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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Chris Pratt: Building a super-dinosaur is a stupid move that didn't need to happen.

    Dr. Byron J. Thinkpiece from the audience: What is this misogynist dreck? I spit on it, and all its children.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    You know what contrast always amused me?

    Eddie's homemade forum software choked on a couple years of old threads, leading him to purge it every so often.

    Something Awful, on the other hand, keeps forum archives of the past 14 years, handles thousands of simultaneous users, and still performs decently well.

    Granted, SA has more money to throw at maintenance and server costs than Eddie did, but the point is running a forum the size of TVT's is feasible.

    actually the something awful search was really horrible and they lost at least a few months of archives by accident
    Even so...losing a few months of archives by accident vs. deliberately purging your archives because your forum software chokes when you have more than a couple years of threads...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    Your high priest, David Foster Wallace agrees with me.
  • Odradek said:

    Chris Pratt: Building a super-dinosaur is a stupid move that didn't need to happen.


    Dr. Byron J. Thinkpiece from the audience: What is this misogynist dreck? I spit on it, and all its children.
    Odradek they don't think it's misogynist because it has super dinosaurs they think it's misogynist because Chris Pratt is a leering dudebro we are expected to like and the film is expects us to hate the female lead essentially just for being a career woman.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Chris Pratt: Building a super-dinosaur is a stupid move that didn't need to happen.


    Dr. Byron J. Thinkpiece from the audience: What is this misogynist dreck? I spit on it, and all its children.


    Odradek they don't think it's misogynist because it has super dinosaurs they think it's misogynist because Chris Pratt is a leering dudebro we are expected to like and the film is expects us to hate the female lead essentially just for being a career woman.

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

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  • Don't be disingenuous.
  • Be as disingenuous as possible.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    Don't be disingenuous.

    If you want to make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist, make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist. Don't lie in my goddamn face and tell me that it's a cash-in on a deeply intelligent art film, because it's not, and you know it's not.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    racks
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "Jurassic Park is calculated, well-crafted and intelligent, and Jurassic World is a dumb, slapdash and nonsensical nostalgia cash-in because the ’90s kids have kids of their own now. " You fucking hack of a Content Consumer, go the fuck away back to kidtown.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember thinking Jurassic Park was a stupid special effects movie even when I was about the right age to fall for it.

    Go me
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I remember thinking Jurassic Park was a stupid special effects movie even when I was about the right age to fall for it.

    Go me

    No it's INTELLIGENT and DEEP

    Words that here mean: had mass-market appeal when I was a dumb child
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The action scenes were fun, though.
  • I will say that Jurassic Park was less...schizophrenic than World.

    Which is to say, it also had no other motives than to extract money from wallet, but it was at least better at it.
  • Odradek said:

    Kexruct said:

    Don't be disingenuous.

    If you want to make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist, make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist. Don't lie in my goddamn face and tell me that it's a cash-in on a deeply intelligent art film, because it's not, and you know it's not.
    ...did I make this argument?

    Because IIRC the most I said to this respect was that with the heavy marketing and cynical meta stuff it seems like World could be easily construed as the Content you rail against so heavily.


    And I never implied Park was a genius art film but it was a well made movie that, while not exactly intelligent, was not outright stupid.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Don't be disingenuous.



    If you want to make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist, make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist. Don't lie in my goddamn face and tell me that it's a cash-in on a deeply intelligent art film, because it's not, and you know it's not.
    ...did I make this argument?

    Because IIRC the most I said to this respect was that with the heavy marketing and cynical meta stuff it seems like World could be easily construed as the Content you rail against so heavily.


    And I never implied Park was a genius art film but it was a well made movie that, while not exactly intelligent, was not outright stupid.

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, hold on. This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction.

    John Hammond: I simply don't understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery, and not act?

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Jurassic World is definitely content. It's just that everyone's lost their perspective so bad that they rail against it being content while consuming it, and everything like it
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I haven't seen the original Jurassic Park but I can't imagine it being more Content™ than Jurassic World.
  • i have literally zero desire to see jurassic orld
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I haven't seen the original Jurassic Park but I can't imagine it being more Content™ than Jurassic World.
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  • the original jurassic park is probably less content-tastic than jurassic world (i will probably never see jurassic world, but i have seen park)

    that said, that does not make it good

    addendum: the Jurassic World peanut butter cookie dough monster blizzards are very tasty and i highly recommend consuming that delicious, peanut-buttery Ice Cream Content
  • Odradek said:

    Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    Don't be disingenuous.



    If you want to make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist, make the argument that Jurassic World is sexist. Don't lie in my goddamn face and tell me that it's a cash-in on a deeply intelligent art film, because it's not, and you know it's not.
    ...did I make this argument?

    Because IIRC the most I said to this respect was that with the heavy marketing and cynical meta stuff it seems like World could be easily construed as the Content you rail against so heavily.


    And I never implied Park was a genius art film but it was a well made movie that, while not exactly intelligent, was not outright stupid.

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, hold on. This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction.

    John Hammond: I simply don't understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery, and not act?

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.

    I don't like this line. I don't agree with what it implies. I consider it a flaw.

    I do not, however, think it ruins the film.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Fine! But don't like in my face and tell me that lump of Triceratops shit is INTELLIGENT

    Because you are WRONG

    Good DAY sir
  • I saw it with the family and it was OK but I am probably never going to watch it again and that's fine.

