The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Tools said:

    Just seen the Virgin Pendolino train that passes through Stoke-on-Trent.

    i get that train a lot :3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But you're the Irate Gamer
  • Hi Imi

    I have an Anonus and you don't

    Aren't you jealous

    I have a Frozen mechanical pencil, which I will trade you for your Anonus.
    I'll raise you 20 pounds of sugar and a pretty wand

  • sunn wolf said:

    Tools said:

    Just seen the Virgin Pendolino train that passes through Stoke-on-Trent.

    i get that train a lot :3
    I see it whenever I'm at the station. Bloody fast moving train.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why are y'all so eager to get your hands on my romantic partner?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, Anonus does own all the world's media, right?
  • Why are y'all so eager to get your hands on my romantic partner?

    Limited edition.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Why are y'all so eager to get your hands on my romantic partner?

    Limited edition.

    I guess you could say Anonus is...a Rarity.
  • edited 2015-08-08 00:04:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Central, you can have the prince of stories, he croesus of forgotten tales.

    I'd meet up with the ulotrichous maceman,  the sagely Aeginetic, or the Asclepiades in the cerulean mantle.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    He's gonna get up soon and see this conversation and I'm going to be giggling the whole time
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Haven said:

    (Also yay for Anonus Avenue!)


  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    Haven said:

    (Also yay for Anonus Avenue!)



  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I feel like I've gotten to the point where people think I only post things because I hate them, so they deliver a rant about how stupid and incomprehensible an article I actually like is and don't know what they're doing.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    (Aclepiades was a great literary/play analyst and critic of Ancient Greece.  Other guys often cited his work and claimed him as an authority on good criticism.  All of his works have been lost, and we only know of him through references other people made to him.)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    When someone posts something without comment, i can't always tell whether they like it or not.  i tend to assume they are in agreement with it unless it seems to go against their usual opinions.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i feel this
    Odradek said:
    raised a very good point, but aspects of it bother me.  i don't feel a good solution is being proposed.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aegina was the island of the ant-people.  These ant-people warriors were numerous and loyal, and skilled in battle.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    People have very low standards for incomprehensibility.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yes.

    i think you're better at reading than most people, though, as are a few people here.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Aegina was the island of the ant-people.  These ant-people warriors were numerous and loyal, and skilled in battle.

    me
  • Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    Aegina was the island of the ant-people.  These ant-people warriors were numerous and loyal, and skilled in battle.

    me
    Do a muscly pose. 
  • edited 2015-08-08 00:31:57
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Ulotrichous is a word meaning curly hair.  It is an epithet* assocaited with Memnon, general and warrior-king of Ethiopia*, who came to Troy's aid in the Trojan War.  More recent usage uses it to refer to the indescribable hair-texture of those of the human race who are of that lovely skin tone noted for absorbing a lot of light.

    * IN  lot of greek tales, everyone gets one adjective applied to them over and over.  Athena is referred to as, "grey-eyed Athena".  In an oral (and, to a lesser extend, in a written) story, it really helps the audience to remember who is who.

    * Also one of the coolest character in Homer's illiad, who is in hardly any adaptations despite playing a major role in bolstering Troy's ability to defend itself for so long.  He's Achilles' equal in fighting, but without the invulnerability; but still, it takes Achilles himself to kill him.  His father was the Trojan prince Tithonius.  His mother was the goddes of Dawn, who took Tithonius on a trip around the world and dropped him in her appointed place in the world (the easternmost place in the world:  Ethiopia.  THe Ethiopians, being the easternmost people in the world, are the people of dawn, the people of Eos.  A lot of early pictures of the goddes Eos have her drawn with the dark skin with which ethiopians were portrayed.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    Aegina was the island of the ant-people.  These ant-people warriors were numerous and loyal, and skilled in battle.

    me


    Do a muscly pose. 
    image
  • naney said:

    bite him to establish dominance

    I'm the dom
  • Why are y'all so eager to get your hands on my romantic partner?

    Limited edition.

    I guess you could say Anonus is...a Rarity.
    image
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    naney said:

    bite him to establish dominance

    I'm the dom
    What's a dom?  Isn't that a mafia thing?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @Aliroz You're thinking of 'don'.
  • edited 2015-08-08 00:42:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh.  

