Myr, you should look at Secret of Cats. It's about that sort of thing, cats (who are magical) protecting their owners from threats like ghosts and shit.
One of the things there is a size-based penalty/bonus mechanic.
Oh hey, it's like the RPG version of The Book Of Night With Moon
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Myr, you should look at Secret of Cats. It's about that sort of thing, cats (who are magical) protecting their owners from threats like ghosts and shit.
One of the things there is a size-based penalty/bonus mechanic.
Six year old saw my haircut and said, "You aren't ______n!" You're a possum!". He explained that possums, or "Impossums" are shapeshifters that pretend to be people, and that I was one of them, except that I had got the haircut of ______n wrong. The real ______n would have given him a piggyback ride around the house. They also like to pretend to be dead.*
SO I did.
He said, "Nope. The real ______n would do it twice, to be sure". So I did it again.
"Nope. The real one would do it three times, because the real ______n loves the number three." At which point I tossed him onto a couch.
"Oh, it IS you."
* This is the kid that told me, with absolute certainty, that Cannibals were a kind of monkey with four legs and two arms.
Strange things that I find while randomly searching pastebin:
Bless my soul! Cirno's on a roll! Strongest fairy in every Genso poll What a pro - Cirno could stop a show Point her at a Youkai and you're talking a T.K.O!
She was a no one - A zero, zero! Now she's a hot shot - She's a Cirno! Here was a kid with her act down pat From zero to Cirno - In no time flat Zero to Cirno - Just like that!
When she smiled the guys went wild With oohhhs and aahhhs And Aya slapped her face on every page On every PAHGE
From appearance fees and royalties Our fairy had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous She could tell you what's a Danmaku!
Say amen - There she goes again! Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 9 for 9! Folks lined up just to watch her flex And her perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs!
Cirno, she comes, she sees, she conquers Honey, the crowds were going bonkers! She showed them moxie, brains and spunk! From zero to Cirno - A major hunk! Zero to Cirno - And who'da thunk?
Who put the danmaku in danmakufu? Cirno! Whose daring feats are great the-a-ter? Cirno! Is she bold? No one braver! Is she sweet? Our favorite flavor! Cirno, Cirno! My Waifu!
Bless my soul, Cirno was on a role - Undefeated! Riding high, and the nicest girl - Not conceited! She was a nothing - A zero, zero Now she's a hot shot - She's a Cirno! She hit the heights at breakneck speed! From zero to Cirno... Cirno is a Cirno! Now she's a Cirno! Yes indeed!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
07-09 18:51 <MobileAvenue> ProfGator: I dreamed my family was watching some Disney channel show and I was like "...oh fuck, this is a creepypasta episode, isn't it. I can't believe they did a creepypasta episode."
07-09 18:51 <ProfGator> MobileAvenue: What tipped you off? :P
07-09 18:52 <MobileAvenue> ProfGator: It was some thing where the main character had a haunted videogame and I'm like "oh fuck, they actually went there"
07-09 18:52 <MobileAvenue> Granted, this was after I turned a snooping woman into a baby for not liking the fact that I was being a demon in a public restroom, so dream logic may well apply here >_>
07-09 18:52 <MobileAvenue> ProfGator: It was some thing where the main character had a haunted videogame and I'm like "oh fuck, they actually went there"
Honestly if you hired me to write for a children's TV show i'd probably do something like this.
This is why i will not be hired to write for a children's TV show, i realize.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
clearly the correct approach is to present yourself as desirable, ingratiate yourself into this area, then steal all the powerups from those secret hidden spaces before they find out
Remember that time Aliroz's brother posted with Aliroz's account to tell us our favorite gator was sick.
And we all learned an important lesson about orange concentrate
That was a very special episode of Heapers Hangout.
Six-Year-old is actually seven and a half, I have been informed. I am forever shamed by my wrongness.
His ten year old brother is autistic and reminds me so much of a younger me. He even likes crocodiles (Though he prefers Orangoutangs, trains, dinosaurs, and scorpions. An Orangoutang was my original avatar before Crocshades. Before I met Yarrun, even.)
