The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2015-08-09 23:45:01
    Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    Sex Grips's Life Hacks Guide for and to Hacking Your Life
    • When you can't carry around your glass of water, put it on the water cooler. Next time you go to get water, you'll find the old water, and can drink that instead.
    • Love boxers? So do I! Run out of boxers? So do I! Just don't wear any underwear at all!

    Need help or more tips? Email me at sex.grips@coldmail.com.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Sex Grips's Life Hacks Guide for and to Hacking Your Life
    • When you can't carry around your glass of water, put it on the water cooler. Next time you go to get water, you'll find the old water, and can drink that instead.
    • Love boxers? So do I! Run out of boxers? So do I! Just don't wear any underwear at all.

    Need help or more tips? Email me at sex.grips@coldmail.com.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/news/super-duper-lifehacks/
  • Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    Odradek said:

    but he's actually one of the lead software engineers behind WalkFree,
    a revolutionary new app that lets members of the tech industry monitor
    homeless activity during the harrowing walks to their chartered commuter
    buses.

    wow, that's a pretty hard-hitting start. continuing
  • Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    After finishing the article I remembered how hard that site strives to be venomous.

    Like, I don't like Silicon Valley either, but this is just a collection of insults that vaguely suit the label of "gross techie", and SA is basically just archives and archives of similar pieces of forced mockery.
  • (*brickwalled keening noises*)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    (*brickwalled keening noises*)

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR
  • Odradek said:
    oh wow this really is incredibly lame
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • the general criticisms aimed at XKCD are confusing to me because i mostly associate it with several friendly and generally sweet math teachers i have had
  • naney said:

    the general criticisms aimed at XKCD are confusing to me because i mostly associate it with several friendly and generally sweet math teachers i have had

    Randall Munroe has always struck me as a genuinely nice if ocasionally misguided person, which makes many of the criticisms levied at it seem weird to me too.
  • what part of speech is "fire" in "fire walk with me"?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    SA's general sense of aesthetics as a site occasionally seem to be based more on what they're trying hard NOT to be than what they are.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus and I went for a walk on a park nature trail and held hands

    Now we're going to get some pizza to take back to the hotel
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    holding hands? you pervs!
  • Odradek said:
    it's very lame

    the proto-zazzle poetry shirt would be funny if it stood alone and wasn't attached to that lame thing

    that's my Verdict

    peace out
  • Yes, we're so naughty u_u
  • Anonus and I went for a walk on a park nature trail and held hands

    Now we're going to get some pizza to take back to the hotel

    GOd damn it now i want pizza again
  • gog damnit

    swearing by digital distributors
  • i have downloaded limp bizkit's the chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water via a youtube ripper at 32kbps and now im importing it into fl studio to reduce the quality further
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    i have downloaded limp bizkit's the chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water via a youtube ripper at 32kbps and now im importing it into fl studio to reduce the quality further

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imi if you ever come to town you should stay in the Labyrinthine Mystery Hotel that AU and I are staying in
  • you shouldn't hold hands it is LEWD

    (I'm kidding it is actually sweet)
  • good name for a band: Rocket Séance
  • The scientist quota. 
  • Last night I dreamed I could pop my head off like a Lego head and switch it out for a different one.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Calica said:

    are you telling me that jurassic park is a breakup song?

    Yes. Because I just posted the most intelligently written piece of dialogue of all time, which expresses all things in breathtaking realism and clarity, including breakups.
    I swear to god people are going to retcon Independence Day as a thought provoking meditation on the nature of the United States, patriotism, and the role of the USA in the world when Independence Day 2 comes out so as to better shit on it.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    OnE tImE wHeN i WaS 7 I tRiEd FiLliNg OuT a MaD lIB uSiNg OnLy ThE wOrD "pOp"

    It WaSn'T vErY fUnNy ExCePt In A nOnSeNsIcAl SoRt Of WaY
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    centrallyCapricious
  • edited 2015-08-10 01:28:19
    Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    So I learned that this is basically a doom metal version of the Doom level track, and now I want to seek out instrumental doom metal tracks. I have a friend that I will have to ask.

    doom metal being a genre unrelated to the game. Though I quite like the interpretation of Doom as a doom metal game; it's violent, gory, ugly, and well, fairly forboding, what with all the strung up corpses everywhere and your only interaction with other living things being the ability to hurt and kill them.

