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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I should stream Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue on a lark sometime
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just kinda figured, even as a kid, that if they were going to such great lengths to try to enforce a message on us, they had to have some kind of ulterior motive.

    I never did trust authority figures.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Rules are good.  Rules are important.  Rules are there to keep us safe.

    Big Brother loves you.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    I should stream Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue on a lark sometime

    yeah you should
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That should be funny.
  • edited 2015-07-24 19:20:19
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    [introspective personal post that apparently killed not just the thread but the entire forum]

    whoops sorry about that
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    thank you for breaking the awkward silence

    good luck with the new job
  • oh I didn't know what we were talking about I was still like five pages back.

    Thank u though it seems I will have a uh

    active work environment
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    whats that mean
  • The woman who did my paperwork and my manager had an argument directly in front of me about a lack of communication.

    Also there was open discussion of the fact that I am being hired at a higher payrate than the current employees make, which is "just crazy".

    Everyone seems nice but kinda high-strung.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    gosh

    well, i hope it's ok, and not too stressful
  • It's looking like I'll only have 1-3 days a week, so I imagine it won't be too hard.

    I don't want to jinx myself though so I suppose I shouldn't say that.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    In elementary school they taught us two different mnemonics for the cardinal directions: Never Eat Soggy Waffles and Never Eat Sour Watermelon


    Naturally, being the kind of kid I was, I came up with a much better one: Never Ever Smoke Weed
    I remember Sour Watermelon
    Tachyon said:

    i would probably have developed a fear of drugs under those circumstances

    i was that kind of kid

    yeah I developed a fear of drugs etc
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    though now I'm kind of curious about marijuana, though only in edible form because ugh that smell
  • Apparently weed is bad for your heart so I have no real interest in trying it.

    Or any other drug for that matter, I'm a cautious person when it comes to that kind of thing.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Even if all of the things about how bad weed is for you, e.g. your heart, were false, I'd still be very hesitant to try it considering my body is what it is. I kind of want to, though only a little bit. Similarly I want to experiment with alcohol but also somewhat want to be a teetotaler too. Alternatively drink alcohol minimally and such... I'll see, I guess. Shrug
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i had some bad experiences with alcohol but i figure it was a learning process.

    Never had a bad experience with weed but it can trigger panic attacks in some people which is reason to be wary if you get those.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i mean i figure now i know what my limits are where alcohol is concerned, and that's partly because i made mistakes in the past
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm not sure why people hate Kim Kardashian the way that they do.
  • Odradek said:

    I'm not sure why people hate Kim Kardashian the way that they do.

    She's a famous woman who is neither ugly nor stupid, so there are no "easy" points to make fun of.
  • I think people assume that she is stupid because she is the center of a reality TV show and then they get mad when they are wrong so they hate her
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Man, a rational animal.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Man, a rational animal.

    Man is the rational animal and man is the political animal, and never the twain shall meet.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Tachyon said:

    Man, a rational animal.

    Man is the rational animal and man is the political animal, and never the twain shall meet.
    I sound like such a fedoralord here
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    sorry Crystal
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Fedora the Explorer
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Odradek said:

    sorry Crystal

    You are forgiven. For now......................
  • hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive

    damn son where'd u find this
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive

    damn son where'd u find this
    I will admit to at least kind of liking early SpongeBob

    I don't know how well it would hold up in retrospect since I haven't seen the first-season stuff in many years, though
  • hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive

    damn son where'd u find this
    I will admit to at least kind of liking early SpongeBob

    I don't know how well it would hold up in retrospect since I haven't seen the first-season stuff in many years, though
    I actually had no idea that was from SpongeBob (I've seen all of two episodes in my entire life), I was just being silly.

    :REGGAE HORN:
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive

    damn son where'd u find this
    I will admit to at least kind of liking early SpongeBob

    I don't know how well it would hold up in retrospect since I haven't seen the first-season stuff in many years, though
    I don't know how you'd support a show that features the atrocities of the hideous beast that is Eugene Krabs
  • I still like old SpongeBob.

    (And, interestingly enough, both films. I was surprised by the second one's quality; it didn't outdo the first but it was a hell of a lot better than the stuff that's aired since about the second year of Paul Tibbitt's tenure as showrunner.)
  • Odradek said:

    hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and turbo drive

    damn son where'd u find this
    I will admit to at least kind of liking early SpongeBob

    I don't know how well it would hold up in retrospect since I haven't seen the first-season stuff in many years, though
    I don't know how you'd support a show that features the atrocities of the hideous beast that is Eugene Krabs
    I got both the original reference and the latter one. 

    Everything about Spongebob was perfect until the first film and passable until the 5th or 6th season. Can't comment on the second movie.
  • Oh, hey, the german Spongebob guy

    GHETTO GANGSTA SPONGEBOZZ BARETTAS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *RING RING*

    Dame Adorabelle's Magic Academy, Headmistress speaking.

    Hi, uh...*giggle*...I'd like to place a delivery order.

    Princess Alice?

    I'll have one large pizza, with pepperoni...*giggle*...and mushrooms...

    Princess, I know that's you. How did you even get my mobile number?

    I'm the freakin' Princess, lady. I can get any phone number I want.

    Right. I'm going to hang up now.

    Wait, no, don't do that! I was just, uh, trying to break the ice with a friendly joke.

    Do you have something real to talk about or are you just trying to waste my time?

    Well, uh, how do you like the idea of knighthood? "Dame Headmistress"! Or whatever your real name is.

    I don't like where this is going.

    Give the seventh grade the next week off from classes and whatever nobility title you want is yours.

    You seem to be under the impression that I take bribes. Let me tell you, Princess, I have integrity, especially when it comes to academics.

    I'll put in a good word for you with Dame Adorabelle!

    You seriously expect me to believe you're in contact with Adorabelle Wallace? Nobody's heard from Professor Wallace since she retired to Dove Creek in 1969.

    You're no fun.

    Right. Look, I'm going to hang up now, I've got work to do.

    Fine by me. I've kept you distracted long enough anyways.

    Distracted?

    Buh-bye.

    *click*

    (The Headmistress looks out the window of her office, sees an empty parking space.)

    *phone dialing*

    *phone ringing*

    Dame Adorabelle's Academy, Campus Security.

    Yeah, it's me. The Princess and her band of brats hid my car again.

    Sigh. I'm on it.

    Thanks.

    *click*
  • How will the princess get out of this one?!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jane do you want to be part of preteen!Princess Alice's band of brats?
  • kill living beings
    seek medical attention
  • life is just better with good skinny jeans
  • there used to be a version of John Cage's Credo In Us with Beethoven's 5th and a Rick Ross song on YouTube but I can't find it
  • aaand I have run out of mobile data so I cannot keep searching

    alas
  • Apparently weed is bad for your heart

    ive literally never heard of this before
    Calica said:

    though now I'm kind of curious about marijuana, though only in edible form because ugh that smell

    eating weed is absolutely the best way to consume it tbh
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