The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to find more apps for my phone, so I can have something to do when I'm phone-posting besides endlessly refreshing the PM page here.
  • Okay, so Xubuntu finally finished.

    It's snappy and fast like Lubuntu but at the same time it has the good ol' working file manager and sexy looks I came to love from my Ubuntu installation.

    I think I'm in love.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, your installation of Xubuntu finished up just as I finished up installing it on virtual machine to play around with.

    I wonder if I'll like it better than Lubuntu...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Oreos
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    champagne supernova
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    united artists
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    shuchakachaka

    OW!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hooray for creepypasta!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lift & separate
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    monster high
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I will turn this car around and form a swing band called The New York Nerd Herd, so help me God.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nerd Herd? Like in Chuck?
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    No, better. We won't be afraid of getting canceled all the time.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Captain America, yay!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Night Mare Moon's Army Of Spambots

    Also Powell, Ohio
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    KIERKEGAARD
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Iron Man
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Nightmare Moon
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I have no idea how it happened, but something I thought of during an afternoon nap evolved from a silly cartoon gag to something that might not be out of place in a children's storybook. I'm surprised, to say the least.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Tangled!
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    Rapunzel!
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    Vegetarians
  • edited 2012-04-08 21:09:21
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^^What is it?

    Also why would you cancel a swing band?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Enjoying a stroll in the park
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Truth be told I love eating vegetables.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Happy little trees
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I guess it could get canceled if we booked a venue and they decided they didn't like us.

    It's just a name I encountered once that really amused me and reminded me of the '90s swing revival. In my head it went from being just a band that covered swing songs while wearing '30s attire to a group that dedicates tours to celebrating various decades of popular music with elaborate stage shows.

    I probably don't have the musical talent to do something like that, so they might show up in a story or something.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    demo
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I used to play the violin. Once.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    AU: A tiny Eastern-style dragon that changes color and gains different magic powers when he touches different colors of ink. He works as an assistant to a sorcerer (kind of like Spike, come to think of it) who affectionately nicknames him "Inkpot". The nickname was inspired partly by this ability, and partly by the dragon's favorite spot for an afternoon nap by the spare vials on the bookshelf.

    At one point, bits and pieces of what sounded like the intro to a story started playing through my head in a similar image to the theater-style openings of several Nintendo games, which prompted my surprise.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    shipping
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    And handling.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Nom nom nom Cheetos
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    potato chipssssssssssssss
  • I'll take a pot8o chip........ AND EAT IT!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    "There is no potato chip."

    "Dammit!"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    COWS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > looking at random places on Google Maps Street View
    > see a "speed limit 25" sign on a road I expected to be 35
    > first instinct is to try to use the brake pedal

    -_-
  • Reminds moe of the time I saw the speed limit was 55 when I was expecting it to be PONY
  • moe? ::::o
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That sounds pretty cool, Gator.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    AU: Really? Thanks!

    Sometimes, I feel like the stuff I think of is too obviously based on other things I've seen and played. It was nice to just randomly think of something that didn't have an easily traceable origin like that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How the Ponies Would React to Stop Signs
    • Twilight Sparkle: Come to a complete stop and make sure traffic is clear before proceeding. Sure, the people behind you start honking after the first three minutes or so, but you can't risk breaking the law or making an unsafe turn.
    • Rainbow Dash: Rolling stop. I don't have time for this nonsense, man!
    • Pinkie Pie: Remain stopped until somebody comes by and changes the sign to a green one that says "GO"
    • Fluttershy: Actually, I got to the 4-way stop before you did, but, um, if you want to go first that's fine too

    ...Dammit. Somebody help me come up with Rarity and Applejack.

  • edited 2012-04-08 22:07:49
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  • edited 2012-04-08 22:05:47
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    "Who knew a Martian could be vulnerable to an Earth disease?"
    "Uh...HG Wells?"

    Heh.

    CA: Applejack kicks it because it's red and round;  Rarity turns it into a necklace.
  • edited 2012-04-08 22:06:51
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  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    *scrutinizes*

    No, I don't think I know you in real life.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Back from spring break. Woo.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    SQUID DID YOU JUST POST ANOTHER PICTURE
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