The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Tools said:

    Yesterday can be tomorrow if you have a time machine  

    damn that's deep

    :smokes blunt:

    :makes rap album in-character as a yellow aardvark alien:
  • *smokes weed*
  • But for realsies, I'm really fucking hungry.

    But I'm too lazy to go downstairs.
  • Your daily reminder that The Unseen by Quasimoto and the related Madvillainy by Madlib & MF DOOM are classic albums that u should listen to.

    Anyway, does anyone know if it's permitted to edit your own last.fm artist page?

    I'm just sick of constantly scrobbling myself and having nothing come up.
  • Don't make me get my list.

    I don't even know where the list is.

    The list is named "some kind of a list or something" and originally consisted of a 8unch of stuff from Pokemon. (namely Giratina, that kid from R/S/E who runs around 8y the lake saying "The air is tasty here!, and that episode where Ash cross-dressed to get into a gym (Erika's I think).)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Yesterday" was 50 years ago, actually.



    let that sink in
  • I think it had Shedinja on it too.

    I do not know why.

    I don't even know where I -put- the list.
  • *googles aadrvark*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    did you mean aardvark
  • Tools said:

    *googles aadrvark*

    the thing I was referring to is this

    image
  • Seriously though it's been a super long day at work (with annoying-as-FUCK customers) so it -feels- like yesterday really was a long time ago.
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    the titanic sank 103 years ago

    just let that--
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    too soon?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Quick, who was President when you were born?


    Mine was George Bush.
    i was very confused for a second but then i remembered hw
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Epitome said:

    the titanic sank 103 years ago


    just let that--
    oh fuck you I laughed

    ALSO

    while you're here, you should join the band of brats

    we're a group of young girl & also anonus at a magic school who get in all sorts of trouble

    i'm the leader, naturally
  • edited 2015-09-05 22:21:12
    ಠ_ಠ
    @QueenPoison: Ohhhh... Derp

    I'm dumb
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    Quick, who was President when you were born?


    Mine was George Bush.
    i was very confused for a second but then i remembered hw
    see this amuses me because we were both born the same year
  • Bran flakes at twenty past eleven at night

    Student life even though I'm at home wooooooo
  • My dad often eats cereal as a late-night snack.

    For whatever reason I usually go for a spoonful of peanut butter as a late-night snack.
  • Tools said:

    @QueenPoison: Ohhhh... Derp

    I'm dumb

    not getting a deliberately obtuse joke about underground rap does not make u dumb

    on the contrary u seem quite smart to me
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers

    Epitome said:

    the titanic sank 103 years ago


    just let that--
    oh fuck you I laughed

    ALSO

    while you're here, you should join the band of brats

    we're a group of young girl & also anonus at a magic school who get in all sorts of trouble

    i'm the leader, naturally
    i have no idea what joining this would entail but i am 100% down for a group of young girls (+ anonus) causing mischief sign me up 
  • that means you get to be classmates with Sukeban Jane
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I eat cereal whenever I want
  • Vriska said:

    My dad often eats cereal as a late-night snack.


    For whatever reason I usually go for a spoonful of peanut butter as a late-night snack.
    I agree with the peanut butter. I sometimes go for a spoon of Nutella.

    Tools said:

    @QueenPoison: Ohhhh... Derp

    I'm dumb

    not getting a deliberately obtuse joke about underground rap does not make u dumb

    on the contrary u seem quite smart to me
    For some reason I thought you were referring to my avatar <_<

    Whatever. It's late and I should be asleep by now but the brain has decided that now is the best time to panic about the double chemistry I'm taking this academic year.

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sharkboy and Lavagirl was the movie that made me realize my horror of books being mistreated.  
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Robert Rodriguez has had a weird career.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Odradek said:

    Robert Rodriguez has had a weird career.

    the machete in machete is the same as the machete in spy kids
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Sharkboy and Lavagirl is the worst birthday gift you could give to a child whose name begins with R

    You've seen the Nostalgia Critic video, I see
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    For the first time in American history a woman has been imprisoned by the government for merely exercising her Christian faith. War has been declared on Christ and His followers.

    And there’s no turning back.

    Anti-Christian persecution is the civil rights cause of our time. The cultural Marxists in power have seceded from our constitutional republican form of government, with its Judeo-Christian moorings, and have supplanted, in its place, a secular-socialist oligarchy. Like Union troops hunkered at Fort Sumter, faithful Christians are now exiles in our own land. Anti-Christian “progressives” have demanded unconditional surrender, and federal Judge David Bunning has fired the first mortar.

    Even as I write, a kind, soft-spoken and well respected civil servant of 27 years sits languishing, like some violent criminal, in a Kentucky prison. She is confined, indefinitely and without benefit of a trial, to a tiny cell. She is a political prisoner in a spiritual war. Like so many accidental civil-rights heroes that came before her, Davis, a Democrat who was overwhelmingly elected as Rowan County clerk, has peacefully and graciously refused to violate her Christian conscience. She has declined to sign her name to marriage certificates that defy God’s natural design for the timeless institution and has requested, as a simple accommodation, that either her name be removed from the marriage licenses, thus eliminating her personalized acquiescence to the Supreme Court’s novel attempt to usurp God’s authority and redefine this cornerstone institution, or, alternatively, “to allow licenses to be issued by the chief executive of Rowan County or [by] developing a statewide, online marriage license process.”

  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    kim davis belongs in that prison more than most of the "violent" (read: black) criminals there
  • Hope my new flatmates will be okay...

    Well, better than people who just partied all the time.

    And a mute and someone with severe OCD.

    They can only get better.
  • Nutella is good too.

    I always have both peanut butter and Nutella available for snacking purposes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    kim davis belongs in that prison more than most of the "violent" (read: black) criminals there

    I am getting some delicious schadenfreude from watching homophobes get butthurt over this
  • Vriska said:

    Nutella is good too.


    I always have both peanut butter and Nutella available for snacking purposes.
    *brofist*

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  The delivery of some of these lines.

    Just wait until you meet mr. Electric!  He's the worst bad dream YET!

    Who is STOPping my unSTOPpable COASTERS?

    I must say, the movie is... unique and memorable.

    I mean, not as memorable as Barbie Rapunzel, now that's a masterpiece of its craft.  
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I have seen Barbie Rapunzel

    How have I seen Barbie Rapunzel
  • I always wanted to be a superhero

    My dreams were crushed when I learnt that tying an old tablecloth around my neck didn't make me fly.
  • It was also my security blanket >_>
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    Kim Davis calling herself Rosa Parks over this is probably the worst statement I've heard besides THIS IS RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION

    Every time I hear homophobic shit being done in the name of the "Christian faith" I imagine Jesus showing up in front of those people and reacting the same way he did when he entered the temple and found people exchanging money and selling animals, except he would probably say "you have turned my father's house into a den of harassment"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tools said:

    I think "God, 2007 was not long ago."

    It was 8 fucking years ago.

    In 2007, 1999 felt like forever ago to me

    Now 2007 doesn't really

    It's age
  • Getting old

    Even though I'm a fresh faced 21 year old.

    Except for the acne scars on my forehead. We'll ignore those.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    English
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