The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I am watching a show I haven't watched in over 12 years. It's weird.
  • the headphone jack on my laptop has finally given up completely ._.
  • kill living beings
    body parts look weird in general

    "oh right, I'm made of meat"
  • sunn wolf said:

    the headphone jack on my laptop has finally given up completely ._.

    you can buy an external USB soundcard for about 10 bucks
  • oh hey i was thinking i would have to buy usb headphones and i can just get an adapter
  • edited 2015-09-26 02:23:50
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    2edgy4me

    FWIW, I've quite liked some Foetus stuff.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I am watching a show I haven't watched in over 12 years. It's weird.

    me watching a bunch of old H-B shorts last year

    there were a bunch of Hucks and Quick Draws I hadn't seen since like 2002
  • naney said:

    sunn wolf said:

    the headphone jack on my laptop has finally given up completely ._.

    you can buy an external USB soundcard for about 10 bucks
    or i could do that

    its only a problem for headphone listening because otherwise i can use my boyfriends dac
  • kill living beings
    plus anatomy makes a lot of simplifications especially when it's trickled down to common education

    let me tell you, when you cut open a dude's head it does not look like that pink ripply rock business
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    then what does it look like?
  • kill living beings
    bloody goopy mess, mainly, you need fixative to get it all solid looking
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Twitch Plays Dark Souls beat Ornstein & Smough


    how even
    Because it's not Twitch Plays Dark Souls

    It's Twitch playing a heavily modded version of Dark Souls that freezes after every command and is basically turnbased
    how horrid of them
    I just don't see the point.
  • kill living beings
    you also have to peel off a bunch of layers before you can even see the cortex. skinning, basically
  • the point is that twitch plays dark souls
  • you also have to peel off a bunch of layers before you can even see the cortex. skinning, basically

    ogres and layers (*spams the airhorn 50,000 times, illuminati triangle superimposed over gray's anatomy, a skrillex song clipping violently*)
  • Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Twitch Plays Dark Souls beat Ornstein & Smough


    how even
    Because it's not Twitch Plays Dark Souls

    It's Twitch playing a heavily modded version of Dark Souls that freezes after every command and is basically turnbased
    how horrid of them
    I just don't see the point.
    well jeez odradek

    what's the point of anything?

    what's the point of dark souls to begin with

    what's the point of video games

    what's the point of the two constituent words of "video game", videos and games

    what's the point of the sun?

    huh? 

    can you answer that?

    i thought not

    now go stand in the corner while i fetch the abacus
  • kill living beings
    i'm with myrmidon on this b ut naney also has a point re: airhorn spammin
  • naney said:

    you also have to peel off a bunch of layers before you can even see the cortex. skinning, basically

    ogres and layers (*spams the airhorn 50,000 times, illuminati triangle superimposed over gray's anatomy, a skrillex song clipping violently*)
    it's called "reggae horn" god dammit
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Twitch Plays Dark Souls beat Ornstein & Smough


    how even
    Because it's not Twitch Plays Dark Souls

    It's Twitch playing a heavily modded version of Dark Souls that freezes after every command and is basically turnbased
    how horrid of them
    I just don't see the point.


    well jeez odradek

    what's the point of anything?

    what's the point of dark souls to begin with

    what's the point of video games

    what's the point of the two constituent words of "video game", videos and games

    what's the point of the sun?

    huh? 

    can you answer that?

    i thought not

    now go stand in the corner while i fetch the abacus

    Story[edit]

    The round-headed Oblio has had to wear a pointed hat since birth to conceal his "pointless" condition from his pointy-headed peers. However, Oblio is accepted in the town despite his nonconformity until one day when the son of an evil count is unwittingly dishonored by Oblio. The count's son challenges Oblio to a one-on-one game of Triangle Toss where participants catch triangles on their heads. Oblio wins with the help of his dog Arrow. In a fit of rage the count, who wants his son to rule the land one day, confronts the good-hearted but timid king to reaffirm the law of the land, which states that those who are pointless must be banished from the kingdom and into the Pointless Forest. A jury reluctantly convicts both Oblio and Arrow leaving the king no choice but to send the pair away.

    Oblio and Arrow are sent to the Pointless Forest, but soon discover that even the Pointless Forest has a point. They meet curious creatures like giant bees, a "pointed man" pointing in all directions who proclaims "A point in every direction is the same as no point at all", a man made of rock, three dancing fat sisters, and the man made out of leaves who helps Oblio see that everyone has a point, though it might not be readily displayed.

    Oblio and Arrow spend the night in the Pointless Forest, then awaken to a large stone hand with the finger pointing to their "destination". They take the road indicated by the hand and make their way back to the Land of Point, where they receive a hero's welcome from the land's citizens, and the king. Oblio begins to tell his story but is interrupted by the furious count, who is then silenced by the king.

    Oblio tells the king and the people of the land that everything has a point, including the Pointless Forest, and himself. Angered, the count pulls off Oblio's pointed hat but is taken aback when he sees a point on top of Oblio's bare head.

    Upon this revelation the points of everyone else in the land disappear and pointed buildings become round.

  • kill living beings
    nah dude i am like a nuclear throne savant and i assure you that the b button plays airhorn.wav
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Odradek said:
    We stand for active ideological struggle because it is the weapon for ensuring unity within the Party and the revolutionary organizations in the interest of our fight. Every Communist and revolutionary should take up this weapon.

