The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i am also 5'8"

    this is weird because i always pictured naney being shorter than me and CA being taller than me but it seems i had it the wrong way round
  • I often feel shorter than I am, and then I look down at the ground as I am hurtling towards it after I've tripped over my shoelace again and realise that I am quite tall.
  • i like my height. it's a cute height
  • edited 2015-08-05 10:01:42
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    There is a man out there who has replaced almost all his food with his own chemical concoction that he calls "Soylent."


    Robert Rhineheart is an actual, grade-A, raging nutjob. And worse, an intelligent nutjob.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Let's see, a disdain for food, which he describes as composed of "rotting ingredients." Grocery shopping is "a multisensory living nightmare." Kitchens are full of red flames and sharp knives, so it's a "torture chamber."

    He says he cannot bear to use a service that brings food for him, but has no qualms about other services, like Uber and Saucey. And. He has his clothing custom-made in China and when they're dirty he just donates them. But oh, it's okay, because since most clothes are made overseas, he's just buying direct.

    He says you (as a nation) suck at cooking, suck at driving, so it's past time to just automate the whole thing. All his scars are from both, and he hasn't made any new ones recently (pssst I think it's just him who sucks at cooking).

    Television is an unsightly black hole, apparently, where living rooms arrange themselves around like an altar.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    We no longer live in a hunter-gatherer society. I have no use for bulging biceps. No one in the United States plows fields or hammers steel by hand. It has all been automated.

    Pssst, who wants to tell him? I don't want to tell him.

    We need mental strength. We need creativity, patience, discipline, and humility. If people had more self-control obesity would take care of itself. Perhaps companies would be more productive if managers had more humility and employees had more discipline. These processes are abstract but they must have a physiological basis, and it seems intuitive that more difficult processes consume more energy.

    Okay. That, right there? That's convinced me. 

    He's a robot and he thinks everyone else is a robot.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    That is my schtick and you cannot have it
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I'm almost out of gas, anyway.
  • TIL that I fucked over my ability to receive financial aid by procrastinating and forgetting what I needed to do

    I fucking hate money and I want to die
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    So what can you do?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I can understand it with Game of Thrones, but I roll my eyes really hard at people who think Hunger Games is too grimdark.
  • Odradek said:

    I can understand it with Game of Thrones, but I roll my eyes really hard at people who think Hunger Games is too grimdark.

    maybe it's not the lack of horrific scenes that makes Hunger Games "grimdark" maybe it's lacking the presence of an escape from the darkness that it presents as reality. 

    part of being "grimdark" is that it presents casual violence and or "Darkness" as something is everyday with little to no "light". 
  • sunn wolf said:

    i like my height. it's a cute height

    yes
  • I love soylent, it's so future
  • kill living beings
    > he's a robot and he thinks everyone else is a robot.

    Yeah this sums up all these dudes, from seasteading fuckheads to Robin Hanson
  • man why are y'all so mad
  • edited 2015-08-05 16:22:33
    My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    man why are y'all so mad

    We don't wanna go to war

    We just wanna hoverboard

    We don't wanna conquer earth

    I just wanna fill my girth
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Hunger Games has a weird tone in general. But eh, whatever, it's a fable for kids being pushed into overachievement and the strange voyeuristic spotlight that adults shine on their lives.

    Also, I'm not mad anymore. And like, I can see why someone would want to replace a chunk of their food with the liquid? Hell, I'm tempted myself. But Robert Rhinehart is a huge asshole and I don't like him.

    I feel weird.
  • always safe when used as directed
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Homestar Runner updated

    Why did we need both a Deep Impact and an Armageddon anyway.

