The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • If we're talking ideal-world pie-in-the-sky scenarios I'd like to launch a career as a producer/rapper and also possibly resuscitate the dying Lehigh Valley rap scene.

    Buuuuut that requires far more ambition and drive than I have.
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    i want to be both a cat and a princess can this be arranged 
  • I think you'd have to fight both Naney and CA.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    as a hypothetical particle, i have only hypothetical goals

    for instance, hypothetically, if i were a much more prolific writer, it would be nice to be a published novelist

    but . . . yeah
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well, my writing would also have to be better of course, and it would have to be something that could sell

    that'd come w/ practice though i think
  • edited 2015-08-23 23:44:21
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Joyeux said:

    i want to be both a cat and a princess can this be arranged 

    Just make sure you don't get sent to...St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!!!

    Joyeux have you seen Star vs the Forces of Evil yet?
  • the nice thing about cats is that there are more than one
  • naney said:

    the nice thing about cats is that there are more than one

    um....lol, I don't know who told you that but.....sorry to burst your bubble,, but there is def only 1 cat :///
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    there is only one cow
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there's more than one princess!

    there is Star

    and there is Pony Head
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm gonna listen to that Morbid Angel album everyone hates

    especially Hitler
  • edited 2015-08-23 23:51:51
    meow meow meowtherfuckers
     @Queen Poison god damn how do you do this with two word usernames: turns out i don't have to fight anyone, so ha! stick a straw in your juice box and suck it. B-)

    @CA: I haven't seen that show yet, actually! I've heard mixed reviews. All I know about it is that the main character has a super cute design and there's a guy with a tentacle arm but I'm always down to watch new cartoons.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Star is rather good for a cartoon
  • Imipolex G said:I'm gonna listen to that Morbid Angel album everyone hates

    especially Hitler


    does Hitler hate it especially much or is
    Especially Hitler the name of the album
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    There is no cow.
  • edited 2015-08-23 23:52:39

    I'm gonna listen to that Morbid Angel album everyone hates

    especially Hitler

    illud isn't like that that bad but the problem is that they didn't quite figure out how program a drum machine well so the beats feel very static + they use a lot of cringey "industrial" percussion samples so like there'll be a power drill sound at the beginning of every bar and the rest of it is a kick and a snare with no velocity changes at all on every beat
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Star is rather good for a cartoon

    >for a cartoon
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes Anonus, that's what I said.

    and I'm becoming well aware of Illud's shortcomings, this first song just pounds repetitively over and over for an eternity
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    indiscernible particles are completely identical in every respect; it is an empirical fact that every electron in the universe has the exact same charge

    you could distinguish particles based on their trajectories, but this contradicts quantum theory; all you have is the wavefunction which tells you how probable it is that a particle will be in any one place, so when you're dealing with overlapping wavefunctions, you have no way of discovering which particle in one measurement corresponds to which identical particle in an earlier measurement
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I remember once a videogame magazine I read suggested that an FPS should have tachyon bullets that hits enemies in the spot they were, instead of where they are.

    Someone wrote a long letter getting angry at them for not considering that the bullet might go back too far and kill thousands.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Odradek said:

    I remember once a videogame magazine I read suggested that an FPS should have tachyon bullets that hits enemies in the spot they were, instead of where they are.


    Someone wrote a long letter getting angry at them for not considering that the bullet might go back too far and kill thousands.
    the fuck
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Star is a good cartoon, but "rather good for a cartoon" would imply it was remarkably good relative to cartoons in general, and idk if that's true?

    i enjoy it, at least
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    I remember once a videogame magazine I read suggested that an FPS should have tachyon bullets that hits enemies in the spot they were, instead of where they are.


    Someone wrote a long letter getting angry at them for not considering that the bullet might go back too far and kill thousands.
    thousands of video game characters?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    I remember once a videogame magazine I read suggested that an FPS should have tachyon bullets that hits enemies in the spot they were, instead of where they are.


    Someone wrote a long letter getting angry at them for not considering that the bullet might go back too far and kill thousands.
    the fuck
    I don't think they knew games were games.
  • Joyeux said:

    i want to be both a cat and a princess can this be arranged 

    Canyon. 
  • Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    I remember once a videogame magazine I read suggested that an FPS should have tachyon bullets that hits enemies in the spot they were, instead of where they are.


    Someone wrote a long letter getting angry at them for not considering that the bullet might go back too far and kill thousands.
    the fuck
    I don't think they knew games were games.
    Games kill people in the real world.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    how much of [thing] does one have to watch/play/listen to/whatever before one can gauge the goodness of particular instances of [thing] relative to [thing] overall
  • Tachyon said:

    how much of [thing] does one have to watch/play/listen to/whatever before one can gauge the goodness of particular instances of [thing] relative to [thing] overall

    an infinite amount
  • You have to watch every season of Doctor who before you can call it garbage. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Star seems rather good to me in comparison to most cartoons; however, I grew up watching 80s cartoons which were not necessarily the pinnacle of the medium, so
  • Dear voices in my head,

    Please shut the fuck up.

    Cheers,

    Tools.
  • Tools said:

    Dear voices in my head,

    Please shut the fuck up.

    Cheers,

    Tools.

    Not to detract from the seriousness of this kind of condition, but imagine having a voice in your head, but then the voice is mute. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    didn't raocow say something like, "I can't hear the voices in my head, but I know they're there"
  • It's not even that the voices are different voices.

    The voices in my head are all my own.
  • I was fast asleep until the little voices showed up.
  • "Yes, even with the 140-character limit, I can ramble. It's a proprietary technique."

    good.
  • didn't raocow say something like, "I can't hear the voices in my head, but I know they're there"

    That is me right now

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    YouTube killed the Blip star
  • the worst thing about ordering things on the internet is waiting for them to arrive -~-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    naney said:

    the worst thing about ordering things on the internet is waiting for them to arrive -~-

    This is true, yes.


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Follow that dollar for a long way down

    Far away from the poorhouse door

    Either get to hell or to Hadestown

    Ain't no difference anymore
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    You have to watch every season of Doctor who before you can call it garbage. 

    But the only man who's done that is....
    ....

    ......


    STEPHEN MOFFAT
  • image

    all I need now is a cover and Ben's voiceovers for the first track
  • edited 2015-08-24 00:28:30
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    You have to watch every season of Doctor who before you can call it garbage. 

    But the only man who's done that is....
    ....

    ......


    STEPHEN MOFFAT

    well, also Ian Levine

    but you don't want to be Ian Levine
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I think seeing every episode of Dr. Who might be literally impossible.
  • Dusty is on my pillow again.

    For the longest while she spent most of her time curled up on a piece of card8oard under my computer ta8le, or on her card8oard scratcher thing.

    And in the winter she curls up in her kitty 8ed since it has 8lankets in it and is near the heater.

    8ut for the past week or so it's 8een my pillow.

    Even when I'm not here, like I'll come home and she's right there on my pillow w8ing for me.
  • yeah some of them were lost to the sands of time iirc
  • This has 8een your Dusty report for the night.
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