The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • All this talk about buying a sports bra to do exercise and I'm stuffing my face with chocolate bourbons.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    over here we only have light rain, at the moment . . . though iirc the forecast was for it to get much heavier than this

    no shame in chocolate bourbons
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tools said:

    Oh, and here comes the third wave of rain.

    Welcome to England.

    England? That's been Ohio for most of the summer.

    The past couple weeks have been decently dry, though it stormed on Wednesday...
  • It's raining, it's pouring.

    The old man is snoring.

    He went to bed and bumped his head.

    And fell into a coma from which he never woke up from. His distraught family pulled the plug after a month.
  • edited 2015-08-22 18:15:08
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The tale of Orchamus and Leucothea, spoiled for terribleness and to preserve milennia-old spoilers.

    Helios/Apollo rapes a girl, Leucothea, after getting into the house by pretending to be her mother (in some versions, he makes the guards fall asleep, too).  Leucothea is too scared to tell anybody what happened except for her sister, Clytia.  Clytia has a crush on Apollo/Helios, so she rats out Leucothea for her crime (having been raped) to their father, Orchamus.  Ochamus, enraged, has Leucothea buried alive.  Apollo/Helios does not forgive Clytia for this betrayal of Leucothea; and Clytia, heartbroken, withers into basically bones and meat.  Apollo/Helios feels guilty, so he turns Clytia's corpse into sunflowers.  And that's how we get sunflowers, and that's why sunflowers always face the sun, because Clytia still has a crush on Apollo/Helios.  And that's why sunflowers wither in winter, because she is lonely without being able to see the sun.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The feeling of sadness over not being a kid is back >_>
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    The feeling of sadness over not being a kid is back >_>

    Get up and dance!  Run down the stairs!  Get some popsicles and climb a tree!  Scrape your knee!  Find and catch at least ten species of insects in jars.  Find a hill with grass and roll down it.  Trace your hand and make a turkey.   Get a coloring book or do a puzzle.
  • Under no circumstances is it a good idea to screw over the Greek Gods, no matter how much of a jerk they're being
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Really you just want to avoid having anything to do with them if at all possible.
  • They will fuck you up.

    Literally.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Reminds me, i have a post on Greek religion i need to finish >_>
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
  • Bought a bunch of electronic music on iTunes.

    Now having a little dance in my room.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i will! ^_^;

    i'll try to have it up today, and i'll link it here when i'm done.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I think there's a reference to this somewhere in one of the Percy Jackson books.

    I know for a fact that Apollo says that he hates it when pretty girls become plants (in reference to Talia becoming a tree), but that might have been a reference to Daphne.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's so unfair that I'm not 6

    Oh wait, I'm a magic princess who has age-changing powers
  • edited 2015-08-22 18:52:59
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Daphne's an interesting story.  Daphne:  Denyng the gods, and proving the virtue of humanity.  Becoming a symbol of excellence.

    Still a dumber name than Velma.
  • Noisey is the worst music review website: discuss
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Nice selfie Haven
  • one time a few years ago I had a dream that someone was telling me it was time for my plot point and I told them I couldn't do a plot point 8ecause I have no kids.
  • Nice selfie Haven

    ooh, burn! i think


    Vriska said:

    one time a few years ago I had a dream that someone was telling me it was time for my plot point and I told them I couldn't do a plot point 8ecause I have no kids.

    can you do a plot point now that you have dusty
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haven said:

    Nice selfie Haven

    ooh, burn! i think
    ...is being a cute doggie an insult now?
  • oh god the banksy discussion has spread to HHH
  • ...

    Dear God my Sims are idiots.

    So my main Sim just starved to death, and as the Grim Reaper was round, yet another fire started in the living room. Luckily, one of the maid put it out before leaving. I then sent my main Sim's husband (who is now my main Sim) and his son out to get them away from the house and have some bonding time. Except whilst the dad went to the park, the son went to the clothes shop to play with the mirror. And as soon as they left, another bloody fire started and is burning away nicely whilst my Sims don't seem to give a shit.
  • And now the fireplace is in flames.
  • It took them three Sim hours to realise that their house was on fire.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    oh god the banksy discussion has spread to HHH

    I'm still jealous of their extra H

    We need to upgrade to HHHH
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    oh god the banksy discussion has spread to HHH

    The wrestler???
  • oh god the banksy discussion has spread to HHH

    The wrestler???
    no, the subreddit.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Centie's options, in order of preference

    becoming female > dying > keeping my male body

    ...yeah
  • I am going to delete this bloody fireplace is2g
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    oh god the banksy discussion has spread to HHH

    I'm still jealous of their extra H

    We need to upgrade to HHHH
    Why stop there?

    We can upgrade all the way to HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Centie's options, in order of preference


    becoming female > dying > keeping my male body

    ...yeah
    Wrong order, my friend.

    Bodies are terrible, but we only have one at this time.  Don't be so hard on your body, it's just trying to live and pump blood and keep you alive.  It's not its fault it's wrong.  It's not trying to torment you.

    I'm not saying you need to come to peace with being in a male body, but just... hold out longer for hormones.  And try not to hate yourself for things you can't control.  That way lies madness..
  • I am going to rename my game as The Durwood Saga

    is2g...
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    Centie's options, in order of preference


    becoming female > dying > keeping my male body

    ...yeah
    Anonus
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    My, this medication is making me tired.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm not sad I'm just tired.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    I'm not sad I'm just tired.

    My antipsychotics do that to me at times
  • I've never seen "enrolment" with only one l before


    I assume this is a Commonwealth thing and I just never paid attention
    I'm pretty sure Kentucky spells enrollment with two Ls as well and it's a Commonwealth.

    :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said: Central Avenue said:I've never seen "enrolment" with only one l before
    I assume this is a Commonwealth thing and I just never paid attention

    I'm pretty sure Kentucky spells enrollment with two Ls as well and it's a Commonwealth.

    :P

    You
    would
  • Haven said:


    Vriska said:

    one time a few years ago I had a dream that someone was telling me it was time for my plot point and I told them I couldn't do a plot point 8ecause I have no kids.

    can you do a plot point now that you have dusty
    Yes, I think Dusty would work for a plot point. ::::o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    index
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find it kind of amusing that some Linux distros still write out every step of the boot process on screen as it happens.

    Even a Raspberry Pi 2 is powerful enough that all that text goes by too fast for me to read any of it, even if I wanted to.

    Just throw up a pretty splash screen.
  • I got sent out into a tornado warning to get hair toner for my sister

    I also got mediocre Thai coconut curry while I was at it so yay I guess?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    When I sneeze, my shoulders or arms get sore.

    I was considering putting this in the TMI thread, but really, it ain't that bad.
  • kill living beings
    fire: does it exist
  • You should ask Haven.
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