The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • and honestly calling Peridot "a good guy" is like a real stretch. She's just not dangerous anymore.
  • and honestly calling Peridot "a good guy" is like a real stretch. She's just not dangerous anymore.

    i think her getting some sort of redemption arc is like, inevitable at this point
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I'm okay. I'm okay.
  • There are people very resistant to that idea and it baffles me.
  • naney said:

    and honestly calling Peridot "a good guy" is like a real stretch. She's just not dangerous anymore.

    i think her getting some sort of redemption arc is like, inevitable at this point
    Probably but that's not where she is now.

    There's a lot we still don't know about her either, but, again, all of this is kinda irrelevant.

    It was just confusing to see that opinion, more than anything.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    For now.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't know where these people are, because everyone I know who watches the show is all; "Aw, Peridot's so cute! She's going to be the fourth mom."
  • i definitely havent seen any of this

    fortunately
  • MachSpeed said:

    I don't know where these people are, because everyone I know who watches the show is all; "Aw, Peridot's so cute! She's going to be the fourth mom."

    she is tho
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    Peridot is a cat
  • I think it's funny that she is also pretty much just this show's version of Vegeta
  • The more I think about it the more accurate that comparison becomes.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i like how she called steven a pebble

    mixing up the rock-based insults.  not just "clods"
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Today, I found out that my older brother is an agnostic. He seems to have mixed up the definitions of “atheist” and “agnostic”, and identifies as the latter, but his description is definitely that of an agnostic.

    He’s a little drunk.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    He is asleep on my shoulder.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I like that Steven has a coffee mug with his name spelled wrong on it
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    He was chattering about how our parents think he's going through a "rebellious phase" and why he doesn't want to be here in church.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    I like that Steven has a coffee mug with his name spelled wrong on it

    that too
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Please don't mock other people's funerals, pastor.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    "How hopeful is your reunion? Think very carefully, is there any chance of reunion after death?" No offense to my friends and family, but I don't want to meet any motherfucker I knew in this life in the next. It means something's gone wrong.
  • edited 2015-09-27 00:53:44
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    I like that Steven has a coffee mug with his name spelled wrong on it

    that too
    It's funny to me because that's such a relatable thing...someone buying a premade "personalized" item that didn't have exactly your name on it.

    Crewniverse is good at little details like that.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    This pastor mocks all other concepts of afterlife (Nirvana, Purgatory, Rebirth), citing their uncertainty. But everything that he cites as not having an answer actually DOES in the belief system, answers perhaps not known by “low-level” practitioners. And those that don’t have answers for their uncertainty, there are explanations for why there is no one answer provided.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    MachSpeed said:

    I don't know where these people are, because everyone I know who watches the show is all; "Aw, Peridot's so cute! She's going to be the fourth mom."

    Spoiler:
    I can't wait to see what powers she develops without having her robot augments to rely on.
  • naney said:

    like, im starting to feel bad for telling odie and kex that they need to just unfollow more people because now this advice is proving fruitless to myself

    like, the only way i could imagine avoiding things like this is just not following anybody at all and living in the woods somewhere

    -resists the urge to say I told you so-

    -hugs-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Ok, I know this! That's a bass drum, this one's a snare, that's a floor tom...what's this one called?"

    "A rack tom."

    "Oh! And what's this one called?"

    "...the other rack tom."

    "They both have the same name even though they're clearly different?"
  • kill living beings
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    "Ok, I know this! That's a bass drum, this one's a snare, that's a floor tom...what's this one called?"


    "A rack tom."

    "Oh! And what's this one called?"

    "...the other rack tom."

    "They both have the same name even though they're clearly different?"

    Explain that they come in sets and have different pitches like the bars on a xylophone but bigger.
  • naney said:

    like, im starting to feel bad for telling odie and kex that they need to just unfollow more people because now this advice is proving fruitless to myself

    like, the only way i could imagine avoiding things like this is just not following anybody at all and living in the woods somewhere

    -resists the urge to say I told you so-

    -hugs-
    I prefer being able to see the things that annoy me, so I can at least come to some sort of peace with them.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    "Ok, I know this! That's a bass drum, this one's a snare, that's a floor tom...what's this one called?"