I don't have any experience GMing a game and don't know whether I'd have the time to run something (even if it's a premade adventure), but I could maybe put my name on a list along with yours on some sort of "list of heapers interested in a 3.5 thing", if you're interested in it.
though I'm also thinking -- since I've had some experiences where random people just got together and had a less-than-fun time because they all tried to get different things out of a game -- what sort of game are you interested in? i don't mean to be exclusionary or anything -- heck, I don't even have a campaign in mind -- but I was just more so thinking, it might be more interesting and maybe also possibly helpful in structuring a campaign or approaching the GMing process
sorry if this was a little awkward i guess i just wanted to say that i'm still interested in playing 3.5 and i wanted to talk about it for a bit rather than just try to simply throw some people and a campaign together immediately
My brother will be safe and have fun in Scotland. I can't wait to get the pictures he takes.
Yarr:His grandpa is my bald uncle, who introduced me to Discworld. There is no way he has not been exposed to a Pratchett movie. He knows that Orangoutangs say, "ook" and are not monkeys, at least, but that might be unrelated.
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Six year old saw my haircut and said, "You aren't ______n!" You're a possum!". He explained that possums, or "Impossums" are shapeshifters that pretend to be people, and that I was one of them, except that I had got the haircut of ______n wrong. The real ______n would have given him a piggyback ride around the house. They also like to pretend to be dead.*
SO I did.
He said, "Nope. The real ______n would do it twice, to be sure". So I did it again.
"Nope. The real one would do it three times, because the real ______n loves the number three." At which point I tossed him onto a couch.
"Oh, it IS you."
* This is the kid that told me, with absolute certainty, that Cannibals were a kind of monkey with four legs and two arms.
This is surprising and kind of amusing to me.
i guess i've always taken buses like that for granted.
Real ones can't change size or jump miles across the country, though.
Excellent.
It was only a matter of time.
i mean there's places in Glasgow you don't want to visit after dark, sure.
But annually there's less violent crime in all of Scotland than there is in Detroit. There's just no comparison.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I feel like it's second cousin, but I'm not sure and I ain't searching on my phone
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
This is why i will not be hired to write for a children's TV show, i realize.
a really bad personal ad, to be exact
clearly the correct approach is to present yourself as desirable, ingratiate yourself into this area, then steal all the powerups from those secret hidden spaces before they find out
That was a very special episode of Heapers Hangout.
Six-Year-old is actually seven and a half, I have been informed. I am forever shamed by my wrongness.
His ten year old brother is autistic and reminds me so much of a younger me. He even likes crocodiles (Though he prefers Orangoutangs, trains, dinosaurs, and scorpions. An Orangoutang was my original avatar before Crocshades. Before I met Yarrun, even.)
Hia favorite game of all time is Rayman: Origins.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm imagining both of you flipping out at the librarian
re D&D
I don't have any experience GMing a game and don't know whether I'd have the time to run something (even if it's a premade adventure), but I could maybe put my name on a list along with yours on some sort of "list of heapers interested in a 3.5 thing", if you're interested in it.
though I'm also thinking -- since I've had some experiences where random people just got together and had a less-than-fun time because they all tried to get different things out of a game -- what sort of game are you interested in? i don't mean to be exclusionary or anything -- heck, I don't even have a campaign in mind -- but I was just more so thinking, it might be more interesting and maybe also possibly helpful in structuring a campaign or approaching the GMing process
sorry if this was a little awkward
i guess i just wanted to say that i'm still interested in playing 3.5
and i wanted to talk about it for a bit rather than just try to simply throw some people and a campaign together immediately
imho
Yarr:His grandpa is my bald uncle, who introduced me to Discworld. There is no way he has not been exposed to a Pratchett movie. He knows that Orangoutangs say, "ook" and are not monkeys, at least, but that might be unrelated.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Mach and Mo could probably give you a few ideas , if you want
Ali, bald uncle sounds really cool. Never watched any of the Discworld movies though. ...might be good for the live stream