The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I've browsed a few clips on Youtube, and I guess at some point he tells jokes? There's a structure of a joke, at least, a setup, a punchline, a few tags. They're not funny, but they're jokes.

    Dice Rules is absolutely not a comedy show, though.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    "Coke Zero tastes the same as Diet Coke!"

    ???
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The best thing Andrew Dice Clay was responsible for was the sample of him used in Unbelievable


  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    He does shout "Oh!" quite well.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Related
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Lucina Smash Lucina for Lucina U.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    He's not funny here either. And I can't buy a greaser as a private detective.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    MachSpeed said:

    He's not funny here either. And I can't buy a greaser as a private detective.

    He's a Rock and Roll detective. He only solves Rock and Roll crimes.

    He has friends who are rappers, but he would not be able to solve their cases, as he is a Rock and Roll Detective.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    But megabytes of /what/?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    bit coins
  • his compputer needs more megabytes so he can hack the ip address of the pentagon and take down their RAM server using a GUI. obviously.
  • sunn wolf said:

    his compputer needs more megabytes so he can hack the ip address of the pentagon and take down their RAM server using a GUI. obviously.

    i like this a lot
  • edited 2015-09-07 16:38:06
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Question for Splatoon players: I have heard that using rollers makes you double mega plus ultra Hitler. Is this true?
  • Splat Charger Specialist

    Question for Splatoon players: I have heard that using rollers makes you double mega plus ultra Hitler. Is this true?

    This is an exaggeration. Using rollers, especially the Krak-on Roller, is really just easy modo. In turf war, rollers can very well contribute to the team's performance, but in ranked mode match modes like tower control, they are of less use, since the point is not simply to cover as much ground as possible.

    The number one rule is to play the weapon type that feels best to you. If that's rollers, then at least try to play with a few different ones, and try out the brushes as well.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Rollers are really bad for ranked. You have very little flexibility and speed and you're a moving target.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    lol review scores
  • edited 2015-09-07 18:47:55
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    "Fuck this thing, get it? Fuck that thing, you see? Fuck also this thing in particu-"

    No. Fuck you. Because I don't like you.

    And you're wearing out a perfectly good profanity.
  • Hurray for laggy as fuck games.
  • Turns out my whole bloody PS3 has crashed
  • sredni has internet stuff and is setting it up

    THE RETURN OF THE FERRET GOD IS NEIGH barring technical difficulties and also my phone is at 1% so
  • edited 2015-09-07 19:33:33
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    please charge your phone
    dead phones are bad
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    DO NOT THROW PHONES.
  • naney said:

    sredni has internet stuff and is setting it up

    THE RETURN OF THE FERRET GOD IS NEIGH barring technical difficulties and also my phone is at 1% so

    gooooood

  • *Vriska.exe has encountered a pro8lem and needs to shut down*

    (vriska is tired, and sadly still at work)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the things

    you say
  • *tools.exe has stopped working*
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that there is something I would not do
  • *hides under desk* *falls asleep under desk*
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!

    Now with sound.

    The Pike's Peak Hillclimb is scary as shit.
  • multi-track drifting

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this, lol.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    naney said:

    sredni has internet stuff and is setting it up

    THE RETURN OF THE FERRET GOD IS NEIGH barring technical difficulties and also my phone is at 1% so

    I need to make a reaction video of The Brain going "yes" so I can use it for posts like this.
  • edited 2015-09-07 20:35:24
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    According to Shigeru Miyamoto, Pikmin 4 is very close to completion. (In a month old interview that was embargoed till today for some reason.)
  • I am looking forward to work ending today.

    Got the day off tomorrow. Nothing special to do since the friend I usually hang out with on my days off has other plans (though we're getting dinner and shopping Wednesday after work instead). Hoping I can relax, knit, and snuggle Dusty.

    Especially snuggle Dusty.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Assuming I can get to sleep on time, I'd like to get up early enough to head to the 18th Avenue Library in time to have some quiet study time before class...
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Discovery of the day: Either I single handedly bring down Splatoon teams, or I'm cursed.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • edited 2015-09-07 22:01:57
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Regarding all the seemingly misplaced admiration for The Simpsons: I imagine it's because people doing it are old enough to remember the early seasons, before it turned into a Franchise Zombie parody of itself. Back in 1992, it was hip and fresh; now, it's not as funny because everyone's imitated that style of humor for 20 years.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:image

    is this from the new
    Ghostbusters
  • he is doing something, idk
  • Oddly enough I still like The Simpsons. Old episodes and new ones.

    Also we have a dealer in our mall who looks like a real-life (but thankfully not yellow) version of the Comic Book Guy.

    To the point where when he was telling me about how he went to see Ant-Man I was expecting him to say "Worst Movie EVER" or something but apparently he enjoyed it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Jeff Albertson
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There was a period in the 2000s when they were producing episodes I found pretty hard to watch, both at the time and now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (I would peg it to be from about 2003 to 2008)
  • It is distur8ing how much our dealer looks like him.

    Though he is not a comic 8ook guy, he is a mailman.

    8ut he apparently goes to see movies 8ased on comics.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    image

    is this from the new Ghostbusters
    Yes
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