    "A rack tom."

    "Oh! And what's this one called?"

    "...the other rack tom."

    "They both have the same name even though they're clearly different?"

    Explain that they come in sets and have different pitches like the bars on a xylophone but bigger.
    You read the conversation backwards, I'm afraid. I was the ignorant one and my sister was totally schooling me. :P
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Ahhhh.

    I am... so, so sorry. >:3
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Art
  • MachSpeed said:

    I'm okay. I'm okay.

    That is good. That is a good thing

    I like that Steven has a coffee mug with his name spelled wrong on it

    I just realized it didn't have his exact name
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    SVGMXos.jpg
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    derrida's collar
  • kill living beings
    my roommate took the canola oil, so my cooking for the night went out the window, so i ordered a pizza

    did you know dominos has the most ridiculous "tracker" "app"

    it's a little flash cartoon of a caricature cooking your pizza, with lines like "for this step i'll need my trusty pizza scoop" or whatever

    i know who's making my pizza. it's the person drawing that "damn bruh i'm baked" picture
  • my roommate took the canola oil, so my cooking for the night went out the window, so i ordered a pizza

    did you know dominos has the most ridiculous "tracker" "app"

    it's a little flash cartoon of a caricature cooking your pizza, with lines like "for this step i'll need my trusty pizza scoop" or whatever

    i know who's making my pizza. it's the person drawing that "damn bruh i'm baked" picture

    i know isnt it great
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cortana is kinda useless

    If I say "Hey Cortana, open Microsoft Word" she opens a Bing search for "open microsoft word"

    I have to say "Hey Cortana, open Word 2016" because that's exactly how it's written in the Start menu
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I really do not understand why people are personally offended by trigger warnings.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    my roommate took the canola oil, so my cooking for the night went out the window, so i ordered a pizza

    did you know dominos has the most ridiculous "tracker" "app"

    it's a little flash cartoon of a caricature cooking your pizza, with lines like "for this step i'll need my trusty pizza scoop" or whatever

    i know who's making my pizza. it's the person drawing that "damn bruh i'm baked" picture

    have i shown the grubhub images?  they're roughly the same
  • edited 2015-09-27 02:13:17
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    I really do not understand why people are personally offended by trigger warnings.


    They can be silly, and some people take them absurdly far—this one chick Kex used to follow had anything with water tagged, for glob's sake—but getting angry at people who are that overly sensitive is like kicking a puppy. It's just wrong.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    People like Bruce Tinsley who absolutely raaaaage over the concept of trigger warnings just make me go ???

    Like, the entire point is that it's just a courteous way of saying "if this subject matter makes you uncomfortable, you might not want to read/watch/view this"

    Why don't these people end up raging at, say, MPAA ratings?
  • Cortana is kinda useless


    If I say "Hey Cortana, open Microsoft Word" she opens a Bing search for "open microsoft word"

    I have to say "Hey Cortana, open Word 2016" because that's exactly how it's written in the Start menu
    what do you expect from a zombie
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Not that the concept of warning people of traumatic stuff is at all silly; I just find the method a bit... weird. I wouldn't call them "trigger warnings," for one thing, as that refers to such a particular situation and it is a touch disingenuous.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    People like Bruce Tinsley who absolutely raaaaage over the concept of trigger warnings just make me go ???


    Like, the entire point is that it's just a courteous way of saying "if this subject matter makes you uncomfortable, you might not want to read/watch/view this"

    Why don't these people end up raging at, say, MPAA ratings?

    The irony is that MPAA ratings are way less objectively scored and way more messed up in terms of priorities.
  • kill living beings
    my fave is the pomegranate person
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    my fave is the pomegranate person


    ...?!?!
  • kill living beings
    person posts picture of pomegranate

    other person asks first person to tag their gore

    first person says it's a pomegranate

    second person says that doesn't matter, it looks like gore, tag it
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    What.

    No.
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