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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    here's a video of one in operation


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the length of the barriers varies, as you can see
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    It never occurred to me that the word "railroad" was an Americanism, somehow.

    we say 'railway'
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Here's one I always thought was clever: the sides of the "YIELD" panel are angled such that they would reflect the headlights of an approaching train.

    image

    Sadly most of these have since been replaced with regular triangular yield signs
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I will never understand why people like Amnesia: The Dark Descent better than Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs.

    I guess irritating resource management systems and superficial Lovecraft really does it for them.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    It never occurred to me that the word "railroad" was an Americanism, somehow.

    we say 'railway'
    I'm curious...do you guys have the law that requires certain vehicles to stop before crossing the tracks, even if the signals aren't active? In the US that applies to a few categories, including school buses and trucks carrying hazardous or flammable materials (think a fuel tanker)...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Superficial Lovecraft is the only reason Alone In The Dark is beloved, aside from newness and influentialness.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Here's one I always thought was clever: the sides of the "YIELD" panel are angled such that they would reflect the headlights of an approaching train.

    image

    Sadly most of these have since been replaced with regular triangular yield signs
    That is clever.

    i wonder why they replaced them?  Were the benefits of the more familiar sign that significant?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    I will never understand why people like Amnesia: The Dark Descent better than Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs.


    I guess irritating resource management systems and superficial Lovecraft really does it for them.
    They're very different styles of game.  i can very much understand preferring The Dark Descent.  In terms of sustained unease, it's probably the scarier game.

    Machine for Pigs is more horrific and has a better story and awesome dialogue

    depends what you want in a game
  • Odradek said:

    image


    Jesus Christ, this is an actual Dennis the Menace strip.
    pfffffft

    hahhhahahahahaha

    GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    -minor titters-

    -chuckles-
  • Man, sometimes it's good to be black. 

    If I wasn't, I would have hated myself for finding that so funny. Now I'm just bemused.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    People got angry at the recent Alone In The Dark reboot(the 2008 one, not the squad shooter) because it had lots of combat, had nothing to do with Lovecraft, and was kind of a mess.

    However, all of this is equally true of Alone In The Dark 2 and 3, and Alone 2008 at least had many attempts at innovation that almost, but not quite worked, as opposed to Alone In The Dark 2's "hitting a ghost pirate with a frying pan" focus.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also i think maybe to some extent the scariness of A Machine for Pigs kind of relies on you expecting a Dark Descent style game

    both start slowly and build before springing the monsters on you

    in A Machine for Pigs, when they arrive, the effect is shocking and upsetting, rather than actually terrifying, but part of why the atmosphere of the early part of the game works is you're expecting a Dark Descent style monster any moment, it just never comes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    Here's one I always thought was clever: the sides of the "YIELD" panel are angled such that they would reflect the headlights of an approaching train.

    image

    Sadly most of these have since been replaced with regular triangular yield signs
    That is clever.

    i wonder why they replaced them?  Were the benefits of the more familiar sign that significant?
    They were an experimental thing that was only really used by a couple of railroads in Ohio, and the Federal Highway Administration's studies determined there wasn't enough of a benefit to adopting them as the standard.

    Until recently the national standard was to just have the "RAILROAD CROSSING" crossbuck with no yield sign at all, but the 2009 standards mandate that a stanard YIELD or STOP sign must be used at any crossing that doesn't have warning lights. So in the move to comply with the new standards, a lot of those older ones with the rectangular YIELD panel just got caught in the mass replacements. :V
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Lame.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The sanity effects from Dark Descent were really cool. I love when games tell me how I'm supposed to feel about something, and make me avoid looking at enemies so I don't notice they're kinda lame. The complete lack of Eternal Darkness hallucinations was great too.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ok maybe it loses most of the impact being taken out of context

    but it's just so fucking nasty, i love it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    The sanity effects from Dark Descent were really cool. I love when games tell me how I'm supposed to feel about something, and make me avoid looking at enemies so I don't notice they're kinda lame. The complete lack of Eternal Darkness hallucinations was great too.

    i don't think they're lame tho

    and tbh i think it's quite a clever trick, not letting you get a good look at the enemies
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Here's one not far from where I live:



    ...am I being too spergy for you tonight, Tach?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I just kind of wonder what game most people were playing sometimes.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Here's one not far from where I live:




    ...am I being too spergy for you tonight, Tach?
    No way.

    This stuff is interesting.
  • i never knew 'crossbuck' was the term for that particular kind of sign. i learned something today.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    I just kind of wonder what game most people were playing sometimes.

    i feel this way about a lot of things, honestly

    but i think there are plenty of valid reasons to prefer The Dark Descent, and i think it's a bit unfortunate that so many people who played A Machine for Pigs couldn't appreciate what it was doing, because it's not the same thing at all but in some ways it's cleverer
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i never knew 'crossbuck' was the term for that particular kind of sign. i learned something today.

