The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image

    I will never use maths in real life, for I do not count things, check the time, cook, buy things, or read maps.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think it's just a smartass way of saying 'this scoring system is less straightforward than i was expecting'
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    although that is not a very complicated scoring system

    tennis has a much weirder one
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Glad to see Dusty's home and safe, Vriska.
  • Thank you. So am I.

    I'll feel even better once her recovery period is over and she's able to get back to normal completely again.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    how's the cone of shame treating her
  • She is not happy with it, and keeps trying to wiggle out of it.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    aww.  i am not surprised, though!

    how long does she need to keep it on for?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Let's disrupt education by bringing dark sarcasm IN the classroom.
  • She's supposed to wear it for ten days.
  • Odradek said:

    Let's disrupt education by bringing dark sarcasm IN the classroom.

    dark sarcasm is my new post-ironic beardcore band
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    Let's disrupt education by bringing dark sarcasm IN the classroom.

    we don't need that
  • dark sarcasm is better than new textbooks that cost a hundred bucks a pop and have no new information in them
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Darkasm?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    COuYiIhWIAUVdLC.jpg:orig

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    David Gilmour playing a guitar solo from the darkness at the bottom of the Sarchasm.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    COuYiIhWIAUVdLC.jpg:orig


    The judge wrote on and then he folded the ledger shut and laid it to one side and
    pressed his hands together and passed them down over his nose and mouth and placed
    them palm down on his knees.

    Whatever exists, he said. Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists
    without my consent.

    He looked about at the dark forest in which they were bivouacked. He nodded toward
    the specimens he'd collected. These anonymous creatures, he said, may seem little or
    nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath
    yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the
    existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he
    be properly suzerain of the earth.

    What's a suzerain?

    A keeper. A keeper or overlord.

    Why not say keeper then?

    Because he is a special kind of keeper. A suzerain rules even where there are other
    rulers. His authority countermands local judgements.

    Toadvine spat.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The judge placed his hands on the ground. He looked at his inquisitor. This is my
    claim, he said. And yet everywhere upon it are pockets of autonomous life. Autonomous.
    In order for it to be mine nothing must be permitted to occur upon it save by my
    dispensation.

    Toadvine sat with his boots crossed before the fire. No man can acquaint himself with
    everthing on this earth, he said.

    The judge tilted his great head. The man who believes that the secrets of the world are
    forever hidden lives in mystery and fear. Superstition will drag him down. The rain will
    erode the deeds of his life. But that man who sets himself the task of singling out the
    thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the
    world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms
    of his own fate.

    I dont see what that has to do with catchin birds.

    The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.

    That would be a hell of a zoo.

    The judge smiled. Yes, he said. Even so.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Quoting Blood Meridian and everything. Who's the tool that's got your jimmies rustled, Odradek?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    *looks up Peter Thiel*

    Yeah, he sounds like an asshole.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Peter Thiel, founder of Pay Pal and noted libertarian would-be godking.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    He gives a lot of money to Eliezer Yudkowsky.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    And seasteading.

    Lots of seasteading money.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Well, yeah, I looked him up. He sounds like a pretentious dickweed.

    Now, have you vented your spleen sufficiently? I get that this dude is more worthy of rage than a lot of better known people, but let's not turn the page into your private rantspace.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you gotta place your faith in a theorem called bayes
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    you gotta place your faith in a theorem called bayes


  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    the bae theorem
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Well, yeah, I looked him up. He sounds like a pretentious dickweed.

    Now, have you vented your spleen sufficiently? I get that this dude is more worthy of rage than a lot of better known people, but let's not turn the page into your private rantspace.
    Yes

    This article is good
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    Every time I see pictures of cats or videos of cats I want to reach through the screen and pet them
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the cowsplosion
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    Odradek said:

    Peter Thiel, founder of Pay Pal and noted libertarian would-be godking.

    No wonder I hate PayPal so much.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Zeether said:

    Every time I see pictures of cats or videos of cats I want to reach through the screen and pet them


    Yisssss. =w=
    Odradek said:

    Well, yeah, I looked him up. He sounds like a pretentious dickweed.

    Now, have you vented your spleen sufficiently? I get that this dude is more worthy of rage than a lot of better known people, but let's not turn the page into your private rantspace.
    Yes

    This article is good

    Good.

    I like the proposal that article is making.
  • I want to pull the cats out of the screen and snuggle them.

    Dusty has been given snuggles the best she could with the cone of shame and everything. She purred at me. Then she decided to go under the bed again. Hopefully she will come out on her own.

    Gonna head off for the night, not sure how much sleep I will get though since I'll be wondering about Dusty.
  • leading my current Hearthstone arena run 1-0
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'll probably watch this week's Steven Universe when I get home
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Good to hear that your cat's okay, Ozzy.
  • I feel like shit.

    Not sure what is worse: the lack of sleep or the shitty diet.

    Possibly both.
  • God, I am burning up.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sleep more and eat better?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You're running a temperature?
  • edited 2015-09-19 02:33:24
    ಠ_ಠ
    I've got a bit of a fever, but I've just been feeling so mentally shit over the last few weeks that its all caught up to me.

    Guess because I often lay awake wondering what's the point.
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    YOU ASK IF I CARE FAM
    NEVER BEEN A CARER
    GO IN A LAMBORGHINI NOT A NEW ALFA BRERA
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Toolsie said:

    I've got a bit of a fever, but I've just been feeling so mentally shit over the last few weeks that its all caught up to me.

    Guess because I often lay awake wondering what's the point.

    :(

    *offers hug*
  • *hugs*

    Going to spend the weekend looking after myself and making sure that I do fix my sleeping pattern and do feel good about myself.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That's a good plan.  i wish you the best of luck.
  • edited 2015-09-19 02:51:05
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Any grammar nerds around?

    I have a professor who likes to remind us that certain assignments are to be done "in pen"

    And...that phrasing seems odd to me?

    Surely it'd be more natural to say "in ink"...

    I used to get told I couldn't do assignments in pen when I was little...they insisted you use #2 pencils for everything
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    when i was a young particle my schoolteachers sometimes got annoyed with me for writing in pencil when the work was supposed to be in pen

    i was just scared of making a mistake, you couldn't erase biro (i didn't have tip-ex handy)
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