You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why are y'all so eager to get your hands on my romantic partner?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
He's gonna get up soon and see this conversation and I'm going to be giggling the whole time
I feel like I've gotten to the point where people think I only post things because I hate them, so they deliver a rant about how stupid and incomprehensible an article I actually like is and don't know what they're doing.
(Aclepiades was a great literary/play analyst and critic of Ancient Greece. Other guys often cited his work and claimed him as an authority on good criticism. All of his works have been lost, and we only know of him through references other people made to him.)
When someone posts something without comment, i can't always tell whether they like it or not. i tend to assume they are in agreement with it unless it seems to go against their usual opinions.
Ulotrichous is a word meaning curly hair. It is an epithet* assocaited with Memnon, general and warrior-king of Ethiopia*, who came to Troy's aid in the Trojan War. More recent usage uses it to refer to the indescribable hair-texture of those of the human race who are of that lovely skin tone noted for absorbing a lot of light.
* IN lot of greek tales, everyone gets one adjective applied to them over and over. Athena is referred to as, "grey-eyed Athena". In an oral (and, to a lesser extend, in a written) story, it really helps the audience to remember who is who.
* Also one of the coolest character in Homer's illiad, who is in hardly any adaptations despite playing a major role in bolstering Troy's ability to defend itself for so long. He's Achilles' equal in fighting, but without the invulnerability; but still, it takes Achilles himself to kill him. His father was the Trojan prince Tithonius. His mother was the goddes of Dawn, who took Tithonius on a trip around the world and dropped him in her appointed place in the world (the easternmost place in the world: Ethiopia. THe Ethiopians, being the easternmost people in the world, are the people of dawn, the people of Eos. A lot of early pictures of the goddes Eos have her drawn with the dark skin with which ethiopians were portrayed.
Turn and run Nothing can stop them Around every river and canal Their power is growing
Stamp them out We must destroy them They infiltrate each city With their thick dark warning odour
They are invincible They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering
Long ago in the Russian hills A Victorian explorer found The regal Hogweed by a marsh He captured it and brought it home
Botanical creature stirs Seeking revenge Royal beast did not forget He came home to London And made a present of the Hogweed To the Royal Gardens at Kew
Waste no time They are approaching Hurry now We must protect ourselves And find some shelter
Strike by night They are defenseless They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom
Still they're invincible Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering
Fashionable country gentlemen Had some cultivated wild gardens In which they innocently planted The Giant Hogweed throughout the land
Botanical creature stirs Seeking revenge Royal beast did not forget Soon they escaped, spreading their seed Preparing for an onslaught Threatening the human race
Mighty Hogweed is avenged Human bodies soon will know our anger Kill them with your hogweed hairs Heracleum Mantegazziani
Turn and run Nothing can stop them Around every river and canal Their power is growing
Stamp them out We must destroy them They infiltrate each city With their thick dark warning odour
They are invincible They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering
Long ago in the Russian hills A Victorian explorer found The regal Hogweed by a marsh He captured it and brought it home
Botanical creature stirs Seeking revenge Royal beast did not forget He came home to London And made a present of the Hogweed To the Royal Gardens at Kew
Waste no time They are approaching Hurry now We must protect ourselves And find some shelter
Strike by night They are defenseless They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom
Still they're invincible Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering
Fashionable country gentlemen Had some cultivated wild gardens In which they innocently planted The Giant Hogweed throughout the land
Botanical creature stirs Seeking revenge Royal beast did not forget Soon they escaped, spreading their seed Preparing for an onslaught Threatening the human race
Mighty Hogweed is avenged Human bodies soon will know our anger Kill them with your hogweed hairs Heracleum Mantegazziani
Seriously, forget Vietnam, Hogweed is the true use of Agents Purple through green. Yes, even agent pink is not too much for that unkillable horde of plantness.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i think you're better at reading than most people, though, as are a few people here.
I'm just sometimes literal-minded and bad at abbreviations.
Darn autism (it took me years to put together that "bike" was short for "bicycle").
The muscle-iest.
Nothing can stop them
Around every river and canal
Their power is growing
Stamp them out
We must destroy them
They infiltrate each city
With their thick dark warning odour
They are invincible
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering
Long ago in the Russian hills
A Victorian explorer found
The regal Hogweed by a marsh
He captured it and brought it home
Botanical creature stirs
Seeking revenge
Royal beast did not forget
He came home to London
And made a present of the Hogweed
To the Royal Gardens at Kew
Waste no time
They are approaching
Hurry now
We must protect ourselves
And find some shelter
Strike by night
They are defenseless
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom
Still they're invincible
Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering
Fashionable country gentlemen
Had some cultivated wild gardens
In which they innocently planted
The Giant Hogweed throughout the land
Botanical creature stirs
Seeking revenge
Royal beast did not forget
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed
Preparing for an onslaught
Threatening the human race
Mighty Hogweed is avenged
Human bodies soon will know our anger
Kill them with your hogweed hairs
Heracleum Mantegazziani
Giant Hogweed lives!
you get the juice from that on you, it can cause permanent scarring and put you in the hospital
It's a fun restaurant