    But liberalism rejects ideological struggle and stands for unprincipled peace, thus giving rise to a decadent, Philistine attitude and bringing about political degeneration in certain units and individuals in the Party and the revolutionary organizations.

    Liberalism manifests itself in various ways.

    To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

    To indulge in irresponsible criticism in private instead of actively putting forward one's suggestions to the organization. To say nothing to people to their faces but to gossip behind their backs, or to say nothing at a meeting but to gossip afterwards. To show no regard at all for the principles of collective life but to follow one's own inclination. This is a second type.

    To let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type.

    Not to obey orders but to give pride of place to one's own opinions. To demand special consideration from the organization but to reject its discipline. This is a fourth type.

    To indulge in personal attacks, pick quarrels, vent personal spite or seek revenge instead of entering into an argument and struggling against incorrect views for the sake of unity or progress or getting the work done properly. This is a fifth type.

    To hear incorrect views without rebutting them and even to hear counter-revolutionary remarks without reporting them, but instead to take them calmly as if nothing had happened. This is a sixth type.

    To be among the masses and fail to conduct propaganda and agitation or speak at meetings or conduct investigations and inquiries among them, and instead to be indifferent to them and show no concern for their well-being, forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type.

    To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

    To work half-heartedly without a definite plan or direction; to work perfunctorily and muddle along--"So long as one remains a monk, one goes on tolling the bell." This is a ninth type.

    To regard oneself as having rendered great service to the revolution, to pride oneself on being a veteran, to disdain minor assignments while being quite unequal to major tasks, to be slipshod in work and slack in study. This is a tenth type.

    To be aware of one's own mistakes and yet make no attempt to correct them, taking a liberal attitude towards oneself. This is an eleventh type.

    We could name more. But these eleven are the principal types.

    They are all manifestations of liberalism.

    Liberalism is extremely harmful in a revolutionary collective. It is a corrosive which eats away unity, undermines cohesion, causes apathy and creates dissension. It robs the revolutionary ranks of compact organization and strict discipline, prevents policies from being carried through and alienates the Party organizations from the masses which the Party leads. It is an extremely bad tendency.

    Liberalism stems from petty-bourgeois selfishness, it places personal interests first and the interests of the revolution second, and this gives rise to ideological, political and organizational liberalism.

    People who are liberals look upon the principles of Marxism as abstract dogma. They approve of Marxism, but are not prepared to practice it or to practice it in full; they are not prepared to replace their liberalism by Marxism. These people have their Marxism, but they have their liberalism as well--they talk Marxism but practice liberalism; they apply Marxism to others but liberalism to themselves. They keep both kinds of goods in stock and find a use for each. This is how the minds of certain people work.

    Liberalism is a manifestation of opportunism and conflicts fundamentally with Marxism. It is negative and objectively has the effect of helping the enemy; that is why the enemy welcomes its preservation in our midst. Such being its nature, there should be no place for it in the ranks of the revolution.

    We must use Marxism, which is positive in spirit, to overcome liberalism, which is negative. A Communist should have largeness of mind and he should be staunch and active, looking upon the interests of the revolution as his very life and subordinating his personal interests to those of the revolution; always and everywhere he should adhere to principle and wage a tireless struggle against all incorrect ideas and actions, so as to consolidate the collective life of the Party and strengthen the ties between the Party and the masses; he should be more concerned about the Party and the masses than about any private person, and more concerned about others than about himself. Only thus can he be considered a Communist.

    All loyal, honest, active and upright Communists must unite to oppose the liberal tendencies shown by certain people among us, and set them on the right path. This is one of the tasks on our ideological front.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Booooo, nooooooo.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Yer
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tee
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Yee
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Odradek said:

    Pseudoscience gave us the Loch Ness Monster and Dr. Bronner's soap.


    Science gave us the atom bomb and the thalidomide crisis.

    Pseudoscience>Science
    pseudoscience gave us literally shoving bleach up autistic people's asses
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It is almost like I was not serious and was obviously cherry picking to "prove"a wrong and silly point
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    science is what lets us determine if a blind jump is a bottomless pit or not
  • kill living beings
    pseudoscience & chill
  • gonna shove

    the loch ness monster

    up your ass

    it will work, thanks to the lubricating powers of doctor bronner's SUPERMILD 18-in-1 soap

    god's law, eternally one.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    pounded in the ass by the loch ness monster

    by chuck tingle
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't understand how anyone can prefer the theme song to Jonny Quest: The Real Adventures to the original
  • Calica said:

    pounded in the ass by the loch ness monster

    by chuck tingle


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One of the many elementary schools I attended as a kid had a school secretary named Mrs. Carey.

    I always liked that she signed documents "Mary Carey, Secretary".
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    hehe, nice

    all the elevators in North Carolina have the signature of one of the secretaries of something, whose name is Cherie Berry
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good job Snorlax
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
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    Murphy/Smurphy likes getting scratched. Sometimes.

    These are the first pictures I've taken of him since we adopted him months ago.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    amplifier
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    amplifier

    Sometimes cats need a little help to make their purring louder
  • you know what i've never had

    a stuffed mushroom
  • kill living beings
    escape will make me god
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    escape will make me god

    Chris, they only tell you that so you'll sign up for their newsletter
  • why be god when you can be the lapcat of god
  • the lapcat of the supremest and most mysterioustest of deities, sredni vashtar =vvvvvvvvv=
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