The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    No, it's a fuck-you tree. It grows exclusively on the Go Fuck Yourself Shelf in the Island of Blow Me, and only pollinates when the Your Mother Fornicates Actively Wind blows through the I Hold Much Contempt For You Mountains.
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    Banksy looks like Spigot from Jerkcity.
  • MachSpeed said:

    No, it's a fuck-you tree. It grows exclusively on the Go Fuck Yourself Shelf in the Island of Blow Me, and only pollinates when the Your Mother Fornicates Actively Wind blows through the I Hold Much Contempt For You Mountains.

    i admit i lol'd
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    MachSpeed said:

    fuck simplified chinese

    You just need more practice.
    fuck simplified chinese, glory to traditional chinese

  • And for anyone who's wondering, it's not just the iPad; I tried it on another computer connected to the same wifi and it doesn't work there either.

    Similar thing used to happen to me every once in a while.

    But I have no advice to offer.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    LW said:


    Tachyon said:

    i don't think LW even reads this thread

    I read it regularly, actually. I just rarely have much to post.

    Part of the reason why I dislike swearing is because of the stuff you mentioned about the use of words as sexist terms of abuse.

    I think gendered and sexual swears (the two often go hand in hand in my experience) can be harmful to the extent they are abusive and frequently inject sex into a context where it is not relevant. I understand that sometimes (often perhaps) people use swears simply because they want to express a strong emotion and they do not necessarily intend them as targeted harassment. That said, I do not think that a lack of a malicious intent justifies continuing to use words that can hurt.

    Aside from that reason, I mostly dislike swearing because it is just generally unpleasant. That probably sounds a bit silly, but if the point of swearing is to express a super strong emotion, then I think using swears regularly can make one come off as abrasive and unfriendly. I do not think that people who swear are automatically awful people or anything like that though. At this point, I can tolerate it even if I still do greatly dislike it.
    i can understand your position here, i just don't quite agree?  i feel that vaguely alluding to sex in a non-sexual context is pretty harmless.  Targeted harrassment and sexist abuse are much more hurtful, but imo that's why a distinction should be drawn, and context matters.

    Still, i will try not to overuse words that might cause offence, or to take them lightly.

    I don't think I've ever found an occasion when "cunt" or "dick" would be functionally different from "asshole", or even "jerk".

    Unless the speaker wants to highlight the person's gender, in which case I say it's an invalid highlighting of gender anyway.

    Where i'm from, at least, none of those words is especially gendered (the first 3 are all more commonly targeted at males in my experience; "jerk" is rarely used).

    Rather, the difference is one of severity, and of connotations.  "C***" is extremely rude, but otherwise functions as a general insult, which might be used in place of "moron" as much as "jerk".  "A******e" and "d**k", conversely, both imply a bad attitude, but the former is definitely the more vitriolic of the two.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Also i suppose, further to my response to @LW, that yes, using a lot of casual profanity does make a person seem abrasive and unfriendly to me, or can, depending on context and tone.

    Sometimes abrasive and unfriendly is precisely how i want to sound, though.  Not often, and now that i think about it i probably shouldn't want that, but sometimes i have done.

    It's certainly in-character if you're roleplaying as a character like Karkat or Sollux, who have abrasive attitudes and use profanity liberally.
  • Sometimes it's fun to asterisk most of a word in such a way that leaves the word ambiguous.

    Such as c**********.
  • or p****-c*******

    perhaps even f*********
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    copulation?

    considerate?

    cormorant?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    patch-chouli
  • edited 2015-08-22 11:44:00
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Anyway i used asterisks because using profanity, even in a quasi-academic sense, in a response to LW regarding this very subject, seemed like a bit much.
  • Tachyon said:

    copulation?

    considerate?

    cormorant?

    no you know

    like a s****-s*******r
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sheep-shagger?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    slim-shader
  • I swear a little too much, but I have a filter for when it's inappropriate, like in front of University lecturers or distant relatives.

    But even I don't say the C word. I drop S and F bombs all the time, but never a C bomb.

