The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Anonus

  2015-08-25 20:05:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I thought progress was being made :/
• Calica

  2015-08-25 20:08:23

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Aliroz said:

  No respect from me until Dawkins is murdered or at least stabbed.

  
  

  Compare religion to disease, will you, say we need a cure?  YO FACE needs to be cured.

  can we literally not
• Tanya

  2015-08-25 20:10:04

  Pizza Dog

  Anonus said:

  I thought progress was being made :/

  It is, just at a snail's pace compared to the lives of human beings. 
• Aliroz

  2015-08-25 20:15:03

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  @Calica:  Okay.

  
  

  Sorry.
• Vriska

  2015-08-25 20:19:13

  8luh 8luh.

  I am knitting a spider plushie.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-25 20:21:10

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Vriska said:

  I am knitting a spider plushie.

  This pleases me.
• Vriska

  2015-08-25 20:26:26

  8luh 8luh.

  When I have the head and a8domen done and have not yet put on the pincers or legs or eyes it is gonna look like an 8 plushie.
• Misery

  2015-08-25 20:26:39 edited 2015-08-25 20:42:52

  The sadness will last forever.

  I ended up messing up one of my characters family trees and it's annoying me. >:/
• Vriska

  2015-08-25 20:26:46

  8luh 8luh.

  It is gonna 8e so cute when it is done.
• Toolsie

  2015-08-25 21:20:59

  ಠ_ಠ

  I have abdominal cramps
  
  And I don't know why
• Odradek

  2015-08-25 21:22:32

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Mysteriously, the only two people I have seen who liked the second season of True Detective were hardcore Adorno people who read fascism into everything.
• Odradek

  2015-08-25 21:24:54

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.clickhole.com/article/handbook-each-actor-who-plays-aladdin-disney-world-2936
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-25 21:26:40

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I am evidently just not smart enough to understand what's so funny about ClickHole
• Obā-san

  2015-08-25 21:45:32

  
  

  iunno if you need to be smart to laugh at funny articles
• Odradek

  2015-08-25 21:51:00

  My dreams exceed my real life

  “...spy thrillers with artistic pretensions display all the “realistic psychological complexity” of the characters from “our” side. Far from signaling a balanced view, however, this ‘honest’ acknowledgement of our ‘dark side’ stands for its very opposite, for hidden assertion of our supremacy: we are ‘psychologically complex,’ full of doubts, while the opponents are one-dimensional fanatical killing machines.”
• Odradek

  2015-08-25 21:51:42

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I am evidently just not smart enough to understand what's so funny about ClickHole

  
  

  
  

  This is a sympathy video.
• Vriska

  2015-08-25 21:57:44

  8luh 8luh.

  The spider's head and abdomen are done. That is enough for today, will work on legs and pincers another time.

  
  

  It is gonna be really cute!
• Tanya

  2015-08-25 21:59:42

  Pizza Dog

  
• Odradek

  2015-08-25 22:10:06

  My dreams exceed my real life

  How long before that info shows up in a Cracked article.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-25 22:19:22

  I started hating Richard Dawkins in 2002 when I heard he said that everything people do they do it to get laid.
  
• Tanya

  2015-08-25 22:24:12

  Pizza Dog

  glennmagusharvey said:

  I started hating Richard Dawkins in 2002 when I heard he said that everything people do they do it to get laid.
  

  Well, he just said that so he could get laid. 
• Haven

  2015-08-25 22:25:43

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Queen Poison said:

  I am evidently just not smart enough to understand what's so funny about ClickHole

  http://www.clickhole.com/video/cat-terrified-its-own-reflection-1473
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 00:01:36

  Counterclock said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  I started hating Richard Dawkins in 2002 when I heard he said that everything people do they do it to get laid.
  

  Well, he just said that so he could get laid. 

  ba-dum TSSH
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-08-26 00:43:57

  kill living beings
  

  i bought a headset and it's apparently "for smartphones" which mainly means the cable is way too short
  
  fuck's sake i hate consumer electronics
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-26 00:46:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  chef what are you doing with that puppy

  
  

  i'm putting him in yourcar waiterman

  so we can take him to Jane's house by the end of the night

  
  

  why are we doing that

  
  

  because puppies are great

  
  

  can't argue with that

  
  

  so how long will it take to get htere?

  
  

  who caresa about that, let's run for president

  
  

  are people who've been arested 742 times even allowd to run for presinet?

  
  

  i don't see why not

  it's in the constitution, after all

  
  

  what party are you running under, chef?

  
  

  well i always wasnted a sweet 16 party

  
  

  no, i mean like, are you a republican or...

  
  

  And I said "Republican? More like Democrat!"

  
  

  that punchline doesn't work

  because there was no joke attached to it

  also it's inherently stupid

  
  

  YOUR WING is inherently stupid

  
  

  I don't have wings

  
  

  Exactly!

