Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
In my caffeine induced stupor I ended up confusing Mark from Classic Game Room with Craig Bartlett and thought "Why is there a photo of Craig Bartlett holding a Mortal Kombat Advance cartridge and looking disappointed"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
so it looks like i may not be able to do any further college
open university is expensive, and my creative writing degree means i'm not eligible for a student loan
though if i'm understanding the system (i am not but) it looks like i'd have been eligible if i'd started a part time course before graduating from the other one, but it's too late now
feeling kinda unsure how to feel about this since this was something my mum wants me to do and i didn't want to do it in the first place, but having psyched myself up for it i'm kinda upset.
i look at these careers advice things and they always bring up these whole huge lists of such varied, exciting and difficult sounding job titles, and i'm like, how does anyone even become one of these
don't be mad at me, maybe the arts are real subjects if you study them properly and are not garbage like me
i confess that i don't think i've ever looked at one of the jobs on one of these things and seriously thought 'yeah, i can picture myself doing that'
at least, not outside some kind of alternate universe where i'm someone much much smarter and more competent, and also much more patient and reliable, mentally and socially adjusted, etc.
when i was little, a lot of things in the world seemed like they were there 'for grown ups'
and i just kinda accepted that, i was never interested in watching boring late night TV for grown ups, i felt kind of rubbish for not being interested in that when supposedly i should have been like all the other kids, but it wasn't, grown-up TV was tedious and non-animated and had swear words, nobody even got hit by an anvil and turned into a pancake, they just stood around being boring while driving cars or bleeding in hospitals or wearing swimsuits or yelling at each other in London's East End, what the heck was the point in that?
i wasn't one of those kids who was always looking forward to being older, either, i was never desperate to be an adult, i was just kinda existing in my own world as a kid and basically accepting that there were things i wasn't allowed to do, quite rightly and sensibly, because those were grown-up things
and now i'm supposed to be old enough to have, like, y'know, a *career* and it still feels like something for grown-ups, not for me
the notion that i would be capable of starting a career today feels just as stupid now as it did when i was 8 years old
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filler, obvs
idk
my favourite character was Erza but lately it seems like she's just a bundle of running gags that gets into fight scenes every now and again
the same fate that befalls every FT character once the baggage from their backstory has been resolved
Well, poop.
If that.
open university is expensive, and my creative writing degree means i'm not eligible for a student loan
though if i'm understanding the system (i am not but) it looks like i'd have been eligible if i'd started a part time course before graduating from the other one, but it's too late now
feeling kinda unsure how to feel about this since this was something my mum wants me to do and i didn't want to do it in the first place, but having psyched myself up for it i'm kinda upset.
which i was already kinda doing anyway but i suppose she means something a bit more structured
*throws things*
IM RIGHT HERE DUMBASSES IVE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME
WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID HIGGS BOSON
step 1: don't be me
or failing that at least be good at your arts course you human trash
i confess that i don't think i've ever looked at one of the jobs on one of these things and seriously thought 'yeah, i can picture myself doing that'
at least, not outside some kind of alternate universe where i'm someone much much smarter and more competent, and also much more patient and reliable, mentally and socially adjusted, etc.
idk
when i was little, a lot of things in the world seemed like they were there 'for grown ups'
and i just kinda accepted that, i was never interested in watching boring late night TV for grown ups, i felt kind of rubbish for not being interested in that when supposedly i should have been like all the other kids, but it wasn't, grown-up TV was tedious and non-animated and had swear words, nobody even got hit by an anvil and turned into a pancake, they just stood around being boring while driving cars or bleeding in hospitals or wearing swimsuits or yelling at each other in London's East End, what the heck was the point in that?
i wasn't one of those kids who was always looking forward to being older, either, i was never desperate to be an adult, i was just kinda existing in my own world as a kid and basically accepting that there were things i wasn't allowed to do, quite rightly and sensibly, because those were grown-up things
and now i'm supposed to be old enough to have, like, y'know, a *career* and it still feels like something for grown-ups, not for me
the notion that i would be capable of starting a career today feels just as stupid now as it did when i was 8 years old
professional wonderposter extraordinaire
And you would do it again
You'll do it for him.
Keep your body lowered,
As you're moving forward
Balance is the key
Now go even faster,
And as you're moving backwards
Keep your eyes on me
Keep my body lowered, (Right)
As i'm moving forward (Concentrate! Don't you want him to live?)
Yes, but put your whole body into it!
Everything you have, everything you are, you've got to give!
And you've nothing but the way you feel, your strategy and a sword,
That's how you know you can win;
You'll do it for him.
You weren't built for fighting,
But that doesn't mean
You're not prepared to try!
Is your real advantage:
When you live for someone
You're prepared to die.
That i'm just a human (True)
But i know that i can
Draw my sword and fight!
I can make a difference, (Yes, excellent!)
I can be there for him,
I can be his knight.