The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I feel like Dawkins secretly hopes God is going to be a friendly collegiate who doesn't take any of this too seriously.

    He doesn't strike me as someone who has entirely come to terms with his own personal future annihilation.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Douglas Adams's writing became noticeably worse when he became a Richard Dawkins fan
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    When was this?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    When was this?

    After the third Hitchhiker's book, I believe.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Adams was actually the guy who introduced Dawkins to his current wife
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    Tachyon said:

    When was this?

    After the third Hitchhiker's book, I believe.
    Huh.

    i did think the series went downhill after that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    RANDOM ROYAL TEA PARTY TIME

    *pours tea for the next three posters*
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Dawkins is a motherfucker.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Odradek said:Dawkins is a motherfucker.

    https://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/448240882710757376


    lol, there's an neoreacto in the responses saying he's making atheism look bad by talking about dogs having sex.  i feel bad for anyone who thinks
    that is the worst thing dick dawk has said
  • edited 2015-08-04 03:01:19
    what if C is plainness of humanity, and F#, its most distant key and note-of-the-scale, is the divinity that is trying to steal their world?

    then the main theme of the game could be a heartfeltly emotional melody in C minor, while the final dungeon theme is a twisted, chromatic, devious theme in F# minor
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that's a good idea
  • E.V.O. didn't call it such, but a fan-name for its last dungeon (and theme) is "The Cave to Eden"

    that would be the best name for the final dungeon here
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    what if C is plainness of humanity, and F#, its most distant key and note-of-the-scale, is the divinity that is trying to steal their world?

    then the main theme of the game could be a heartfeltly emotional melody in C minor, while the final dungeon theme is a twisted, chromatic, devious theme in F# minor

    i really like this
  • edited 2015-08-04 03:06:51
    this is the cave that leads to the place where The Deity is, the Interstice between the Dimensions

    a cave whose path is only opened after the defeat of all 15 angels that guard Him

    it would only be ironic that that place be ironically named Eden
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Calica said:

    Odradek said:

    lol, there's an neoreacto in the responses saying he's making atheism look bad by talking about dogs having sex.  i feel bad for anyone who thinks that is the worst thing dick dawk has said

    I think they're still really really hoping he gets redpilled by moldbug
  • also now i've switched to the FFV final dungeon theme lol
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    NO TRESSPASSING
    CEN. NAT'L RWY.
  • i really like both of these final dungeon themes.  E.V.O.'s and FFV's.
  • NO TRESSPASSING
    CEN. NAT'L RWY.
    /me plays Scout

    /me tresspasses

    /me taunts on the railway

    /me gets run over by a train
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's your response, and not "hey Centie, your railway can't spell 'trespassing'"?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No Tresspassing: A sign that prohibits you from overtaking Ms. MacNeille on the freeway.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    centipede natal ragweedy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *revokes Tachyon's Royal Train privileges*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :(

    i'm sorry!
  • *revokes Tachyon's Royal Train privileges*

    *reinstates Tachyon's Royal Train privileges and adds Royal Airbus privileges to them*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tre's passing
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    :(

    i'm sorry!

    *gives back your Royal Train privileges*

    Incidentally, the Royal Train is temporarily out of service because Chef tried to take apart the locomotive to see how it worked.
  • edited 2015-08-04 03:16:57
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch


    *revokes Tachyon's Royal Train privileges*

    *reinstates Tachyon's Royal Train privileges and adds Royal Airbus privileges to them*

    oh no

    as mayor of Bookersted i want no part in these illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges
  • for some reason the Abyss area felt more like the final dungeon of that game to me than the actual final dungeon

    like, it was more memorable
  • Tachyon said:


    *revokes Tachyon's Royal Train privileges*

    *reinstates Tachyon's Royal Train privileges and adds Royal Airbus privileges to them*

    oh no

    as mayor of Bookersted i want no part in these illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges
    *gives illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges to all the citizens of Bookersted*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    :(

    i'm sorry!

    *gives back your Royal Train privileges*

    Incidentally, the Royal Train is temporarily out of service because Chef tried to take apart the locomotive to see how it worked.

    you are merciful, princess

    and that is unfortunate and disappointing

    did Chef find out how it worked?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The hell's an airbus

    I don't know what country you're from but in Centralia the Royal Family only travels on totally modern steam trains
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:


    *revokes Tachyon's Royal Train privileges*

    *reinstates Tachyon's Royal Train privileges and adds Royal Airbus privileges to them*

    oh no

    as mayor of Bookersted i want no part in these illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges
    *gives illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges to all the citizens of Bookersted*
    *sends City of Bookersted Police to arrest Glenn*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    Tachyon said:

    :(

    i'm sorry!

    *gives back your Royal Train privileges*

    Incidentally, the Royal Train is temporarily out of service because Chef tried to take apart the locomotive to see how it worked.

    you are merciful, princess

    and that is unfortunate and disappointing

    did Chef find out how it worked?
    He got halfway through disassembling it before he realized it'd be easier to just look at the Wikipedia article about trains on Waiterman's iPad
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yes, we have steam trains and iPads at the same time

    That's not weird at all
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    presumably not steam powered iPads
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Yes, we have steam trains and iPads at the same time


    That's not weird at all
    i like how centralian steam trains have wifi.  it really makes living in centralia the best place to live!  that and the most wonderful princess of them all, which it's illegal not to have a crush on!
  • Tachyon said:

    Tachyon said:


    *revokes Tachyon's Royal Train privileges*

    *reinstates Tachyon's Royal Train privileges and adds Royal Airbus privileges to them*

    oh no

    as mayor of Bookersted i want no part in these illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges
    *gives illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges to all the citizens of Bookersted*
    *sends City of Bookersted Police to arrest Glenn*
    pick a theme: (A) (B) (C) (D)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Is it illegal to have crushes on queens in other countries?

    Are we talking queens as in literal royalty or queens as in queer people?
  • Things I learned today:
    * Going to the DMV sucks.
    * Good ramen place is good.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch


    Tachyon said:

    Tachyon said:


    *revokes Tachyon's Royal Train privileges*

    *reinstates Tachyon's Royal Train privileges and adds Royal Airbus privileges to them*

    oh no

    as mayor of Bookersted i want no part in these illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges
    *gives illegal pirate bootleg travel privileges to all the citizens of Bookersted*
    *sends City of Bookersted Police to arrest Glenn*
    pick a theme: (A) (B) (C) (D)
    Hey!  You'd better not be hurting my citizens!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hey Tachyon Hey Tachyon

    Did you know that in America we have signs letting you know you should look up to the sky to see if you can find a hexagonal red hot air balloon?

    image
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i did not

    do you see many
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Somehow you usually find them a few yards ahead of stop signs. I never did figure out why.
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