    You know what I will watch again though? Any Pirates of The Caribbean movie. Gladly.
  • that said im not sure if i would take the jurassic world blizzard over like the standard butterfinger blizzard
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Jurassic Park, for whatever flaws it has, at least doesn't try to apologize for being a big and dumb action blockbuster like Jurassic World does.

    I have become increasingly weary of things that try to have it both ways, and Jurassic World definitely falls into that.

  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Jurassic Park, for whatever flaws it has, at least doesn't try to apologize for being a big and dumb action blockbuster like Jurassic World does.


    I have become increasingly weary of things that try to have it both ways, and Jurassic World definitely falls into that.

    sure
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Odradek said:

    Jurassic Park, for whatever flaws it has, at least doesn't try to apologize for being a big and dumb action blockbuster like Jurassic World does.


    I have become increasingly weary of things that try to have it both ways, and Jurassic World definitely falls into that.

    sure
    ... ?

    I don't want to be like Kex here, but I'm not sure what this means.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    You are correct
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I thought the Jurassic World Blizzard was an overly dense mess :V
  • Jurassic Park, for whatever flaws it has, at least doesn't try to apologize for being a big and dumb action blockbuster like Jurassic World does.


    I have become increasingly weary of things that try to have it both ways, and Jurassic World definitely falls into that.

    this is an opinion that I very strongly agree with
  • Anonus said:

    I thought the Jurassic World Blizzard was an overly dense mess :V

    you are probably right but it was really hot out when i was eating it which probably caused me to overestimate it
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Odradek said:

    You are correct

    ah, noted

    Sorry about that.
  • edited 2015-07-14 22:01:32
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Odradek said:

    I haven't seen the original Jurassic Park but I can't imagine it being more Content™ than Jurassic World.
    xCuudhg.jpg
    I was not denying that the original was Content™, but I don't think the word of a man who died in 2008 is the right way to respond to a comparison between a 1993 film and its 2015 sequel.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Yes but he is the high priest of think piecers
  • Odradek said:

    “Do you want to PREMIUM DOWNLOAD this file?  I think you want to PREMIUM DOWNLOAD this file.  To help you make this (non-)decision, here is a GIANT TABLE comparing the stout, healthy PREMIUM DOWNLOAD to the wretched, pathetic ‘free download,’ which we retain only out of pity.  PREMIUM DOWNLOAD is going places in life.  PREMIUM DOWNLOAD hails from a noble lineage, stretching back to patriarchs of a less sickly age.  Cast your lot with ‘free download’ and you will waste your years in a purgatory of tickets and CAPTCHAs.  You will curse with your dying breath the pivotal moment when, as a rash young thing, you made the wrong choice.

    Why are you scrolling down?  Here, we’ll make this easier for you.  Here are five gigantic green buttons reading PREMIUM DOWNLOAD.  Do you occasionally feel self-conscious about your performance in bed?  Those who have chosen PREMIUM DOWNLOAD do not.  The price is so, so low.  You will not even notice it.  After all, PREMIUM DOWNLOAD comes with free, cutting-edge financial-decision-anesthesia technology.

    We notice you are continuing to scroll down.  We are becoming very concerned.  Do you need to talk?  We have many therapists on staff, although, naturally, they are perks of our PREMIUM DOWNLOAD service.  We will slow your fall from grace with this CAPTCHA.  It will not work and you will have to re-load it.  Then it will show you a grainy picture of the number ‘6513′ and instruct you to ‘type the three words.’  There are not three words, only one number.  Do you see what things are like in the meaningless, debauched void of ‘free download,’ unbound by denotation or logic?  We beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken!

    We see you are lost.  We weep.  Enjoy your ‘free download,’ and may God have mercy on your soul.”

    A+
  • Odradek said:

    Yes but he is the high priest of think piecers

    odradek is a dour man, his jest is far from infinite
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    finite jest
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think sometimes some of us have difficulty telling when you're talking about insight wank and when you're talking more generally.

    Like i hope Kex will forgive me if i'm speaking out of turn, but i think i can say with confidence that he was not defending insight wank there, merely the claim that Jurassic World was sexist.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have no insights
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I have no insights

    GOOD
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE

    THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO PUT US UNDER MARTIAL LAW ANY DAY NOW

    AND NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE ME BY MAKING ME TAKE THE FALL FOR THAT GUY'S DEATH

    WAKE UP AMERICA, THE END IS NEAR
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Insight, foresight, more sight, the clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight.
  • Odradek said:

    Jurassic Park, for whatever flaws it has, at least doesn't try to apologize for being a big and dumb action blockbuster like Jurassic World does.


    I have become increasingly weary of things that try to have it both ways, and Jurassic World definitely falls into that.

    sure
    ... ?

    I don't want to be like Kex here, but I'm not sure what this means.
    SOMETHIN WRONG WITH BEING LIKE KEX

  • On that note it feels like it's been a while since I've been called that
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i call you Kex all the time.

    Do you dislike that name?  Did you say this already and i forgot?
  • No, I'm fond of nicknames. Otherwise my username would just be "Tucker."

    I guess I have been called that recently it just stuck out this one time in particular.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Sorry about that, Kex (if you're okay with being called that).

    I like you, usually. I was just referring to your defensive tendencies there.

    If it helps, I can relate to those feelings myself.
  • I still like calling you Tru Kex C.

    I should do it more often.
    Tachyon said:

    Insight, foresight, more sight, the clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight.

    Releasing Hypnautical Gases
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