The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2015-08-06 00:40:06
    My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    MachSpeed said:

    Myr, you should look at Secret of Cats. It's about that sort of thing, cats (who are magical) protecting their owners from threats like ghosts and shit.


    One of the things there is a size-based penalty/bonus mechanic.
    Oh hey, it's like the RPG version of The Book Of Night With Moon
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SECURITY
  • MachSpeed said:

    Myr, you should look at Secret of Cats. It's about that sort of thing, cats (who are magical) protecting their owners from threats like ghosts and shit.


    One of the things there is a size-based penalty/bonus mechanic.
    i approve
  • Odradek said:

    I am fighting so hard to avoid posting that Gaarth Marenghi clip

    DO IT

  • I hit it fast to the melody of "Roll it Slow"
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Aliroz, only watch this after your brother gets back and tells you what a nice time he had.
  • edited 2015-08-06 01:15:42
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My cousin ('s sons) are over.

    Six year old saw my haircut and said, "You aren't ______n!"  You're a possum!".  He explained that possums, or "Impossums" are shapeshifters that pretend to be people, and that I was one of them, except that I had got the haircut of ______n wrong.  The real ______n would have given him a piggyback ride around the house.  They also like to pretend to be dead.*

    SO I did.

    He said, "Nope.  The real ______n would do it twice, to be sure".  So I did it again.

    "Nope.  The real one would do it three times, because the real ______n loves the number three."  At which point I tossed him onto a couch.

    "Oh, it IS you."

    * This is the kid that told me, with absolute certainty, that Cannibals were a kind of monkey with four legs and two arms.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Aliroz said:

    Time is Imipolex's wife, we know that.


    Imipolex sometimes loves time, sometimes hates time.

    I would have like to see how that wedding happened.
    Time is a cowgirl with large boobs?
    This has been Heap canon for a while, I believe.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    which one of the Powerpuff Girls is Blossom, again?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    This is a good video.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    Tach, are you there?

    Will my brother get mugged in Scotland?  Will he get hurt or killed?

    What if there's a riot and someone takes a sledgehammer to his head.

    Scotland is not that dangerous.  He'll be fine.  i hope he enjoys himself lots!
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:


    Odradek said:

    He'll be fine, and he'll have a lot of fun.


    THat's what he says he's doing in his texts.

    They have two-layer busses in Scotland! With staircases! How brilliant and bonkers is that! Also he says that he's going to see a castle tomorrow.
    They had one of those in the third Harry Potter book, and for a while I thought it was a silly fantasy invention.

    This is surprising and kind of amusing to me.

    i guess i've always taken buses like that for granted.

    Real ones can't change size or jump miles across the country, though.

    Strange things that I find while randomly searching pastebin:

    Bless my soul! Cirno's on a roll!
    Strongest fairy in every Genso poll
    What a pro - Cirno could stop a show
    Point her at a Youkai and you're talking a T.K.O!

    She was a no one - A zero, zero!
    Now she's a hot shot - She's a Cirno!
    Here was a kid with her act down pat
    From zero to Cirno - In no time flat
    Zero to Cirno - Just like that!

    When she smiled the guys went wild
    With oohhhs and aahhhs
    And Aya slapped her face on every page
    On every PAHGE

    From appearance fees and royalties
    Our fairy had cash to burn
    Now nouveau riche and famous
    She could tell you what's a Danmaku!

    Say amen - There she goes again!
    Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 9 for 9!
    Folks lined up just to watch her flex
    And her perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs!

    Cirno, she comes, she sees, she conquers
    Honey, the crowds were going bonkers!
    She showed them moxie, brains and spunk!
    From zero to Cirno - A major hunk!
    Zero to Cirno - And who'da thunk?

    Who put the danmaku in danmakufu?
    Cirno!
    Whose daring feats are great the-a-ter?
    Cirno!
    Is she bold? No one braver!
    Is she sweet? Our favorite flavor!
    Cirno, Cirno!
    My Waifu!

    Bless my soul, Cirno was on a role - Undefeated!
    Riding high, and the nicest girl - Not conceited!
    She was a nothing - A zero, zero
    Now she's a hot shot - She's a Cirno!
    She hit the heights at breakneck speed!
    From zero to Cirno... Cirno is a Cirno!
    Now she's a Cirno! Yes indeed!


    source: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=ftzW28Af

    Excellent.
    Odradek said:

    image


    It was only a matter of time.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    which one of the Powerpuff Girls is Blossom, again?

    Red hair, pink dress, big hair bow
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    OK good.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    HELP
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Aliroz said:

    Tach, are you there?

    Will my brother get mugged in Scotland?  Will he get hurt or killed?

    What if there's a riot and someone takes a sledgehammer to his head.

    I refuse to believe that Scotland is inherently more dangerous than any large American city. Especially Detroit
    Yeah no.

    i mean there's places in Glasgow you don't want to visit after dark, sure.

    But annually there's less violent crime in all of Scotland than there is in Detroit.  There's just no comparison.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    HELP

    ?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    HELP



    ?

    I'm...I'm...

    ...warming up to Starco
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh noes
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Remember that time Aliroz's brother posted with Aliroz's account to tell us our favorite gator was sick.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imi did you ever watch Freeze Day

    It's about Time
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    Remember that time Aliroz's brother posted with Aliroz's account to tell us our favorite gator was sick.

    i do remember this happened
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Not yet.
  • Odradek said:

    Remember that time Aliroz's brother posted with Aliroz's account to tell us our favorite gator was sick.

