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  • Wow we've had some real winners in today. /s
  • So I'm going round to my sister's house tomorrow until Tuesday with the dog whilst my parents go down south to see one of Dad's old Uni mates.

    I've yet to start packing.

    Whoops.
  • Odradek said:

    "Follow your dreams!" Unless they're your dreams in which case I'll lie to you and tell you you're already there

    I dreamed I was literally eating people....


    time to follow my dreams. 
  • edited 2015-08-15 18:23:43
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Follow your dreams. Become an android goddess. Form the cybermatriarchy.
  • Follow your memes
  • If I followed my dreams  I'd have a house with an impossi8le floor plan and a hundred cats.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Those sound like good dreams.
  • Haven said:

    Follow your memes

    don't let your memes be dreams
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • kill living beings
    my headset is dying. i should learn how to fix these things. probably just an unshielded wire or some shit, anyway.
  • Found a tube of Smarties.

    Now an empty tube of Smarties.
  • edited 2015-08-15 20:09:41
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i pictured you typing the first sentence, pouring all the smarties down your throat, then typing the second
  • Also in my dreams I tend to have three or four large closets full of clothes 8ut none of the clothes are things I actually want to wear or I'll look for a specific thing and not find it.

    Like the dream will take place in cooler weather and I'll look for something super 8asic like jeans and a hoodie... and will find that I only own sundresses, shorts, and tank tops.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I know you're talking about these:

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    But my American mind pictured these:
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  • Vriska said:

    Also in my dreams I tend to have three or four large closets full of clothes 8ut none of the clothes are things I actually want to wear or I'll look for a specific thing and not find it.

    Like the dream will take place in cooler weather and I'll look for something super 8asic like jeans and a hoodie... and will find that I only own sundresses, shorts, and tank tops.

    Your subconscious is a monkey paw.
  • do they still make ShockTarts?

    They should.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    But my American mind pictured these:

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    Those look like Fizzers.
  • kill living beings
    death to the living
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    But my American mind pictured these:

    image

    Those look like Fizzers.
    *Googles*

    Yeah they're pretty much exactly that

    They're a staple of cheap Halloween candy, at least during my childhood
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Fizzers always seem to show up alongside Parma Violets, which are a kind i always liked.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    I admit I don't understand the reasoning behind depicting the packaging on the packaging.

    I can't think of any other product that does that.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    . . . i don't think i'd have noticed how weird that was if you hadn't pointed it out, but it is weird
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    also depicting the product on the packaging when the packaging is clear
  • That's really weird. I guess the wrapper is part of what people think of when they think of the product, though, or more specifically the configuration the wrapper forces them into. The platonic ideal of a smartie isn't a smartie, but the transparent cylindrical alignment of smarties.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hello, I'm your County Safety Fairy, here to keep YOU from being horribly maimed! Remember to always chew your Smarties before swallowing, or you might choke and die, and that's not what we want to happen at all!
  • Tachyon said:

    i pictured you typing the first sentence, pouring all the smarties down your throat, then typing the second

    That is exactly what I did.

  • A joke that I decided to take 100% seriously.

    A concept album that embraces novelty.

    Space. Sea. Screaming. Whales.

    A quest to perform what was never meant to be performed.

    KHz Cetacea. Tell your friends.
  • Actually do because it's quite good.


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image

    For comparison.

    They're made by the same company that makes Fizzers, Swizzels Matlow

    They have a similar product, Love Hearts, which have messages on them:

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • death to the living

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  • Tachyon said:

    image

    Oh God...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    honestly seeing 'cwtch me' and 'alreet pet' on there makes me kind of happy

    less so 'swipe right'
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In America we have "Sweethearts", which are the same concept but a slightly different execution--the entire candy is heart-shaped!

    image
  • The "alreet pet" one is fine, because that's what people at work and Uni talk to me.

    The YOLO one though... That's what idiots say before voluntarily removing themselves from the gene pool.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    In America we have "Sweethearts", which are the same concept but a slightly different execution--the entire candy is heart-shaped!


    image
    those things are so chalky and horrible though
  • Tools said:

    The "alreet pet" one is fine, because that's what people at work and Uni talk to me.

    The YOLO one though... That's what idiots say before voluntarily removing themselves from the gene pool.

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    In America we have "Sweethearts", which are the same concept but a slightly different execution--the entire candy is heart-shaped!


    image
    those things are so chalky and horrible though
    I like them :B
  • Calica said:

    In America we have "Sweethearts", which are the same concept but a slightly different execution--the entire candy is heart-shaped!


    image
    those things are so chalky and horrible though
    The chalky horribleness is part of the charm
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yeah not wild about YOLO either

    i never knew about Sweethearts before . . . evidently they're much older, they go back to 1901 whereas Love Hearts were started in 1954
  • I was watching an episode of Amazing Wedding Cakes on Food Network UK and these cake makers made an engagement cake that was a cardboard box with fondant sweethearts falling out of the box and around the cake.
  • Somewhere we used to shop when I was a kid had candy hearts with raised letters... like they were heart shaped like the Sweethearts and the letters were raised like on the ones Tachyon posted.

    They were really good and I don't know who made them (might've even 8een a locally made thing from some little independent company) and I have not had a candy heart that good since, and now I want to try those Love Hearts and I don't know where the hell I'd find them.
  • All this talk of sweets and cake is making me salivate.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    does being transgender make me a freak
  • Of course not
  • does being transgender make me a freak

    If the thousands of replies to this sort of statement haven't convinced you otherwise, I doubt another "No" will do anything. 
  • Good God these antibiotics taste foul.
  • taste fowl.

    bird!
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