The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • kill living beings
    what I am going to do is buy groceries but not use them, in favor of eating leftovers. this will keep laziness levels within acceptable bounds.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    it wasn't THAT straight

    fine, you responded with a bisexual face.
  • rayman said:

    what I am going to do is buy groceries but not use them, in favor of eating leftovers. this will keep laziness levels within acceptable bounds.

    just buy 3 bags of clementines
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Goddammit, Amazon, you're telling me my estimated delivery date for my new tablet is "October 12th - 16th" but you haven't even shipped the damn thing yet


    Throw me a bone here, I'm going crazy since my last tablet got destroyed
    my laptop's estimated ship date got pushed back to the 22nd due to a part shortage
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This still makes me giggle.

    image
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    paradox sign
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    :3 said:

    rayman said:

    what I am going to do is buy groceries but not use them, in favor of eating leftovers. this will keep laziness levels within acceptable bounds.

    just buy 3 bags of clementines
    A wise decision.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I can't stand people who complain about being corrected on pedantic things

    If you don't want people to constantly correct you, stop saying the wrong thing after it's pointed out to you the first time

    Every time i try to talk about a meal, i say 'lunch' when it's supposed to be 'tea', or 'tea' when it's supposed to be 'lunch', and every single time someone (my mum or dad) corrects me

    i don't like this, it annoys the hell out of me

    but i get it wrong, every time

    it's not even that i don't know the difference, i do, but somehow i'm never thinking 'oh i'd better be careful to get the right word this time', i'm thinking about the meaning i intend to convey, not the words i'm gonna use for it

    and you might think, why DON'T i think about that before i talk?  and the answer is, at the time, it literally never occurs to me to think about that.  i never see it coming, it just happens

    also i hate when people correct me about a dropped 'h' or whatever

    if i thought about every word carefully before opening my mouth i'd never say anything at all
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    alright that's a pretty convincing rebuttal
  • what kind of freak pronounces the h in whatever
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I always found this cover hilarious:

    image

    It's quite blatantly the artwork from The Sims 2 base game box with some mildly Christmassy elements hastily photoshopped in:

    image

    Granted, that's exactly what I'd expect from a quick EA holiday cash-in, but it's still amusing.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    A surprisingly large percentage of the population, although generally the main difference between w- and wh- in people who differentiate them is whether or not they are voiced.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i wasn't referring to that, though

    nobody round here does
  • I am gonna throw a dictionary out a window do not do this to me English

    DONT DO THIS TO ME
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Sorry, sister. Them's the breaks.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the thing you have to understand about me is i am super inarticulate, but usually i know what i mean

    i think

    often i have to pause before i respond to people, it weirds out people who don't know me
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I am gonna throw a dictionary out a window do not do this to me English


    DONT DO THIS TO ME
    idk if you were joking but i meant a dropped h as in words that actually start with an h

    i wasn't talking about literally the word 'whatever', nobody around here pronounces the h in that
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Also, the Tamám Shud case is fucking weird and I am probably going to incorporate elements of it into the thing I am writing because—weird coincidence—Persian gangsters are involved.
  • 0vvvv0 said:

    Also, the Tamám Shud case is fucking weird and I am probably going to incorporate elements of it into the thing I am writing because—weird coincidence—Persian gangsters are involved.

    I made a codes thread earlier but no one has posted in it

    maybe I should just change the title to "enigmas"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How did modern magical society ever get by without my monarchy's leadership??
  • kill living beings
    i'm not posting in your codes thread because i'd make it into modern crypto which is all math bullshit that most people here probably wouldn't find that interesting
  • kill living beings
    image
    what the fuck
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    this forum was very active today, and there are too many posts to read

    it's been a while since i've not checked HH for long enough for that to happen

    also i feel like i should respond to the short story thread, but i'm blanking on what i wanted to say

    i feel kind of stupid at the moment
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    bed
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Good night
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image

    Codes?

    (Yes, that is a number lock where all the numbers are written in formal kanji. No, the game does not give you a guide to Japanese.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    rayman said:

    image
    what the fuck

    burger
  • kill living beings
    burg
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    is that Rob Liefeld
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    No, but it was that era, so it might as well have been.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    2edgy4me
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
  • Torgo said:

    image

    SHARKS AREN'T FISH MARK
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Anonus said:

    is that Rob Liefeld

    It was this guy, so basically...


    No, but it was that era, so it might as well have been.


  • I am gonna throw a dictionary out a window do not do this to me English


    DONT DO THIS TO ME
    english is basically frankenstein's monster, an unwieldy amalgamation of disparate parts sewn together and given terrifying, unholy life
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's a pretty cool language
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.


    suffer
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what the fuck
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    doggie is cute
  • edited 2015-10-13 05:20:52
    I'm being surrounded by idiots.

    Recording available later.
  • Pastebin also available later.
  • in short, the idiots around me are having way too much fun creating a series of stories parodying and subverting tropes for fun.
  • like, ALL the anime tropes possible.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I didn’t know news networks aired cockpit videos during the Gulf War. 

    That’s honestly really monstrous.
  • edited 2015-10-13 06:29:21
    [FYI this post used to contain a pastebin link and two vocaroo links.  FYI the vocaroo links were recorded with the people who were being recorded knowing that they were being recorded.]
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