You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I just kinda figured, even as a kid, that if they were going to such great lengths to try to enforce a message on us, they had to have some kind of ulterior motive.
Even if all of the things about how bad weed is for you, e.g. your heart, were false, I'd still be very hesitant to try it considering my body is what it is. I kind of want to, though only a little bit. Similarly I want to experiment with alcohol but also somewhat want to be a teetotaler too. Alternatively drink alcohol minimally and such... I'll see, I guess. Shrug
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(And, interestingly enough, both films. I was surprised by the second one's quality; it didn't outdo the first but it was a hell of a lot better than the stuff that's aired since about the second year of Paul Tibbitt's tenure as showrunner.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hi, uh...*giggle*...I'd like to place a delivery order.
Princess Alice?
I'll have one large pizza, with pepperoni...*giggle*...and mushrooms...
Princess, I know that's you. How did you even get my mobile number?
I'm the freakin' Princess, lady. I can get any phone number I want.
Right. I'm going to hang up now.
Wait, no, don't do that! I was just, uh, trying to break the ice with a friendly joke.
Do you have something real to talk about or are you just trying to waste my time?
Well, uh, how do you like the idea of knighthood? "Dame Headmistress"!Or whatever your real name is.
I don't like where this is going.
Give the seventh grade the next week off from classes and whatever nobility title you want is yours.
You seem to be under the impression that I take bribes. Let me tell you, Princess, I have integrity, especially when it comes to academics.
I'll put in a good word for you with Dame Adorabelle!
You seriously expect me to believe you're in contact with Adorabelle Wallace? Nobody's heard from Professor Wallace since she retired to Dove Creek in 1969.
You're no fun.
Right. Look, I'm going to hang up now, I've got work to do.
Fine by me. I've kept you distracted long enough anyways.
Distracted?
Buh-bye.
*click*
(The Headmistress looks out the window of her office, sees an empty parking space.)
*phone dialing*
*phone ringing*
Dame Adorabelle's Academy, Campus Security.
Yeah, it's me. The Princess and her band of brats hid my car again.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Jane do you want to be part of preteen!Princess Alice's band of brats?
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Big Brother loves you.
whoops sorry about that
good luck with the new job
well, i hope it's ok, and not too stressful
Never had a bad experience with weed but it can trigger panic attacks in some people which is reason to be wary if you get those.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
alas