  • I'm really happy with my safety razor, I'm never going to buy a disposable razor ever again

    still haven't found a shaving cream that I'm satisfied with though...
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I use shaving butter, which is lighter and makes my face tingle.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Eagle-eyed (or autistic) viewers will note that they added a dedicated left turn lane at the intersection just past the crosswalk, which honestly is probably the only reason they bothered updating the crosswalk to begin with (it was part of the same project).
  • I bought new shaving cream with like oatmeal goodness or whatever
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Pork blood and oatmeal.
  • if I don't get this job I will feel highly embarrassed
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Please don't, love!

    *hugs*
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, hey, blood pudding. Weird.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    It is delicious.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Huh!

    I have had bread pudding, and it was pretty tasty, but I have never had blood pudding.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    I like how Watterson thought of two variations on this gag and just decided "why not use both"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It's a good gag.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    How is the syndicate letting this happen.

    I mean

    there have to be some editors and oversight left, right?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wooooow.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I'll be honest, I don't get it/see the issue (besides like "oh durr so emotional women" but I feel like that's not all). I also don't even recognize the comic or know what it's called. What's up exactly?
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'm starting to suspect that one day there will be a bunch of half-finished comics sent to the syndicate.

    They will send someone to figure out what's wrong, and they will find Frank Bolle dead, face-down at his drawing table.

    There will be a bunch of scrawls drawn by rote in front of him, since that's the only thing his muscle memory allowed him to do anymore, even as his motor skills detoirated.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I'll be honest, I don't get it/see the issue (besides like "oh durr so emotional women" but I feel like that's not all). I also don't even recognize the comic or know what it's called. What's up exactly?

    Look at the guy's hair
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, that's Apartment 3-G
  • edited 2015-10-13 22:03:02
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    I'll be honest, I don't get it/see the issue (besides like "oh durr so emotional women" but I feel like that's not all). I also don't even recognize the comic or know what it's called. What's up exactly?

    Take a look at how shaky the linework and lettering are.
  • edited 2015-10-13 22:03:49
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And his jacket. And the lettering. And the incongruity between the dialogue and the postures.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh, yeah. Se I thought the postures were an intentional part of the comic (much like the woman's lack of expression), I didn't notice everything else. That's worrying.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Apparently the artist is in his nineties and has been phoning in his work for years at this point, but this is particularly extreme.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    Oh, yeah. Se I thought the postures were an intentional part of the comic (much like the woman's lack of expression), I didn't notice everything else. That's worrying.

    To be fair, the postures in these old soap opera comics are normally pretty static, so I can understand thinking that was normal.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Most cartoonists don't color their own strips except Sundays, so I don't think we can blame Bolle for the color-changing jacket.

    Apart from that, though...yikes. I mean, I get that nobody wants to tell a 91-year-old artist he can't do his job anymore, but still.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    My mom stared at that comic for a whole minute in utter confusion.
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    please stop discriminating against eric's technicolour dream coat & hair
  • kill living beings

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    I like how Watterson thought of two variations on this gag and just decided "why not use both"
    a time before copy-paste
  • I didn't notice it until it was pointed out to me.

    I just sorta assumed it was part of the lighting or other features.

    [general comment about the internets]
    Why can't other people do this? Just assume it's supposed to be like that, rather than nitpick stuff and try to find fault. How about trying to explain things and being helpful to the other side? Internet, stop being douchey, stop making hay (and viewcounts) from being douchey, and learn to accept things as they are instead of complaining about how everything you read/watch/play/hear sucks by nitpicking at it.

    also, inb4 "but you're complaining too"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have pizza
  • I have a shirt with KITTIES
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Now you just need a kitty with a shirt!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    I wonder if Calvin grew up to work for BuzzFeed?
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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Oh, yeah. Se I thought the postures were an intentional part of the comic (much like the woman's lack of expression), I didn't notice everything else. That's worrying.

    To be fair, the postures in these old soap opera comics are normally pretty static, so I can understand thinking that was normal.
    Even so compare something like this
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    To this strip which came out the exact same day 
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    Also notice how nothing anyone is saying in the second strip makes any sense
  • now has come the time in Minnesota where people wear shorts with their winter coats
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    Oh, yeah. Se I thought the postures were an intentional part of the comic (much like the woman's lack of expression), I didn't notice everything else. That's worrying.

    To be fair, the postures in these old soap opera comics are normally pretty static, so I can understand thinking that was normal.


    Even so compare something like this
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    To this strip which came out the exact same day 
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    Also notice how nothing anyone is saying in the second strip makes any sense
    Amazing.

    I thought Apartment 3-G had a separate writer, so I'm confused that the dialogue has become incoherent too.

    I wonder why the writer hasn't said anything to Bolle about this.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Like I said, nobody wants to be the one to tell the 91-year-old man "yeah...you can't really art anymore, sorry"
  • edited 2015-10-13 23:22:02
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    :3 said:

    now has come the time in Minnesota where people wear shorts with their winter coats

    I wish I could get away with such a thing

    Also, things like the degeneration of Marmaduke and Apartment 3-G seem like the logical endpoint of the phenomenon of dinosaur strips
  • edited 2015-10-13 23:26:17
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Anonus said:

    :3 said:

    now has come the time in Minnesota where people wear shorts with their winter coats

    I wish I could get away with such a thing

    Also, things like the degeneration of Marmaduke and Apartment 3-G seem like the logical endpoint of the phenomenon of dinosaur strips
    Peanuts decayed in artstyle in its later years, too, although that didn't feel as gruesome somehow.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Like I said, nobody wants to be the one to tell the 91-year-old man "yeah...you can't really art anymore, sorry"


    Alternately, he simply does not care anymore because he knows that nobody will fire him.
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    Lookit the little triangle tail!
  • also I have a shirt with kitties somewhere.

    Mine has purple in the background though.

    I also have a kitty pin that looks like Dusty!
  • omg

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    floofsmoosh
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is that The Joker
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Gwynplaine.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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