    :D
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs is totally about a nineteenth century antinatalist.
  • why are you so mad
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    19th century pessimists were generally conservatives who counselled against giving the lower classes too much power, as the lower classes were dumb mad brutes would surely trample all over the finer arts and pleasures that make life less miserable.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    why are you so mad

    Because you are ugly

    number-2-u-s-president-barack-obama-second-most-admired-person-planet.jpg

    Look at how misshapen your face is
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes I wonder if we should do a donation drive or something for HH so Lee doesn't have to pay for the hosting all by himself.

    I mean, assuming it's still only $20 a month, a couple hundred bucks could go a long way!
  • Schulz made Franklin basically just another Peanuts kid who happened to be black


    And, given the attitudes of the era, that's probably the best he could have gotten away with, diversity-wise
    that sounds like the right way to do it, honestly

    also, i have a three-year-old laptop whose bottom plastic frame is starting to fall apart a little bit but it still holds together well enough to be transported safely
  • Tachyon said:

    ok maybe it loses most of the impact being taken out of context

    but it's just so fucking nasty, i love it

    's a good monologue, Tach
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    19th century pessimists were generally conservatives who counselled against giving the lower classes too much power, as the lower classes were dumb mad brutes would surely trample all over the finer arts and pleasures that make life less miserable.


    this is literally the politics of a certain segment of the right, and not just antinatalists

    Moldbug is a case in point
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The two principle fears were that socialists were lying, and would mislead the poor into shedding blood and then install themselves as similar monarchs to the ones that had been deposed, only worse.

    The other fear was that socialists were being completely honest.

    These fears were generally held at the same time.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TWO HOUR
    PARKING
    EXCEPT CITY
    PERMIT A
    <---->
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    ok maybe it loses most of the impact being taken out of context

    but it's just so fucking nasty, i love it

    's a good monologue, Tach
    Yes.

    In context, the speaker is a machine, pleading with you not to destroy it, not out of a sense of self-preservation but out of sheer horror at what it knows humanity is going to do
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WINDOWS 10
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The sky was pretty so I took a picture.

    image
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    The two principle fears were that socialists were lying, and would mislead the poor into shedding blood and then install themselves as similar monarchs to the ones that had been deposed, only worse.


    The other fear was that socialists were being completely honest.

    These fears were generally held at the same time.
    again, this persisted in some circles

    the Cold War fuelled it

    it was the mainstream conservative opinion before the rise of neoliberalism
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    The sky was pretty so I took a picture.


    image
    beautiful
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Odradek said:

    The two principle fears were that socialists were lying, and would mislead the poor into shedding blood and then install themselves as similar monarchs to the ones that had been deposed, only worse.


    The other fear was that socialists were being completely honest.

    These fears were generally held at the same time.
    again, this persisted in some circles

    the Cold War fuelled it

    it was the mainstream conservative opinion before the rise of neoliberalism
    True.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There's a quote by a Chinese author, I like, Lu Xun, who said “I thought: hope cannot be said to exist, nor can it be said not to exist. It is just like roads across the earth. For actually the earth had no roads to begin with, but when many men pass one way, a road is made.”

    The Neo-Reactionary is someone who goes "Well, do you notice how roads all link up on a given continent, and that people keep building them, and sometimes they clear forests or hills? Clearly roads are a sentient memetic virus trying to spread themselves via humans. Furthermore, many forests are nice, and you can learn a lot more by just wandering around, roads make it too easy really. You don't want every square inch of the world to be covered by roads, do you? Well that's the logical roady end game. I say we censor the roady press, and abolish roads."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    where we're going, we don't need roads!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The one weird thing I noticed with Windows 10 so far: when I installed the upgrade, it replaced my touchpad driver with a Lenovo-branded one that didn't quite work properly. This is an Asus.

    Downloading the updated driver from Asus's website seems to have solved it, though.
  • also my screen is 1366x768

    it's a 15.6" screen i think

    any larger and it won't fit in a backpack; any smaller and it's more strain to look at it at that resolution
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The resolution doesn't bother me all that much except that it's hard to use things like browser windows without maximizing them because there's just not enough room

    The computer I use at work has an ancient 2006 Dell monitor that's 1280 by 1024, and somehow that feels a lot bigger...probably just because it's 4:3. (Remember 4:3 LCDs?)
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Odradek said:

    The sanity effects from Dark Descent were really cool. I love when games tell me how I'm supposed to feel about something, and make me avoid looking at enemies so I don't notice they're kinda lame. The complete lack of Eternal Darkness hallucinations was great too.

    aren't eternal darkness hallucinations literally patented
  • edited 2015-07-30 01:53:31
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    HUGE Alice: Madness Returns spoilers
    Spoiler:


    not posting in the monologues thread because it's not a straight monologue (and definitely won't be to everyone's liking), but i really love the effect of the Queen's voice

    the way the apparent age of the speaker fluctuates, it's creepy as hell

    e: thumbnail itself is a little spoilery
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