Spent the past 25 minutes wondering what song has been playing in my head, and I actually got it rather quickly this time around. It was "1985", which I haven't listened to in years.
I live in an internet heavily populated by self-proclaimed intellectuals who will tie themselves into knots trying to find decent points in blogposts written by literal self-proclaimed fascists, but who will instantly tune out of any basic exposition of ideas found in the humanities if they suspect the author is not one of their clique.
Cloud of smoke and he appears Master of surprise Who's that cunning mind behind That shadowy disguise Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck
I have read two entirely different nonfiction essays by different people which involved someone from a former axis power recounting that their first memory of Americans was being given chocolate as a child by an American GI.
im taking intro to earth sciences to fulfill my general requirement whatevers and i am pretty certain that 90% of this class will be stuff i learned whilst playing The Magic Schoolbus Explores Inside the Earth when i was 8 and also some stuff from eyewitness books
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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It's an exasperating thing, tbh.
Master of surprise
Who's that cunning mind behind
That shadowy disguise
Nobody knows for sure
But bad guys are out of luck
This needs to 8e remedied. Possi8ly with explosions. Explosions are nice.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Cracked is really fun to mock today
Thingcolor to 8e determined.
Purplish 8urgundy?
colorthing
tholorcing
cingtholor
notice that the c remains its hard pronunciation because it was hard in "color"
What has my life become?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Then like 15 minutes or however long it takes me to close. Then dinner and kitty snuggles.
it's like high school algebra but 300 level
THE MOHS SCALE OF HARDNESS (*airhorn spams*) (*vocoded overcompressed robot voice*) ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
if they had a Magic Schoolbus Does Calculus book i could have just skipped all school up to this point and been fine
Aching muscles level: very high
Endorphins level: through the roof