    Brutal Doom is more action-movie-y, though with uncomfortable tinges of sadism. You get health bonuses for executing mortally wounded monsters. There's a lot of emulation of pain involved. I'd rather shoot things that fight even when maimed, like how the Revenants have no "mortally wounded" state, instead crawling along the ground (fairly rapidly) still propping themselves up to fire rockets.
  • Tachyon said:

    centrallyCapricious

    please don't slaughter me for being a lowblood :n
  • OnE tImE wHeN i WaS 7 I tRiEd FiLliNg OuT a MaD lIB uSiNg OnLy ThE wOrD "pOp"


    It WaSn'T vErY fUnNy ExCePt In A nOnSeNsIcAl SoRt Of WaY
    one pop when pop was 7 pop tried popping out a pop using only the pop "pop"

    pop wasn't very funny except in a nonsensical pop of pop
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sex Grips said:

    So I learned that this is basically a doom metal version of the Doom level track, and now I want to seek out instrumental doom metal tracks. I have a friend that I will have to ask.

    doom metal being a genre unrelated to the game. Though I quite like the interpretation of Doom as a doom metal game; it's violent, gory, ugly, and well, fairly forboding, what with all the strung up corpses everywhere and your only interaction with other living things being the ability to hurt and kill them.

    Brutal Doom is more action-movie-y, though with uncomfortable tinges of sadism. You get health bonuses for executing mortally wounded monsters. There's a lot of emulation of pain involved. I'd rather shoot things that fight even when maimed, like how the Revenants have no "mortally wounded" state, instead crawling along the ground (fairly rapidly) still propping themselves up to fire rockets.

    Personally, I always listened to thrash metal whilst playing Doom.

    Although, as Doom remixes go I like the Dark Side of Phobos project.


  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The fuck happened while I was asleep?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Imi if you ever come to town you should stay in the Labyrinthine Mystery Hotel that AU and I are staying in

    what is it called? I won't come stalk you, promise.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    MachSpeed said:

    The fuck happened while I was asleep?

    i'll PM you.
  • Why is Centie Gamzee now?

    Anyway I am gonna sleep and see if I can dream anything weirder than pop-off heads.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Vriska said:

    Why is Centie Gamzee now?


    Anyway I am gonna sleep and see if I can dream anything weirder than pop-off heads.
    It could be worse. You could dream about Peter Popoff's head.
  • Ich bin ein jelly doughnut

    Sex Grips said:

    So I learned that this is basically a doom metal version of the Doom level track, and now I want to seek out instrumental doom metal tracks. I have a friend that I will have to ask.

    doom metal being a genre unrelated to the game. Though I quite like the interpretation of Doom as a doom metal game; it's violent, gory, ugly, and well, fairly forboding, what with all the strung up corpses everywhere and your only interaction with other living things being the ability to hurt and kill them.

    Brutal Doom is more action-movie-y, though with uncomfortable tinges of sadism. You get health bonuses for executing mortally wounded monsters. There's a lot of emulation of pain involved. I'd rather shoot things that fight even when maimed, like how the Revenants have no "mortally wounded" state, instead crawling along the ground (fairly rapidly) still propping themselves up to fire rockets.

    Personally, I always listened to thrash metal whilst playing Doom.

    Although, as Doom remixes go I like the Dark Side of Phobos project.


    The speed of the game certainly lends itself to that sort of thing. Related to thrash metal, have you ever played DemonSteele?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Oh, that happened.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    can't say I have, but it looks like it could be fun.
  • Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    Gonna listen to these while playing NT.
  • kill living beings
    gatcha maaaaan

    gatcha MAAAAAN
  • ok i am officially sick
  • naney said:

    ok i am officially sick

    naney's mixtape dropping soon
  • naney said:

    ok i am officially sick

    naney's mixtape dropping soon
    relatedly: i have owned FL studio for like 4-5 years now and i just today learned how to do cut/cut by groups
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