You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The Safety Fairy saw me jaywalking and tried to alert Constable Payne
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think it's funny how attitudes toward jaywalking vary depending on where you are
Corvidium said that at her university people were always very careful to use crosswalks properly
Meanwhile at my university there are literally blocks where the sidewalk drops to street level (i.e., no curb) because people just cross wherever they feel like it
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Silly things I've done this week: putting a "borrowed" security seal on my flash drive to make it harder to lose
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hahaha I used male pronouns for the Safety Fairy there
That was before I'd decided her gender one way or the other
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
not convinced Jupiter isn't just Zeus wearing a toga and putting on an Italian accent
Hey, let the ancient romans have their bottle. They can't do anything right except aqueducts, roads, and baths; and as every dog and child knows, baths are terrible. Still better than certain of the ancient greeks, though (Here's looking at YOU, Corinth. Nobody likes you; but at least you ain't Argos or worse, Athens.).
Nananananaaaaaaaaaaaa, y'all been dead milennia and can't talk back, so y'all gotta take my smack-talk!
Hey Themistocles! Your beard is all scraggly and lame. You should take beard lessons from Mithradates III.
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*offers hug*
what's wrong Tools?
At my uni nobody cared. But then, jaywalking isn't a crime here.
And that was just the first semester.
(chocolate is probably a good idea)
(the maiming of the Safety Fairy by Princess Meredith, that is)
And I return with chocolate bourbons.
And a sports bra
There was one that was in my size. I got lucky.
You will stick with them, won't you? They need time to work.
You don't have to be quiet.
I hate my body. >_<
You will have them.
Thanks.
Hey, let the ancient romans have their bottle. They can't do anything right except aqueducts, roads, and baths; and as every dog and child knows, baths are terrible. Still better than certain of the ancient greeks, though (Here's looking at YOU, Corinth. Nobody likes you; but at least you ain't Argos or worse, Athens.).
Welcome to England.