The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Obā-san

  2015-07-21 21:48:27

  
  

  I thought it made sense but maybe I was reading into it?
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 21:48:56

  ಠ_ಠ

  Fuck you, Telltale Games. I DIDN'T NEED THESE FEELINGS ANYWAY.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-21 21:49:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I think that what she's getting at is that communism is bad.

  
  

  It's a very brave opinion if so.
• Obā-san

  2015-07-21 21:49:38

  
  

  it's like, I think there is an idea in there and it's not a totally bad one
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-21 21:50:29

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tools said:

  Fuck you, Telltale Games. I DIDN'T NEED THESE FEELINGS ANYWAY.

  hits um right in tha fheels
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 21:51:14

  ಠ_ಠ

  These feelings. I didn't need them anyway ;_;
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 21:51:28

  ಠ_ಠ

  Going to eat some chocolate and cry
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 21:51:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Telltale is still on my "screw you" list
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 21:52:08

  ಠ_ಠ

  It's Telltale Games, and Game of Thrones.
  
  Explains it all.
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 21:52:24

  ಠ_ಠ

  I haven't forgiven them for The Walking Dead.
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-21 21:53:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I hope Anonus isn't mad at me...I gave Yarrun the keys to the ABC Warner garage without thinking about it and now I can't find the Mystery Machine, Greg Universe's van, or the Batmobile!
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 21:54:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The Walking Dead
  
  The Sitting Dead
  
  The Doing Cartwheels Dead
  
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 21:55:43

  ಠ_ಠ

  The Somersaulting Dead
  
  The Eating Dead
  
  The "Holy Shit, Why Are These Fuckers So Fast" Dead
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-21 21:56:50

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tools said:

  The Somersaulting Dead

  now that I'd watch
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 21:58:04

  ಠ_ಠ

  The Dead Olympic Games
  
  I'd watch the shit out that.
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 22:04:31

  ಠ_ಠ

  I'm 21 in less than an hour
  
  Holy hell
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 22:08:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It will feel no different from how you feel now.
  
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 22:11:06 edited 2015-07-21 22:11:19

  ಠ_ಠ

  I know.
  
  I've been legally allowed to get hammered for three years.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 22:11:37

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Tools said:

  I haven't forgiven them for The Walking Dead.

  Is this about Sarah?

  
  

  Because my thing's about Sarah.
• Anonus

  2015-07-21 22:11:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Central Avenue said:

  I hope Anonus isn't mad at me...I gave Yarrun the keys to the ABC Warner garage without thinking about it and now I can't find the Mystery Machine, Greg Universe's van, or the Batmobile!

  shit we have to send the Cirque du Yogi bus after them
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 22:14:20

  ಠ_ಠ

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Tools said:

  I haven't forgiven them for The Walking Dead.

  Is this about Sarah?

  
  

  Because my thing's about Sarah.

  Nah, I haven't forgiven them for killing Lee.
  
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 22:15:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  they killed Lee? Well, there goes HH
  
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 22:16:33

  ಠ_ಠ

  Final episode of season one of Telltale Games The Walking Dead.
  
  I cried like a little bitch.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 22:17:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh.

  
  

  Mine's a different issue concerning a character from the second season. Heartbreaking in a different sort of way.
• Obā-san

  2015-07-21 22:23:24

  
  

  

  
  

  reliving the 9th grade
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 22:30:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  reliving 1971
  
  ...when I was not born yet
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 22:55:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  It's remarkable how close Ozzy and Drix was, in terms of writing and thematic material, to the likes of Disney 90s animation.

  
  

  If you told me that people from Buzz Lightyear Star command worked on it, I'd believe you
• Odradek

  2015-07-21 22:56:50

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I never saw an episode of Buzz Lightyear Star Command other than the pilot, but I owned the video game
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 22:57:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  y'know I have no idea why, but Yarrun's Marco avatar keeps making me think he's Tre
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 22:58:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I owned the video game version of Camelot before seeing it, I think. Or borrowed it from a friend at least.

  
  

  Same with the Scooby Doo Movie gameboy game. 
• Odradek

  2015-07-21 22:59:21

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The video game version of that show had a robot vampire called Nos-4 Ah-2.

  
  I thought he was the coolest.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 22:59:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Checking a youtube video of the latter.

  
  

  I'd say it didn't age well, but were these graphics even passable when it came out?
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 23:00:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Odradek said:

  The video game version of that show had a robot vampire called Nos-4 Ah-2.

  
  I thought he was the coolest.

  Dude, he was in the actual show too.

  
  

  He was, truly, the coolest.
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 23:00:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  happy birthday Tools
  
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 23:00:41

  ಠ_ಠ

  Birthday time.
• Odradek

  2015-07-21 23:01:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Odradek said:

  The video game version of that show had a robot vampire called Nos-4 Ah-2.

  
  I thought he was the coolest.

  Dude, he was in the actual show too.

  
  

  He was, truly, the coolest.

  I assumed so. They showed clips from the show in lieu of cutscenes.
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-21 23:02:42

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I like how there are at least three people with Star Butterfly avatars now and I'm not one of them this time
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 23:02:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Tools said:

  Birthday time.

  -procures the birthday hats, birthday whistles, and birthday skeleton-
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 23:05:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Central Avenue said:

  I like how there are at least three people with Star Butterfly avatars now and I'm not one of them this time

  I guess it's over now
  
• Odradek

  2015-07-21 23:05:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Birthday time.

  For the purposes of wishing you a happy birthday, your name is Samantha.

  
  

  Sorry if your name actually is Samantha and I just accidentally freaked you out.

  
  

  
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-21 23:07:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...I should totally ship Tools with Naney just 'cause of their first names

  
  

  Except Naney already has a boyfriend, and also he's gay

  
  

  ...yeah, I didn' think this one through
• Obā-san

  2015-07-21 23:08:00

  
  

  :/
• Odradek

  2015-07-21 23:08:48

  My dreams exceed my real life

  ...I should totally ship Tools with Naney just 'cause of their first names

  
  

  Except Naney already has a boyfriend, and also he's gay

  
  

  ...yeah, I didn' think this one through

  Well then

  
  

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-21 23:09:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Odradek said:

  The video game version of that show had a robot vampire called Nos-4 Ah-2.

  
  I thought he was the coolest.

  incredible

  Tools said:

  Birthday time.

  I got you The Most Delicious Cake Ever Made

  
  

  
  
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 23:10:02

  ಠ_ಠ

  My name is Emily... But ship away.
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-21 23:10:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  obligatory
  
  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-21 23:11:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  NOS-4-A2 had a robot monocle, robot vampire wings, and sucked electricity instead of blood

  
  

  He's not just a robot vampire. He's the kind of all robot vampires.
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-21 23:11:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  See, Emile/Emily would be perfect names for a couple

  
  

  ...I guess I could ask Sredni to change his name to Emily

  
  

  Naney, do you think he'd go for that?
• Anonus

  2015-07-21 23:12:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yarrun XIX said:

  It's remarkable how close Ozzy and Drix was, in terms of writing and thematic material, to the likes of Disney 90s animation.

  
  

  If you told me that people from Buzz Lightyear Star command worked on it, I'd believe you

  sounds like 2000s Cartoon Network wishing it were '90s Nickelodeon
• Toolsie

  2015-07-21 23:13:34

  ಠ_ಠ

  I've been here for three years, and this is the first time I've been shipped with anybody.