The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-26 21:04:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And from that day, Tools was swole
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 21:06:19

  ಠ_ಠ

  It's actually to increase my fitness levels and lose a bit of fat around the hip appear >_>
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-26 21:08:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And from that day, Tools was swole, fit and in possession of a fashionable waistline
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 21:09:08

  ಠ_ಠ

  Damn straight.
• Misery

  2015-08-26 21:10:40

  The sadness will last forever.

  The heat is too strong..
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 21:16:21

  ಠ_ಠ

  Do what I've just done.
  
  Had a cold shower.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 21:22:13

  Yarrun XIX said:

  And from that day, Tools was swole, fit and in possession of a fashionable waistline

  you are lacking a comma before the conjunction of a list containing more than two items
  
  *grammar flamewar ensues*
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-26 21:25:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  >points out that glenn's missing a Capital letter and a period
• Anonus

  2015-08-26 21:39:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Just to head off any "WTF" reactions: check the Activity page, and the Non-Suicidal Emotional Problems Pile for context
• Vriska

  2015-08-26 21:40:02

  8luh 8luh.

  Having spaghetti with olive oil, herbs, and Parmesan cheese.

  
  

  which I like better than having spaghetti sauce on it, unless it's a super chunky meat sauce (such as when I use Manwich as a pasta sauce.)
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 21:52:01

  ಠ_ಠ

  Vriska said:

  Having spaghetti with olive oil, herbs, and Parmesan cheese.

  
  

  which I like better than having spaghetti sauce on it, unless it's a super chunky meat sauce (such as when I use Manwich as a pasta sauce.)

  That sounds delicious
  
• Vriska

  2015-08-26 21:57:22

  8luh 8luh.

  Tools said:

  Vriska said:

  Having spaghetti with olive oil, herbs, and Parmesan cheese.

  
  

  which I like better than having spaghetti sauce on it, unless it's a super chunky meat sauce (such as when I use Manwich as a pasta sauce.)

  That sounds delicious
  

  It is delicious. :D
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 21:58:22

  ಠ_ಠ

  Vriska said:

  Tools said:

  Vriska said:

  Having spaghetti with olive oil, herbs, and Parmesan cheese.

  
  

  which I like better than having spaghetti sauce on it, unless it's a super chunky meat sauce (such as when I use Manwich as a pasta sauce.)

  That sounds delicious
  

  It is delicious. :D

  *steals delicious-sounding pasta*
  
  
• Vriska

  2015-08-26 22:00:47

  8luh 8luh.

  Oh noes, not my pasta!
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-26 22:02:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Check it out, guys! I stole the Headmistress's floppy disks!

  
  

  ...

  
  

  What do you do with these things, again?
• Tachyon

  2015-08-26 22:03:29

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  What the heck is a floppy disk?
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-26 22:07:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  What the heck is a floppy disk?
  

  It's like a flash drive, only terrible.

  
  

  I used one once and I could only store one high-resolution photo of my beautiful self on it!
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 22:16:22

  ಠ_ಠ

  Jesus Christ, I remember floppy disks. My parents had boxes full of them.
• Vriska

  2015-08-26 22:21:20

  8luh 8luh.

  I had a computer as a kid that played games off floppy disks.
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 22:45:18

  ಠ_ಠ

  Just saw a fox on my front garden devour some venison stew.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 22:52:12

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I remember floppy disks!  I loved them.  That was how I played Oregon Trail.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 22:53:19

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tools said:

  Just saw a fox on my front garden devour some venison stew.

  Neat!

  
  

  For the fox, I mean.

  
  

  How often do you see foxes in your area, Tools?
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 22:53:44

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  You tried and you tried, but all your pitiful little struggles were insufficient to stop the triplepost.
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 22:56:45

  ಠ_ಠ

  We have a lot of urban foxes, because I live in the outer suburbs. We have at least one that passes through our garden every night.
• Toolsie

  2015-08-26 22:57:41

  ಠ_ಠ

  This one was a largeish one with a long bushy tail. It demolished the stew then buggered off.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 22:57:42

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  May I borrow some?  The deer are eating everything.
• Tre

  2015-08-26 23:23:18

  
  

  
• Vriska

  2015-08-26 23:45:32

  8luh 8luh.

  Just did a bit of working out with my weights.

  
  

  They're just 5 pounders but good for toning my arm muscles.

  
  

  Seem to be working well so buy your tickets for the gun show before they sell out ::::o
• Odradek

  2015-08-26 23:47:34

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 23:49:59

  
  

  
  
  https://www.rickowens.eu/en/products/nx15su9805mus-09
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-27 00:02:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  https://twitter.com/avenue_ebooks/status/636364324227936257
• Haven

  2015-08-27 00:21:33

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Must be a pretty sweet gig
• Obā-san

  2015-08-27 00:38:10

  
  

  this characterization of medieval europe is giving me hives
  
• Odradek

  2015-08-27 00:42:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  You know Tumblr, Gandhi might not have been perfect, but he did accomplish his goals without putting a single person in a gulag.

  
  

  *drops mic*
• Obā-san

  2015-08-27 00:42:18

  
  

  only the dead may know peace from this evil
  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-27 00:46:32

  
  

  Odradek said:

  You know Tumblr, Gandhi might not have been perfect, but he did accomplish his goals without putting a single person in a gulag.

  
  

  *drops mic*

  but can ghandi save me from this overview of the middle ages as given by a man whose area of expertise is american labor history
  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-27 00:47:19

  
  

  this is what being in a gulag is like
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-08-27 00:50:40

  kill living beings
  

  > "medieval"
  > existing
  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-27 00:52:05

  
  

  THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM HISTORY GULAG except for right now class is getting out
  
• Odradek

  2015-08-27 00:52:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tankies are continually inserting people into their imaginary gulags.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-27 00:54:20

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  What's a Tankie, Odra?
• Vriska

  2015-08-27 01:00:17

  8luh 8luh.

  I'd rather insert kittens into my very real arms. For snuggles.
• Odradek

  2015-08-27 01:02:07

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Aliroz said:

  What's a Tankie, Odra?

  Teenagers who are really into Marxism and are making the beginner's mistake of assuming that because America wasn't necessarily the good guy in the Cold War, it means Stalin and Mao are glorious angels.
• Obā-san

  2015-08-27 01:16:50

  
  

  teens4gulags
• Calica

  2015-08-27 01:19:02

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Odradek said:

  Aliroz said:

  What's a Tankie, Odra?

  Teenagers who are really into Marxism and are making the beginner's mistake of assuming that because America wasn't necessarily the good guy in the Cold War, it means Stalin and Mao are glorious angels.

  or worse, Putin
• Vriska

  2015-08-27 01:24:25

  8luh 8luh.

  Is it wrong that I think "gulag" is a funny word?

  
  

  Likely is very wrong. Sorry.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-27 01:39:29

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Mao woulda had you executed, Teens. 

  
  

  Either that or you would have been a worker or a soldier destroying ancient temples and shooting intellectuals.

  
  

  Do you really want to be a fan of Mao?  Of the villages where all the children were taken to be re-educated, and the parents didn't see them for years?.

  
  

  Look, you want to be a fan of Stalin?  Go without food or electricity for a week.  Live your life with never enough to be not hungry.  Stand in line for hours to get a new shirt.

  
  

  Have these kids ever met a survivor of the Stalin and Mao years?
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-27 01:44:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-27 01:44:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
  
  you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
  
• Haven

  2015-08-27 01:47:13

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *hands out penalty cards before GMH does*