    Oh, it's short for Dominant, right?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Yes, it's sex stuff.
  • Yes
  • edited 2015-08-08 00:41:46
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yeah, I know what Dominant and Submissive are from here.

    I'm just sometimes literal-minded and bad at abbreviations.

    Darn autism (it took me years to put together that "bike" was short for "bicycle").
  • Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    Wish I knew people to talk paintball with.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wish I knew paintball to talk with you about.
  • edited 2015-08-08 00:49:57
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    Aegina was the island of the ant-people.  These ant-people warriors were numerous and loyal, and skilled in battle.

    me


    Do a muscly pose. 
    image


    The muscle-iest.

    Muscle-best?
  • edited 2015-08-08 00:51:13
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
    The mussel-worst.

    (If you don't know what Zebra Mussels are or have to deal with them in your rivers, be glad.)

    Nonny has probably seen a sign warning about these things.  Centie might like it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Turn and run
    Nothing can stop them
    Around every river and canal
    Their power is growing

    Stamp them out
    We must destroy them
    They infiltrate each city
    With their thick dark warning odour

    They are invincible
    They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering

    Long ago in the Russian hills
    A Victorian explorer found
    The regal Hogweed by a marsh
    He captured it and brought it home

    Botanical creature stirs
    Seeking revenge
    Royal beast did not forget
    He came home to London
    And made a present of the Hogweed
    To the Royal Gardens at Kew

    Waste no time
    They are approaching
    Hurry now
    We must protect ourselves
    And find some shelter

    Strike by night
    They are defenseless
    They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom

    Still they're invincible
    Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering

    Fashionable country gentlemen
    Had some cultivated wild gardens
    In which they innocently planted
    The Giant Hogweed throughout the land

    Botanical creature stirs
    Seeking revenge
    Royal beast did not forget
    Soon they escaped, spreading their seed
    Preparing for an onslaught
    Threatening the human race

    Mighty Hogweed is avenged
    Human bodies soon will know our anger
    Kill them with your hogweed hairs
    Heracleum Mantegazziani

    Giant Hogweed lives!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    giant hogweed is no joke you know

    you get the juice from that on you, it can cause permanent scarring and put you in the hospital
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    -giant hogweed is mentioned-

    -Flashbacks-

    -thousand yard stare-
  • Odradek said:

    Turn and run
    Nothing can stop them
    Around every river and canal
    Their power is growing

    Stamp them out
    We must destroy them
    They infiltrate each city
    With their thick dark warning odour

    They are invincible
    They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering

    Long ago in the Russian hills
    A Victorian explorer found
    The regal Hogweed by a marsh
    He captured it and brought it home

    Botanical creature stirs
    Seeking revenge
    Royal beast did not forget
    He came home to London
    And made a present of the Hogweed
    To the Royal Gardens at Kew

    Waste no time
    They are approaching
    Hurry now
    We must protect ourselves
    And find some shelter

    Strike by night
    They are defenseless
    They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom

    Still they're invincible
    Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering

    Fashionable country gentlemen
    Had some cultivated wild gardens
    In which they innocently planted
    The Giant Hogweed throughout the land

    Botanical creature stirs
    Seeking revenge
    Royal beast did not forget
    Soon they escaped, spreading their seed
    Preparing for an onslaught
    Threatening the human race

    Mighty Hogweed is avenged
    Human bodies soon will know our anger
    Kill them with your hogweed hairs
    Heracleum Mantegazziani

    Giant Hogweed lives!

    botanist?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Genesis
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • edited 2015-08-08 01:05:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Seriously, forget Vietnam, Hogweed is the true use of Agents Purple through green.  Yes, even agent pink is not too much for that unkillable horde of plantness.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    she could rule the world and still finish all her homework
  • Giant hogweed frightens me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Au and I are at the Spaghetti Warehouse

    It's a fun restaurant
  • edited 2015-08-08 01:15:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It's in Colorado and Utah.
  • Au and I are at the Spaghetti Warehouse

    It's a fun restaurant

    The waitress called us both “sir”
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Did you correct the Waitress?
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