    And we all learned an important lesson about orange concentrate
  • Also, Ali, your 'nephew' is awesome

    I feel like it's second cousin, but I'm not sure and I ain't searching on my phone
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If anyone misses my old LP, King of Dragon Pass is up on Steam if anyone wants to grab it.
  • Tachyon said:

    Aliroz said:

    Tach, are you there?

    Will my brother get mugged in Scotland?  Will he get hurt or killed?

    What if there's a riot and someone takes a sledgehammer to his head.

    I refuse to believe that Scotland is inherently more dangerous than any large American city. Especially Detroit
    Yeah no.

    i mean there's places in Glasgow you don't want to visit after dark, sure.

    But annually there's less violent crime in all of Scotland than there is in Detroit.  There's just no comparison.
    Sometimes I'm right. Sometimes I'm really right
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    commander and the leader
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    07-09 18:51 <MobileAvenue> ProfGator: I dreamed my family was watching some Disney channel show and I was like "...oh fuck, this is a creepypasta episode, isn't it. I can't believe they did a creepypasta episode."
    07-09 18:51 <ProfGator> MobileAvenue: What tipped you off? :P
    07-09 18:52 <MobileAvenue> ProfGator: It was some thing where the main character had a haunted videogame and I'm like "oh fuck, they actually went there"
    07-09 18:52 <MobileAvenue> Granted, this was after I turned a snooping woman into a baby for not liking the fact that I was being a demon in a public restroom, so dream logic may well apply here >_>

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Is Professor Gator an IRC regular?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    07-09 18:52 <MobileAvenue> ProfGator: It was some thing where the main character had a haunted videogame and I'm like "oh fuck, they actually went there"

    Honestly if you hired me to write for a children's TV show i'd probably do something like this.

    This is why i will not be hired to write for a children's TV show, i realize.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Crybaby Lane
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    Is Professor Gator an IRC regular?

    Yeah
  • Odradek said:

    image

    this sounds more like a personal ad than a housing ad

    a really bad personal ad, to be exact
  • > lots of secret spaces hidden all over

    clearly the correct approach is to present yourself as desirable, ingratiate yourself into this area, then steal all the powerups from those secret hidden spaces before they find out
  • edited 2015-08-06 02:21:24
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Odradek said:

    Remember that time Aliroz's brother posted with Aliroz's account to tell us our favorite gator was sick.

    And we all learned an important lesson about orange concentrate

    That was a very special episode of Heapers Hangout.

    Six-Year-old is actually seven and a half, I have been informed. I am forever shamed by my wrongness.

    His ten year old brother is autistic and reminds me so much of a younger me. He even likes crocodiles (Though he prefers Orangoutangs, trains, dinosaurs, and scorpions. An Orangoutang was my original avatar before Crocshades. Before I met Yarrun, even.)

    Hia favorite game of all time is Rayman: Origins.
  • HELP



    ?

    I'm...I'm...

    ...warming up to Starco
    are you...o/` warming up to Starco's world? o/`
  • @Tachyon I'm actually not sure what song is being parodied there but it seems like a song parody.
  • oh gosh i suddenly imagined a mystery hunt puzzle involving parodies of song lyrics
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It's "Zero to Hero" from Disney's Hercules
  • Have you shown him Discworld yet, Ali?

    I'm imagining both of you flipping out at the librarian
  • Hey @YarrunXIX

    re D&D

    I don't have any experience GMing a game and don't know whether I'd have the time to run something (even if it's a premade adventure), but I could maybe put my name on a list along with yours on some sort of "list of heapers interested in a 3.5 thing", if you're interested in it.

    though I'm also thinking -- since I've had some experiences where random people just got together and had a less-than-fun time because they all tried to get different things out of a game -- what sort of game are you interested in?  i don't mean to be exclusionary or anything -- heck, I don't even have a campaign in mind -- but I was just more so thinking, it might be more interesting and maybe also possibly helpful in structuring a campaign or approaching the GMing process

    sorry if this was a little awkward
    i guess i just wanted to say that i'm still interested in playing 3.5
    and i wanted to talk about it for a bit rather than just try to simply throw some people and a campaign together immediately
  • argh you're one more person who has a space in their username
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    abolish them and replace them with underscores

    imho
  • edited 2015-08-06 02:30:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My brother will be safe and have fun in Scotland. I can't wait to get the pictures he takes.

    Yarr:His grandpa is my bald uncle, who introduced me to Discworld. There is no way he has not been exposed to a Pratchett movie. He knows that Orangoutangs say, "ook" and are not monkeys, at least, but that might be unrelated.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also make it so mentions work with underscores
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Your cousin sounds very cool.
  • edited 2015-08-06 02:40:00
    My dreams exceed my real life
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  • 'S cool, Glenn. I'm basically automatically on any RP roster that shows up in here.

    Mach and Mo could probably give you a few ideas , if you want

    Ali, bald uncle sounds really cool. Never watched any of the Discworld movies though. ...might be good for the live stream
  • I have been thinking of doing a D&D game but it would be 5e, and I don't have much planned yet.
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