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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    This is an impressively horrendous run, and probably my favorite of his videos over the past few months at least.
  • I had a dream where I was a student at a high school in Centralia and one of my classmates was a magic being who didn't know how to control his powers and ended up bursting into flames.


    Me: "Here, take this fire extinguisher! Keep him from setting everything on fire! I'll use my magic to contain him long enough to roll him into the pool."

    Ali: "Um...we don't have a pool."

    Me: "What kind of high school doesn't have a pool???"
    My secondary school, the "best independent school of sport in the country" lacked a pool.

    Sort of glad. I'm terrified of black lines in swimming pools.
  • I had a dream where I was a student at a high school in Centralia and one of my classmates was a magic being who didn't know how to control his powers and ended up bursting into flames.


    Me: "Here, take this fire extinguisher! Keep him from setting everything on fire! I'll use my magic to contain him long enough to roll him into the pool."

    Ali: "Um...we don't have a pool."

    Me: "What kind of high school doesn't have a pool???"
    In my dream last night the earth was dying and everyone was forced into this video game where if you died in the game you died in real life. said game was kinda of like Spore in terms of "it tries to be like a bunch of different game types which you progress through", but like it started out as this massive multiplayer grand strategy thing, then turned into a space-faring JRPG with a very tragic storyline where death was inevitable

    and in the end someone figured out that if you just didnt meet the goals in the grand strategy portion you just stayed there, so everyone did that
  • hulu is trying to sell me erectile dysfunction meds
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I had a dream where I was a student at a high school in Centralia and one of my classmates was a magic being who didn't know how to control his powers and ended up bursting into flames.


    Me: "Here, take this fire extinguisher! Keep him from setting everything on fire! I'll use my magic to contain him long enough to roll him into the pool."

    Ali: "Um...we don't have a pool."

    Me: "What kind of high school doesn't have a pool???"


    In my dream last night the earth was dying and everyone was forced into this video game where if you died in the game you died in real life. said game was kinda of like Spore in terms of "it tries to be like a bunch of different game types which you progress through", but like it started out as this massive multiplayer grand strategy thing, then turned into a space-faring JRPG with a very tragic storyline where death was inevitable

    and in the end someone figured out that if you just didnt meet the goals in the grand strategy portion you just stayed there, so everyone did that

    Pushing through the market square,
    So many mothers sighing
    News had just come over,
    We had five years left to cry in

    News guy wept and told us,
    Earth was really dying
    Cried so much his face was wet,
    Then I knew he was not lying

    I heard telephones, opera house, favorite melodies
    I saw boys, toys, electric irons and T.V.'s
    My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
    I had to cram so many things to store everything in there
    And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people
    And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people
    I never thought I'd need so many people

    A girl my age went off her head,
    Hit some tiny children
    If the black hadn't a-pulled her off,
    I think she would have killed them

    A soldier with a broken arm,
    Fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac
    A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest,
    And a queer threw up at the sight of that

    I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlor,
    Drinking milk shakes cold and long
    Smiling and waving and looking so fine,
    Don't think you knew you were in this song

    And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor
    And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
    Your face, your race, the way that you talk
    I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk

    We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
    Five years, what a surprise
    We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
    Five years, that's all we've got

    We've got five years, what a surprise
    Five years, stuck on my eyes
    We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
    Five years, that's all we've got

    We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
    Five years, what a surprise
    We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
    Five years, that's all we've got

    We've got five years, what a surprise
    Five years, stuck on my eyes
    We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
    Five years, that's all we've got

    Five years
    Five years
    Five years
    Five years

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For the curious, my plan B was to try and find the groundskeeper and see if he had a garden hose, but I woke up before I could get that far...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *tosses cookies in the air*
  • Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    saw someone draw furry versions of the splatoon people THEY'RE ALREADY HALF ANIMAL
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you're a squid now, you're a kid now
  • furries: is there no limit to our depravity
  • Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    I guess furries already do the whole chimera thing whenever the hell they want.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I guess with Anonus gone I'm finally in charge around here

    My first act as ruler of HH will be mandatory Star Butterfly avatars & pink text for forum signatures
  •  pink text for forum signatures
    Declarative pink text?
  • kill living beings
    I'm still tsetse-kin
  • the animation in & Yet The Town Moves is really odd
  • i might watch some of that as a break from Saikano
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what was always mildly annoying?

    That Wikipedia's article about Encyclopedia Dramatica treated the current incarnation of the site as a continuation of the original, rather than a desperate attempt to pretend the original site wasn't shuttered.
  • edited 2015-07-16 20:21:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Okay, now how do I do the pink text?

    EDIT:  I did it!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yay!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I laughed. Aliroz, you are the best.
  • naney said:

    i might watch some of that as a break from Saikano

    I'm not really liking it so far

    I have been meaning to watch Radio City or whatever it's called
  • edited 2015-07-16 20:32:15
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    From what I've seen of Star Vs The Forces of Evil, I would absolutely love it, just like Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Regular Show, and Steven Universe.

    Can't wait until Star (and Steven) is on DVD or netflix, preferably dvd.  Then I can actually watch it!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    From what I've seen of Star Vs The Forces of Evil, I would absolutely love it, just like Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Regular Show, and Stephen Universe.


    Can't wait until Star (and Stephen) is on DVD or netflix, preferably dvd.  Then I can actually watch it!
    Aliroz, go look at the book thread
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    OHMIGOSH!

    OHMIGOSHOMIGOSH!

    THANK YOU TACH!

    (Thank you for telling me, Odra!)
  • at some point the series apparently goes very off the rails but idk how long i want to wait for that to happen
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Okay I haven't been having the best day but this is so rad. Likely going to follow Top Score, and definitely listen to this when I get the chance.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    PLOT TWiST: ex was her own derivative the whole time




  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    . o O { if ships as big as the ones in Independence Day ever came anywhere near Earth, much less into the atmosphere, wouldn't the tidal effects wreck a lot of stuff all by themselves? }
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Let's meet halfway.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    PLOT TWiST: ex was her own derivative the whole time





  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Can I just keep my Amethyst avatar?

    She's close enough to Star, anyway.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Can I just keep my Amethyst avatar?

    She's close enough to Star, anyway.

    I conditionally accept this compromise as long as you agree to try watching Star soon
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    Can I just keep my Amethyst avatar?

    She's close enough to Star, anyway.

    I conditionally accept this compromise as long as you agree to try watching Star soon
    I will. >_<
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh so the blue man in those twitter posts is Apocalypse.

    I did not know, because I keep forgetting that movie is a thing.
  • i hear he has a group
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You're welcome, @Aliroz.  i'm glad i read it. :)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    quarks w/ pink color charge
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It will be amusing when AU eventually gets back and sees what I've done to the place in the meantime
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to go on a road trip.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    to where?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know. The destination's not the important part of a road trip, to me. :P
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I want to go on a road trip.

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