    One of my old flatmates dropped them nearly all the time. It's lost all meaning to me, but I still don't like saying it.
  • edited 2015-08-22 12:33:37
    ಠ_ಠ
    Oh God...

    Was just looking through my Photobucket (I used it before using imgur, shush), and I amongst all my shitty artwork was a sign that I saw when I was doing my silver DofE practice walk at the first campsite we stayed at. 


    I was 16 and found this sign completely hilarious.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm just going to go ahead and assume your middle name is 'Fuzball'
  • I was 16 and thought it was "quirky" to change my middle name to Fuzball because of my fuzzy hair. That, and it starts with the same first letter as my real middle name.

    My real middle name is Faith, btw.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That's a cool middle name.  i like it.
  • It was named after the church where my mum was a bellringer and where my parents go married.

    Though I am so glad that I wasn't given a name beginning with D, because then my initials would be DFS.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    consider yourself / part of the furniture . . .
  • edited 2015-08-22 13:12:26
    i use photobucket

    i am not ashamed of this (nor proud)
  • edited 2015-08-22 13:29:35
    ಠ_ಠ
    Fun fact though: each part of my name is 5 letters long.
  • Oh God, so much shit to do before University starts.

    I have a month to do shit in, and some of the shit I can't do because other shit needs to happen before that shit can happen and omg i'm drowning in shit help me
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    is the stuff that needs to happen first stuff of which it's in your ability to influence the happening how do i write sentences
  • I need to complete my on-line enrolment so that I know I am enrolled onto my modules and everything is hunky dory. 

    Except I got to the part about tuition fees and the enrolment form went "lol something's gone wrong wait for a while whilst someone sorts this shit out" (roughly paraphrased). 

    I've handed in my student finance details ages ago, and my application has been approved and things should be fine. If it turns out that there was a cock-up somewhere that was not my fault, I will not be a happy person. 
  • ಠ_ಠ
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ah

    i can sympathize, one time i thought i applied for university accomodation, but it turned out not to have been processed due to an error on their end

    it all worked out fine in the end though
  • edited 2015-08-22 13:44:25
    ಠ_ಠ
    This happened a couple of years ago when I was doing my Foundation Year with Stoke College. The college failed to tell the University that I had been attending all my lectures, and thus the University couldn't tell Student Finance that I had been attending, and Student Finance couldn't pay me my student loans.

    Was nearly two months after my payment date before I got paid. By then my next loan was coming in. 
  • edited 2015-08-22 13:51:48
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Remember when Lana Del Rey was a meme here
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Well, here's hoping this time it's just a minor fault and the enrolment form works the next time you try.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    Remember when Lana Del Rey was a meme here

    Remember when Midnight Bob posted here, you mean?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    Remember when Lana Del Rey was a meme here

    Does it really count as a meme if it's only Midnight Velvet doing it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've never seen "enrolment" with only one l before

    I assume this is a Commonwealth thing and I just never paid attention
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    no i just don't know how to spell it and was too lazy to google it
  • In the mean time, I can do the daunting task of composing my rough timetable based on the module timetables.

    Fun times. 
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    I had issues transferring my classes once and thought I would have to take an economics class
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i googled it

    yes it's the British spelling
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Remember when this site was about fonts and logos and basically nothing else

    i could almost swear that was a thing

    also threads tended to not so much derail as flood with music embeds
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    It got lost in the shuffle, but this was the funniest thing about that Cracked TvT article.

    WHat are you even talking about, TvTropes.
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    I wasn't aware of this forum because I was still on TVT until Negima ended and then jumped ship because I realized how godawful the forums and community were becoming
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    image


    It got lost in the shuffle, but this was the funniest thing about that Cracked TvT article.

    WHat are you even talking about, TvTropes.
    i laughed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm bored

    Let's go mess with the Safety Fairy

    We can cross the street while the red hand is flashing and she'll totally freak out!!
  • edited 2015-08-22 14:16:46
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I don't know, that will also get the Lawbreaker Fairy after you.

    Or do they have no equivalent in Centralia to the Executive Legisgator.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sometimes I wonder whether you're trying to get horribly maimed.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Permanent Maiming Fairy?
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