  Now let's get this puppy to Jane's place gefore Walmart closes

  
  

  Chef Walmart is open 24 hours

  
  

  I know! And with our luck we'll get there by the 25th hour!
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-26 00:46:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  yus
• Odradek

  2015-08-26 00:52:09

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I need a bible for my History and The Bible class, and my mom gave me her old bible that her mom gave her today.

  
  

  About ten minutes after she left the room, she called me to tell me when she was sixteen or seventeen, she tried to find a passage in the Bible that let her have pre-marital sex, and that's why odd passages might be highlighted.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-26 00:54:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  incredible
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 00:56:16

  
  

  ...that is actually the funniest personal annecdote ive ever read
  
• Haven

  2015-08-26 01:04:54

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  At least she didn't try to blame it on grandma
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-26 01:24:46

  Central Avenue said:

  YOUR WING is inherently stupid

  YOUR WING is inherently face
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-26 01:57:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm reading in bed and will likely fall asleep
  
  It's only 10 PM
  
  I worry this makes me defective
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-26 01:59:18

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  there are some nights when 10 PM is a perfectly acceptable bedtime :yawn;
• Anonus

  2015-08-26 02:00:23

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I went to bed at 10 PM last night
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-26 02:01:00

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  10 PM is probably like the most "normal" bedtime possible
• Haven

  2015-08-26 02:04:50

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  10 pm is my target bedtime most nights now, unfortunately because I have to get up at 6:30 am.
• Haven

  2015-08-26 02:08:44

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Hello, this...is Mom Universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding! Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.

  
  

  Sorry, I panicked. bwoooom
• Odradek

  2015-08-26 02:08:59

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 02:24:22

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Oh gosh myrm, that's hilarious!
• Odradek

  2015-08-26 02:25:29

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 02:26:19

  
  

  Odradek said:

  

  if he is doing the stealing are not the wives the cheetahs then?
  
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 02:29:00

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  HEY STOP STEALING MY CULTURE.

  
  

  WIFE-STEALING MEANS NOTHING TO YOU, CHEETAH.

  
  

  ONLY MORMONS LIKE ME GET TO GO STEAL WIVES.  

  
  

  (a-lternate-universe-where-Mormons-actually-did-steal-wives-Liroz)
• Anonus

  2015-08-26 02:30:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  that's a fake tweet
• Calica

  2015-08-26 02:35:08

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i thought mormons just had multiple wives
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 02:35:24

  
  

  Aliroz said:

  HEY STOP STEALING MY CULTURE.

  
  

  WIFE-STEALING MEANS NOTHING TO YOU, CHEETAH.

  
  

  ONLY MORMONS LIKE ME GET TO GO STEAL WIVES.  

  
  

  (a-lternate-universe-where-Mormons-actually-did-steal-wives-Liroz)

  was there some sort of mormon wife-stealing stereotype i was not aware of?
  
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 02:35:52 edited 2015-08-26 02:40:52

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I am not intending to make fun of people whose cultures have been appropriated or stolen.

  
  

  I'm making fun of my ALLCAPS ravings, the myth that Mormons stole young women, and stuff.  Culture-stealing is reprehensible.)

  
  

  I'm sleep deprived, so I can't tell if its in bad taste or not.  If it is, I'll delete it.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-26 02:41:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Aliroz, you know not sleeping ever is my schtick, right?

  
  

  You gotta get your hours in so we'll be sufficiently distinguishable from each other to the audience.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-26 02:45:37

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  naney said:

  Aliroz said:

  HEY STOP STEALING MY CULTURE.

  
  

  WIFE-STEALING MEANS NOTHING TO YOU, CHEETAH.

  
  

  ONLY MORMONS LIKE ME GET TO GO STEAL WIVES.  

  
  

  (a-lternate-universe-where-Mormons-actually-did-steal-wives-Liroz)

  was there some sort of mormon wife-stealing stereotype i was not aware of?
  

  a lot of people legitimately believe that Mormons kidnap and brainwash young women.
• Obā-san

  2015-08-26 02:49:14

  
  

  Queen Poison said:

  naney said:

  Aliroz said:

  HEY STOP STEALING MY CULTURE.

  
  

  WIFE-STEALING MEANS NOTHING TO YOU, CHEETAH.

  
  

  ONLY MORMONS LIKE ME GET TO GO STEAL WIVES.  

  
  

  (a-lternate-universe-where-Mormons-actually-did-steal-wives-Liroz)

  was there some sort of mormon wife-stealing stereotype i was not aware of?
  

  a lot of people legitimately believe that Mormons kidnap and brainwash young women.

  that is so weird
  
• Aliroz

  2015-08-26 02:49:49 edited 2015-08-26 02:54:04

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  My favorite myth is the one where the kidnapped woman escapes by jumping out of the Salt Lake Temple into the Great Salt Lake.

  
  

  Or, its brother, the one where the Mormons forcibly baptise the woman by pushing her out of the Sale Lake Temple into the Great Salt Lake.