You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
also that dude is completely justified in replacing cooking with soylent/restaurants for the sole reason that he can't stand cooking or grocery shopping on a sensory level* and probably still saves energy there despite much of the rest of his decisions basically being consumption laundering simply because of the fact that something like a third of food in grocery stores rots in the store
*i considered getting soylent as a thing i could consume when i had no spoons to cook and didn't want to spend 10+ dollars on takeout/grubhub but the six-hour prep time made it a no-go...now that there's a bottle version that keeps for a year, that plan might actually be workable.
okay lol "that dude" was the inventor of soylent and tried to kill his gut bacteria to stop pooping which seems like the actual most terrible idea ever
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
oh my god you guys
somehow AU and I timed our dinner outing PERFECTLY to watch the fireworks from the State Fair on the drive back
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I did something I never do at home: take a bath instead of a shower
I can eat roast beef just fine since the texture goes over well with me, and have certainly enjoyed it in the past, but definitely would not mind keeping it minimal to nonexistent in my diet as I attempt to be a wannabe-vegetarian or -vegan in the future.
Similarly, my goodness. Rice milk is so delicious. Leagues better than almond with the sweetness of cow milk to some degree, and as silky (I guess?) as soy but without being gross.
Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
I love soy drinks, but I feel like the stuff I get is not meant to be an imitation of milk, and is instead presented as its own thing. Maybe the soymilk as a substitute for milk would be different.
I love soy drinks, but I feel like the stuff I get is not meant to be an imitation of milk, and is instead presented as its own thing. Maybe the soymilk as a substitute for milk would be different.
When the bestie gets back from America next month and I'll have moved into my Halls, we're going to spend the weekend together just being kids again with pizza and Playstation games.
so remember that rainbow unicorn vest? turns out there is a new policy wherein you have to pay VAT on any thing from outside the EU which you buy and is worth more than £15. this thing came to a sliver over £15 (i think it was like £15.30 today's exchange rate) so it has had £3 vat slapped on it. okay fine. except our wonderful newly privatised postal service also charges a fee for, er, handling the first fee. and these two fees between them come to almost the cost of the vest in the first place. so basically if you're buying something worth £15 from abroad you're paying twice that ffor idk the privilege of Not Supporting Our Great British Industries or some shit
otoh i had a fun night last night and got drunk and said goodbye to some lovely people. apparently i have been christened 'Party Jack'. or 'big-eyed jack', which just makes me sound like a fiend tbqh
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And no, we did not
To put you under cardiac arrest
And as they drag you through the door
They tell you that you've failed the test
crucial information
cause i will
skim cow milk also feels like a watered down off-brand version of cow milk
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I egg milks and not have.
I milk haves and not egg.
so remember that rainbow unicorn vest? turns out there is a new policy wherein you have to pay VAT on any thing from outside the EU which you buy and is worth more than £15. this thing came to a sliver over £15 (i think it was like £15.30 today's exchange rate) so it has had £3 vat slapped on it. okay fine. except our wonderful newly privatised postal service also charges a fee for, er, handling the first fee. and these two fees between them come to almost the cost of the vest in the first place. so basically if you're buying something worth £15 from abroad you're paying twice that ffor idk the privilege of Not Supporting Our Great British Industries or some shit
thanks Obama