The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh right, anything I say has to be run through a filter where you assume it's my fault
  • punch the puncha8le faces

    Dusty's face is not puncha8le. This is good. I couldn't punch my Dusty8all.
  • I dunno why I keep wanting to punch faces l8ly.
  • It is funny since Vriska is the one who has gotten punches in the face,
  • I don't wanna punch Vriska though.

    Not that there aren't Homestuck characters I'd like to punch.

    Cronus, for instance. And Cali8orn. And I've wanted to punch Aranea which is weird. And Eridan. 

    Yeah,
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there's like this weird thing in lit where realism and experimentalism are perpetually at war

    as if they don't play off one another, as if experimental novels can never feel samey, as if realist novels are somehow objectively relatable, as if both approaches haven't changed over the years
  • Tachyon said:

    there's like this weird thing in lit where realism and experimentalism are perpetually at war

    as if they don't play off one another, as if experimental novels can never feel samey, as if realist novels are somehow objectively relatable, as if both approaches haven't changed over the years

    I notice this in other mediums as well and it's real strange to me.
  • I don't wanna punch the Condesce though.

    'Cause she is awesome. Evil yeah, 8ut not puncha8le. XXXXD
  • Also I don't think I'd survive punching her even if I wanted to.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Not all of us have the same energy as you, Kex. And it's not that we're all geezers here (which I mean granted, we are), but there are certain things that make us feel bad, and we've all suffered enough already.

    Like, the other day I woke up and saw my friends talk about some stupid shit. It was inconsequential, stupid shit. I barely remember what was said, what was discussed. But seeing them go at it, I lost all my strength and just deflated like a goddamn balloon. I barely did anything that day.

    Living is tiring. And I would like it if the things to which I am obligated to would not hurt me like this.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Every now and then a woodlouse will crawl down my curtain, and i will catch it and release it outside.

    idk where they're coming from, it's really weird.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i find them cute, but i am still puzzled about how they're getting up there.
  • Vriska said:

    And I've wanted to punch Aranea which is weird.

    Aranea did make a mess of things to say the least, so that's understandable

    plus she's a NERD
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Watched the new We Bare Bears.

    Panda totally has a Tumblr. Like, they haven't revealed it yet, but he spends a lot of time on it. There is no way he doesn't.
  • Haven said:

    Vriska said:

    And I've wanted to punch Aranea which is weird.

    Aranea did make a mess of things to say the least, so that's understandable

    plus she's a NERD
    True. It's just weird wanting to punch someone who's rel8ed to Vriska. XXXXD
  • I should watch We Bare Bears at some point. It looks cute.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Vriska said:

    I should watch We Bare Bears at some point. It looks cute.

    Same.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Everybody's got the right to be happy,
    Don't be mad, life's not as bad as it seems,
    If you keep your goal in sight, you can climb to any height,
    Everybody's got the right to their dreams.
    Everybody's got the right to be different.
    If you wanna be different.
    Even though at times they go to extremes.
    Anybody can prevail, everybody's free to fail,
    No one can be put in jail for their dreams.
    Free country!
    Means that you've got the choice,
    Be a scholar! Make a dollar!
    Free country!
    Means that you get a voice,
    Scream and holler! Grab 'em by the collar!
    Free country!
    Means you get to connect!
    That's it! Means the right to expect that you'll have an effect.
    That you're gonna connect! Connect! Connect! Connect!
    Everybody's got the right to some sunshine!
    Not the sun, but maybe one of its beams.
    One of its beams!
    Rich man, poor man, black or white.
    Everybody gets a bite, everybody's got the right to their dreams.
    Everybody's got the right....to their dreams.......(gunshots!)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    boobs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I haven't seen We Bare Bears other than a couple of clips, and it felt like Cartoon Network picked it up because it was "Regular Show Lite"
  • It actually has much more of an Ed, Edd n Eddy feel to it, IMO.

    It's also extremely cute, and deserves a peek.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image

    Alice, stealth expert.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    I haven't seen We Bare Bears other than a couple of clips, and it felt like Cartoon Network picked it up because it was "Regular Show Lite"

    It's fun when you randomly insult something you haven't seen and some people are talking about liking.

    That's real cool, and the life of the party.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Anonus said:

    I haven't seen We Bare Bears other than a couple of clips, and it felt like Cartoon Network picked it up because it was "Regular Show Lite"

    It's fun when you randomly insult something you haven't seen and some people are talking about liking.

    That's real cool, and the life of the party.
    Well I have been wanting to watch more of it because it seems like it needs a fair shake
  • Is it wrong that SAO Abridged, a mediocre-at-best abridged series, is still the best SAO adaptation we have to date
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    No.
  • It's good because it doesn't pretend that Kirito isn't an asshole
  • Tre said:

    It actually has much more of an Ed, Edd n Eddy feel to it, IMO.

    It's also extremely cute, and deserves a peek.

    It's basically an updated Ed, Edd'n Eddy.

    I prefer EEnE, but WBB can do stuff that EEnE can't pull off due to perpetually being stuck in the past
  • kill living beings
    party

    hard

    it's hard to party
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers


  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    I'm going to watch Hey Arnold this weekend
  • I don't even get why "Sike, That's The Wrong Number" was received that way. It wasn't even a very sick burn.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Supa Hot Fire is a joke. The joke is that the burns are actually really lame.
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    it's funny cause its what most rap battles are like anyway
  • edited 2015-09-05 13:47:04
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

    Titor wrote that the President in 2004 would have been a modern-day Abraham Lincoln. George W. Bush was elected to a second term in 2004.





    speaking of burns
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, they were both Republicans, at least...?
  • it's funny cause its what most rap battles are like anyway

    yeah
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't get the intersection of Fallout and My Little Pony.

    Like, a good bit of the former's appeal is playing with guns? And you can't really play with guns in the latter? Because you don't have hands? You just telekinetically move things around or some shit?
  • It's because it's fun to mix a show and a video game with vastly different tones and themes
  • an alternative explanation yes
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I mean, I saw some fanart of some pony levitating a gun. Presumably, it was going to shoot something, but it didn't mean anything, because using a gun is a gesture, a code in the body language. Levitating a gun doesn't mean anything.

    It makes me think; "Why don't ponies just use guns that don't have grips? Why do they insist on grips? Did someone with hands teach them how to make guns and they never figured it out for themselves?"

    It takes me out of it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Rape does not happen nearly as often in Fallout as that stupid ponyshit fanfic would indicate.
  • MachSpeed said:

    Levitating a gun doesn't mean anything.

    You can tell that to the guy levitating six guns.
  • edited 2015-09-05 14:26:43
    Odradek said:

    Rape does not happen nearly as often in Fallout as that stupid ponyshit fanfic would indicate.

    I'm fairly sure it doesn't happen at all, and that Fallout is too goofy to tackle that matter without sparking significant outrage.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Ponyshit

    Ponyshit never changes
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