    Also one of the scenes in Deep Impact was shot in the room where Bobby Kennedy was shot, which is weird because the scene and movie had nothing to do with that.
  • for some people, being mean and off-putting and having an attitude and acting all superior and being spiky is a cool thing to do.

    for me, i see it as "that thing that some people think is cool but is really silly/stupid".
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh yeah, Bobby Kennedy was shot. Good times, good times. 8/10 would over-publicize "startling revelations" in magazines for decades again, but the sequel is never as good as the original.
  • for some people, being mean and off-putting and having an attitude and acting all superior and being spiky is a cool thing to do.

    for me, i see it as "that thing that some people think is cool but is really silly/stupid".

    thus goes my opinion of the whole "thug life" concept.

    why do some people (like the wannabe gangsta type, and other "tough guy on the block/on the internet/etc." types) WANT to produce a social situation where aggression, obnoxiousness, and offensiveness is the norm?

    are those people really so bored with their lives?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    for some people, being mean and off-putting and having an attitude and acting all superior and being spiky is a cool thing to do.

    for me, i see it as "that thing that some people think is cool but is really silly/stupid".

    Yeah, I agree.

    That's why I was never able to get into the Epic Rap Battles of history.
  • well, regardless of their reason, i see it as good enough cause to oppose this sort of thing, because it's annoying to live in an arrangement where aggressive power plays and superiority by intimidation are the norm.
  • it's slightly annoying when other people who are the losers in such a scenario don't join such an effort, only to think that they have some chance of becoming the dominator at some later point in time.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    For a lot of these people, aggressiveness is already the norm, as dictated by specific societal pressures, so their own expressions are a survival tactic.
  • Aliroz said:

    for some people, being mean and off-putting and having an attitude and acting all superior and being spiky is a cool thing to do.

    for me, i see it as "that thing that some people think is cool but is really silly/stupid".

    Yeah, I agree.

    That's why I was never able to get into the Epic Rap Battles of history.
    i don't like the idea of establishing dominance for the sake of dominance

    the point of establishing dominance should be to (1) use that dominance to increase justice/equity, or right wrongs, etc. and (2) if in a semi-permanent position, to use that position to rule or influence with a gentle and just hand
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've investigated that Soylent stuff before. It's made of people I'm actually tempted to try it, because it would relieve me of the burden of eating.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    People don't try to be tough for no reason. There's always a reason.

    For this particular sub-set, dominance is self-defense.
  • In my fever induced mind, I have come up with a proper Sims 3 soap opera.
  • MachSpeed said:

    For a lot of these people, aggressiveness is already the norm, as dictated by specific societal pressures, so their own expressions are a survival tactic.

    yeah, that makes sense, which is why i added the term "wannabe".

    it's one thing to grow up in a tough neighborhood.  it's another thing to want to look tough on the schoolyard just because it's seemingly fun to do so and gets one more chicks or something.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Neat.  I never thought of it that way.  Thanks for the video, Odra.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Pure masculinity is very limiting and constricting, and is not limited to open displays of aggression.

    The tech, math, and intellectual sector, for example, has its own breed of toxic masculinity.
  • MachSpeed said:

    Pure masculinity is very limiting and constricting, and is not limited to open displays of aggression.


    The tech, math, and intellectual sector, for example, has its own breed of toxic masculinity.
    Quite true.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    MANLINESS
  • edited 2015-08-05 18:18:15
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    On the other hand, no other man possesses anything that compares to my GIANT GIRTH
  • on a vaguely related note

    i definitely believe that 100% Orange Juice's relatively more friendly multiplayer community is at least somewhat due to the fact that the game is not monotonically skill-based and experienced players can easily lose to less experienced ones based on the whims of fortune
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • burritos are better than tacos
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tach, are you there?

    Will my brother get mugged in Scotland?  Will he get hurt or killed?

    What if there's a riot and someone takes a sledgehammer to his head.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Or worse, what if he likes scotland and decides to move there and what if we drift away and he never visits or writes and what if he meets a pretty scottish girl and they get married and she doesn't like America.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    A lot can happen in a week.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    He'll be fine, and he'll have a lot of fun.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    He'll be fine, and he'll have a lot of fun.


    THat's what he says he's doing in his texts.

    They have two-layer busses in Scotland! With staircases! How brilliant and bonkers is that! Also he says that he's going to see a castle tomorrow.
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