The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Crystal

  2015-09-20 03:01:29 edited 2015-09-20 03:07:49

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Odradek said:

  Crystal said:

  @Klinotaxis has officially convinced me to watch Rick & Morty.

  
  

  I mean I already wanted to, but let's just ignore the details.

  I thought he hadn't watched it yet

  Check the link in my comment, because he posted that in IRC. Plus he is now.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-09-20 03:20:22

  kill living beings
  

  i've seen a few scattered episodes. i just watched a rickle in time (thanks adults wim website)
  
• Obā-san

  2015-09-20 03:22:09

  
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  adults wim
  

  
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-20 03:57:10

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  If you invented the MP3, how would you use it to make you richer than God?
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-20 04:02:29

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Like the best thing I can think of is that playing an MP3 once will give you one cent, but that means a day of playing is going to cost you like a dollar, which is quite a lot.
  
  I'm talking about comic book science here, of course.
• Calica

  2015-09-20 04:03:37

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  MachSpeed said:

  If you invented the MP3, how would you use it to make you richer than God?

  patents
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-20 04:08:23

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Explain.
• Imipolex G

  2015-09-20 04:10:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  patent it and then people will have to pay you to make mp3 players and software etc.
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-20 04:14:17

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  How much money is in that, hypothetically? Billions? Trillions?
• Imipolex G

  2015-09-20 04:15:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Quadzillions
• Calica

  2015-09-20 04:17:07 edited 2015-09-20 04:19:30

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  MachSpeed said:

  How much money is in that, hypothetically? Billions? Trillions?

  probably hundreds of millions but usually for a company not a lone inventor
• Calica

  2015-09-20 04:19:54

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  all of nortel's patents combined sold for four and a half billion
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-20 04:21:35

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Certainly not enough to fund Tony Stark, then.
• Calica

  2015-09-20 04:39:27

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  in comic book world it could be, probably
• Odradek

  2015-09-20 04:40:39

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/254298-bill-maher-defends-arrest-of-ahmed-mohamed
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-09-20 04:42:32

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• Obā-san

  2015-09-20 04:42:39

  
  

  i want toast
  
• Calica

  2015-09-20 04:43:59

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Odradek said:

  http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/254298-bill-maher-defends-arrest-of-ahmed-mohamed

  lol what a prick
• lee4hmz

  2015-09-20 05:06:14

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  no one's liked you since you left Comedy Central, Maher, knock that shit off.
• Anonus

  2015-09-20 05:08:44

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i'm probably done with maher now

  
  

  insofar as I wasn't done with him before
• Calica

  2015-09-20 05:38:04

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i was done with maher when i learned that he denied the germ theory of disease
• Obā-san

  2015-09-20 05:45:28

  
  

  Calica said:

  i was done with maher when i learned that he denied the germ theory of disease

  i knew he was a humorist but wow
  
• Anonus

  2015-09-20 05:51:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  He also dressed up as Steve Irwin for Halloween in 2006, which rankled me a lot
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-20 06:04:55

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Crossfire, ice water.
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-09-20 06:10:32

  
  

  Calica said:

  i was done with maher when i learned that he denied the germ theory of disease

  Wait, what?
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-09-20 06:12:53 edited 2015-09-20 06:13:11

  
  

  Odradek said:

  

  I've actually never seen this Calvin and Hobbes strip before. Troubling.

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Imipolex G said:

  I liked when Calvin turned himself into an owl
  

  
  Me too.
  
  Really the whole strip was great but in terms of recurring gags the downhill sledding was my favourite, probably. Or maybe the snowmen.

  Both of those recurring gags are pretty high up there as as far as Calvin and Hobbes go. I always loved the Calvinball strips, myself.
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-09-20 06:38:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Calvinball is literally the only sport I find interesting.
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-20 06:50:24

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I have no fucking idea what my dad needs three marble slabs for. We’ve had these goddamn things for years and done fuckall with them.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-09-20 07:06:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  you will know when the time of trouble comes
• Anonus

  2015-09-20 07:07:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  my head hurts
• Alduin

  2015-09-20 07:33:14 edited 2015-09-20 07:33:32

  Calica said:

  i was done with maher when i learned that he denied the germ theory of disease

  Isn't he a left-wing fedora tipper
• Hexartes

  2015-09-20 09:18:00

  Am I seriously suffering from fucking coffee withdrawals
  
  (Answer: yes)
• Toolsie

  2015-09-20 09:48:25

  ಠ_ಠ

  Doing laundry before 11am.
  
  What is life.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-09-20 09:50:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I've done it before 7

  
  

  -pats the Tools-
• sunn wolf

  2015-09-20 09:58:57

  morning
• sunn wolf

  2015-09-20 09:59:13

  yesterday i climbed three (3) mountains
• Anonus

  2015-09-20 10:05:34

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  which mountains?
• Toolsie

  2015-09-20 10:08:13

  ಠ_ಠ

  The laundry room was empty, which is good.
  
  Just have to wait 34 minutes for the tumble dryer to finish.
• sunn wolf

  2015-09-20 10:23:43

  Anonus said:

  which mountains?

  Rossett Pike, Esk Pike, and Bow Fell, in the lake district
  
• Anonus

  2015-09-20 10:44:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Cool
• Toolsie

  2015-09-20 10:47:05

  ಠ_ಠ

  *gets clothes out of tumble dryer*
  
  *puts clothes on bed in a big pile*
  
  *sleeps on pile*
• Tachyon

  2015-09-20 11:40:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Acererak said:

  Calica said:

  i was done with maher when i learned that he denied the germ theory of disease

  Isn't he a left-wing fedora tipper

  define 'left-wing' in this context
  
  he's popular with New Atheist types if that's what you mean
  
• Tachyon

  2015-09-20 11:42:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  also i just read that article and what a complete bellend
  
  get fucked maher
  
• Toolsie

  2015-09-20 13:13:58

  ಠ_ಠ

  I wasn't going to wear a hoodie tomorrow, but after looking at the forecast, I may have to. 

  
  

  Oh well. 
• Calica

  2015-09-20 13:30:36

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  thenamelesssamurai said:

  Calica said:

  i was done with maher when i learned that he denied the germ theory of disease

  Wait, what?
  

  really.  anti-vax and everything.
• Obā-san

  2015-09-20 13:31:15

  
  

  nobody reacted to my humorist joke I'm so mad fuck u all
• Tachyon

  2015-09-20 13:31:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  wow naney it was a really good joke?
  
  (i smiled at the time but had nothing to add)
  
• Calica

  2015-09-20 13:33:14

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i also thought it was funny but someone asked for a source so that was my priority
• Obā-san

  2015-09-20 13:35:13

  
  

  yes praise meeeee -w-
  
  (*falls back asleep*)
• Princess Alice

  2015-09-20 13:41:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  naney do you still have headphones with kitty cat ears