The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-15 15:01:26

  MachSpeed said:

  I was going to say "my dick," but do you know what? I have class. I have restraint.

  i lol'd anyway, which is proof that the humor value comes from something other than saying "my dick"
• Tachyon

  2015-07-15 15:03:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it becomes a slightly different joke, i think
  
  i kind of pictured you as a Large Ham saying the biceps thing
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-15 15:04:03

  fug i exceeded my sleep timer anyway
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 15:05:07

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  The second joke here is that I said "my dick" anyway and then dared claim to have class and restraint and I don't know why I need to explain this.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-15 15:09:31

  MachSpeed said:

  The second joke here is that I said "my dick" anyway and then dared claim to have class and restraint and I don't know why I need to explain this.

  don't explain the non-joke
• Tachyon

  2015-07-15 15:11:10

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  both jokes are now dead
  
  we have picked them apart and now they are but skeletons
  
  rip the jokes
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 15:15:24

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I'll do what I want, MOM.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-15 15:19:57

  MachSpeed said:

  I'll do what I want, MOM.

  don't look at me like i'm a poor attenpt at a narrative-heavy sequel in a famous videogame franchise!
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 15:33:09

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://asd-ruby.tumblr.com/post/124120606924/i-post-quality-content Anyway, never mind tumblr is good.

  
  

  mild spoilers for the new SU
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-15 15:34:47

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Good.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-15 15:35:02

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  also I like that person's blog description
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-15 16:13:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  .gnt

  
  

  .amt

  
  

  .prl

  
  

  .stv

  
  

  .rqz

  
  

  .llz

  
  

  .pdt

  
  

  .jsp

  
  

  .rby

  
  

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• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 16:14:20

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  It should be .squ. Steven Quartz Universe.
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 16:38:51

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Of all the things old-skool videogame fans get angry about, the one I understand least is dedicated buttons to hiding behind cover.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-15 16:39:25

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Odradek said:

  Of all the things old-skool videogame fans get angry about, the one I understand least is dedicated buttons to hiding behind cover.

  that's not even old?

  
  

  that's like a squad shooter thing
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 16:41:05

  My dreams exceed my real life

  God I DON'T NEED a button to hunker behind cover! I can just use the crouch button! Even though this game is CLEARLY BUILT AROUND this mechanic I just REALLY REALLY WISH I was playing PAINKILLER!!!!!!
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 16:42:59

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I don't really like cover buttons either, I tend to get stuck to them and not react fast enough.

  
  

  I can live without them, is what I'm saying.
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 16:47:46

  My dreams exceed my real life

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Brevoort

  
  

  http://brevoortformspring.tumblr.com/post/124153395043/can-you-explain-why-marvel-thinks-that-doing-hip
  

  
  

  http://brevoortformspring.tumblr.com/post/124152651823/why-do-you-wear-a-fedora
  

  
  

  *whistles a jaunty tune*
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-15 16:48:28

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  why-do-you-wear-a-fedora

  
  

  You could not pay me to click on this link.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 16:49:58

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Brevort's an okay guy, I think, hat choice notwithstanding.

  
  

  Yes, I oppose your implicit assertion. Fight me.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-15 16:53:43

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Odradek said:

  http://brevoortformspring.tumblr.com/post/124153395043/can-you-explain-why-marvel-thinks-that-doing-hip
  

  Oh dear
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 16:57:10

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I stand by my assertion.

  
  

  *waves little flags that say GO TEAM FUCKYOUALL*
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 16:57:14 edited 2015-07-15 16:57:29

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I hope Team Fuckyouall beats Team Yourcorpseismycoffeetable in the general ruffianism handegg championships.
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 16:57:16

  My dreams exceed my real life

  MachSpeed said:

  Brevort's an okay guy, I think, hat choice notwithstanding.

  
  

  Yes, I oppose your implicit assertion. Fight me.

  He might be an okay guy, but he's clearly a moron.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 16:58:56

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  So?
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 17:00:15

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Odradek said:

  MachSpeed said:

  Brevort's an okay guy, I think, hat choice notwithstanding.

  
  

  Yes, I oppose your implicit assertion. Fight me.

  He might be an okay guy, but he's clearly a moron.

  
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 17:01:14

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Previous assertion receives previous reply.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-15 17:01:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I don't have the most experience with shooters, I'll admit, but I will say that "Press X to cover" mechanics in games I have played (Deus Ex: HR and Mass Effect come to mind) do tend to be a bit wonky and contextual
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-15 17:03:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  MachSpeed said:

  So?

  He's a moron who has clout in a company that dominates half the comic book industry and an increasingly large portion of the blockbuster film industry.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 17:05:01

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  So's everyone else in that business. What makes this moron special?

  
  

  Don't say anything, we all know the answer.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-15 17:05:56 edited 2015-07-15 17:06:05

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  ...
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 17:07:57

  My dreams exceed my real life

  MachSpeed said:

  So's everyone else in that business. What makes this moron special?

  
  

  Don't say anything, we all know the answer.

  You're being a dick right now
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 17:09:52

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Yes, yes, I am.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 17:12:43 edited 2015-07-15 17:12:47

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I agree he's being ignorant. That they're making money from something that means a lot to people, that they're bad, averse to letting other people inside their little club, that the position that other people raise them to be is undeserved and disgusting.

  
  

  I just don't want to hear it from you.
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 17:14:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  okay
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-15 17:15:01

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  My assertion was just that fedoras are stupid.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 17:17:00

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I like 'em, because I wanted to be a private detective like Philip Marlowe, but now I can never wear them.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-15 17:17:33

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Well trilbies are stupid but language is strange and now trilbies have become fedoras.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 17:18:30

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Same vague silhouette too.
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-15 17:29:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  nothing makes sense to me
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-15 17:30:38

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Sense is a construct by your mind to adapt to the world.

  
  

  I will sleep now.
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-15 17:30:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  good night
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-15 17:31:15

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  or is the world a construct by your mind to make use of your senses?

  
  

  *Twilight Zone synths*
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-15 17:31:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  idealism
  
  solipsism
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-15 17:32:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  brain-in-a-vat
• Anonus

  2015-07-15 17:33:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I like fedoras :<
• Odradek

  2015-07-15 17:36:50

  My dreams exceed my real life

  planet JANE said:

  or is the world a construct by your mind to make use of your senses?

  
  

  *Twilight Zone synths*

  No. Ideas in the mind of God.
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-15 17:36:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I like brassieres
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-07-15 18:28:57 edited 2015-07-15 18:35:06

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  This is absolutely amazing, I'm dying here.
  
  (TL;DR: Yishan Wong, former CEO of Reddit, comes back to say that now Ellen Pao is out of the picture, Reddit's hatesubs are going to burn.)
  
• Obā-san

  2015-07-15 18:33:39

  
  

  oh shit