The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • the Gherrit White terminal might be the creepiest thing in the series

    it has some competition, but not a lot.
  • Checked the weather forecast for today

    12 degress and 95% humidity

    Fuck
  • The weather matches my mood. Shitty and foul.
  • david cameron fucked a dead pig.
  • woke up and discovered that the unironic prime minister of this country literally had sexual relations with a pig, which was dead.
  • this is so absolutely bizarre
  • woops should that have been in the nsfw section
  • in any case, the world needs to know. david cameron, and a dead pig, yknow. wow
  • I thought I could make it to University in the rain without a hoodie or a coat.

    I was wrong.
  • I had to buy a hoodie from the Uni shop just so I wouldn't freeze to death.
  • Of course, as soon as I put the hoodie on, it stopped raining.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't help but feel that getting a point marked off for having the correct answer but the wrong number of significant figures is insulting to my intelligence

    If I have the right answer I ought to be able to expect full credit, regardless of his I rounded
  • They're playing break up songs in the pub.

    Fuck.
  • edited 2015-09-21 14:19:21
    Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    I just showered this morning which I never usually do at that time because the body wash I have smells like heaven
  • I had a cute cat sleeping next to me most of the night.

    When she wasn't trying to get into trouble anyway.

    Obviously someone's feeling better.
  • Zeether said:

    I just showered this morning which I never usually do at that time because the body wash I have smells like heaven

    I Read That As "the body wash I have smells like haven"

    and I was wondering how you knew what Haven smells like.

  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    This is apparently a thing we folks do.
  • Was followed by a flock of geese on the way home from Uni. Had to sacrifice four slices of bread.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I didn't know lightsabers were real
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    anime is real
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It's my fucking backyard and I am seriously considering putting down a bunch of money for a few lessons.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    King Crackers meets President Trump
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    King Crackers meets President Donald "Nobody builds walls better than me"Trump

    Why would I meet the bastard?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MachSpeed said:

    King Crackers meets President Donald "Nobody builds walls better than me"Trump

    Why would I meet the bastard?
    Because the year is 2020 and you're meeting with the president to rig the polls to ensure his re-election and in exchange he lets you keep South Dakota

  • I remember an /r/atheism post where they critiqued Jesus as a moral philosopher

    I can't remember but the gist of it was "Jesus is a hack because...he was INFLUENCED BY OTHER PHILOSOPHERS OH MY GOD"
  • Acererak said:

    I remember an /r/atheism post where they critiqued Jesus as a moral philosopher


    I can't remember but the gist of it was "Jesus is a hack because...he was INFLUENCED BY OTHER PHILOSOPHERS OH MY GOD"
    this is almost as good as ppl who insist on calling him Joshua
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    To be fair, Rabbi Yehoshua of Nazareth sounds pretty rad.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yeshua bar Yosef
  • MachSpeed said:

    King Crackers meets President Donald "Nobody builds walls better than me"Trump

    Why would I meet the bastard?
    Because the year is 2020 and you're meeting with the president to rig the polls to ensure his re-election and in exchange he lets you keep South Dakota

    Okay, but what does meeting with the president have to do with Trump?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't even like South Dakota!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yup.

    Strictly speaking, Jesus was actually part of a tradition of radical mendicant rabbis who were particularly prevalent during that period. John the Baptist was another obvious one, but even at that point travelling holy men preaching to the diaspora from outside the synagogue were their own parallel tradition.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    There is a name for them in Hebrew, but I forget it.
  • I have the theme to Steven Universe in my head.
  • John The Baptizer was someone we learned a lot about in middle school.

    interesting thing about Catholic school education, much of the religious studies have no formal curriculum and as such what gets taught is "whatever the funding church's 'thing' is", and our dioceses bishop really liked ol' Johnny.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The Mandaeans consider John the Baptist to be the true Messiah and Jesus to be a conjuror who made false claims and aped his teacher.

    They have their own dialect of Aramaic, too, strangely enough. Also most of them are in either Iraq or New Jersey.
  • Vriska said:

    I have the theme to Steven Universe in my head.

    we
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    are the crystal
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    gems.
  • kill living beings
    AND STEVEN
  • and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling clods
  • XXXXD

    That show is very entertaining. Mind you I still have a lot to catch up on but still.
  • i like chocolate milk
  • Tre said:

    i like chocolate milk

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    milk
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Yup.

    Strictly speaking, Jesus was actually part of a tradition of radical mendicant rabbis who were particularly prevalent during that period. John the Baptist was another obvious one, but even at that point travelling holy men preaching to the diaspora from outside the synagogue were their own parallel tradition.

    Claimants to being the messiah were so common among the Jews that Romans made jokes about the stereotype.
  • he is not the Messiah he is a very naughty boy
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Even when they became a thing of their own, they were basically viewed as one of the many basically harmless mystery cults hanging around Rome until they started getting persecuted largely as scapegoats for political reasons.

    Also the bit about drinking the blood of the savior creeped people out.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://existentialcomics.com/ The explanation on this strip is great.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    he is not the Messiah he is a very naughty boy

    This is one of those times where the Monty Python parody captures a lot of nuances many versions miss.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Such as the many different feuding Jewish sects who wanted the Romans out of Judaea
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