though tbf teens on tumblr are not the group i should be looking for robust and cogent worldviews from but like cmon these two ideas just dont work with one another
Saying "Marx isn't relevant to modern discourse as much as you think he is" is exactly equivalent to saying "Marx didn't predict washing machines, therefore he's wrong" -Serious Internet Marxists
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
a friend of mine tried to withdraw £20 from a cashpoint
it deducted £20 from his account and gave him this
like how does that even happen
I once tried to withdraw $40 form an ATM at my local bank
It deducted $40 from my balance...and gave me $10 in cash
And of course this was a holiday weekend and the bank was closed, so I had to wait until they opened the next Monday to go sort it out
It turns out whoever loaded the machine last had swapped the $5 bill tray and the $20 bill tray, so instead of giving me two twenties it gave me two fives
a friend of mine tried to withdraw £20 from a cashpoint
it deducted £20 from his account and gave him this
like how does that even happen
I once tried to withdraw $40 form an ATM at my local bank
It deducted $40 from my balance...and gave me $10 in cash
And of course this was a holiday weekend and the bank was closed, so I had to wait until they opened the next Monday to go sort it out
It turns out whoever loaded the machine last had swapped the $5 bill tray and the $20 bill tray, so instead of giving me two twenties it gave me two fives
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but they might just be coincidentally barking
it deducted £20 from his account and gave him this
like how does that even happen
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
its the fact that it didnt even give him the right denomination that makes it so funny
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It deducted $40 from my balance...and gave me $10 in cash
And of course this was a holiday weekend and the bank was closed, so I had to wait until they opened the next Monday to go sort it out
It turns out whoever loaded the machine last had swapped the $5 bill tray and the $20 bill tray, so instead of giving me two twenties it gave me two fives
They credited my account after that, naturally
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead