I find it weird that one of my top ten tracks on Bandcamp is "In the Land of the Blind....", a throwaway outro track notable really, only for sampling Korsokovia.
[1:32:00 AM] Blixty Slycat: they turned "Cirno's Perfect Math Class" into a depressing song about a woman who's lost in her childhood and never fulfills her dreams.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A string of PMs has me wanting to go back and finish The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, which I started back in the summer of 2009 but never actually finished.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Hee hee, Kung-Fu Jesus just said "the House of Pain" in the same tone he used in their Sonic Unleashed LP. (They thought that Windmill Isle Day Act 3 was "a level for masochists" and called it the "House of Pain" a couple of times; for reference it is made up almost entirely of rails, some spikes, and rainbow rings suspended over a bottomless pit)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why do I associate the word "masochist" with Naney now?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
THE HISTORY AND SUCH THINGS OF ETAGSNOIL-S'YCAM CORPORATION
A few years back, in the mirror universe, Etagsnoil Entertainment was a successful movie studio. There was just one problem--their CEO felt like he wasted his life. He would lie awake in bed at night, thinking about all he'd done and desperately wishing he had started a department store chain instead.
One night, Etagsnoil's CEO was visited by a fairy named Portland Jones. Portland took him on a wild ride around the country, and he met the CEO of department store conglomerate S'ycam Inc. S'ycam's CEO had just been arrested on charges of insider trading, and spent her nights awake lying in her jail cell, wishing she had started the movie studio she had dreamed of when she was young.
So with Portland's help, the two CEOs used witchcraft to merge themselves into one complete entity. As part of this process, their companies were merged as well, forming the Etagsnoil-S'ycam Corporation. But all did not go according to plan--because they were meddling in magiks they didn't understand, they accidentally opened the Hellmouth, dooming the mirror universe for eternity.
With the last of her magic, Portland transported the merged CEO and their company here to our universe. Unfortunately, while the spell saved the lives of the CEO and their employees, it drained the last of the magical energy that made Portland immortal, and she died there on the spot. In her honor, the city where they had ended up--which happened to be Oregon's most populous city--was renamed in her honor.
Since then, Etagsnoil-S'ycam has grown to become a successful conglomerate in the film, retail and publishing industries. One of their largest successes to date in all three departments was their acquisition of and marketing blitz for Lyle Terry's novel and movie franchise Stuck, which has made over $600 million at the box office and hit #1 on the New York Times bestseller list.
(maybe they bought Simon & Schuster from CBS or something)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I'm gonna go gamble with some rats
Legend of Zelda!
Yay!
is it weird that Tyler the Creator's lyrics don't even offend me anymore? It's just like...what I expect from him now.
This is quite old, and he's actually starting to kind of mellow out, which makes it funnier, really, I guess.
Game Land 6 Act 2...did they take inspiration from Super Mario World's Tubular or something?
A few years back, in the mirror universe, Etagsnoil Entertainment was a successful movie studio. There was just one problem--their CEO felt like he wasted his life. He would lie awake in bed at night, thinking about all he'd done and desperately wishing he had started a department store chain instead.
One night, Etagsnoil's CEO was visited by a fairy named Portland Jones. Portland took him on a wild ride around the country, and he met the CEO of department store conglomerate S'ycam Inc. S'ycam's CEO had just been arrested on charges of insider trading, and spent her nights awake lying in her jail cell, wishing she had started the movie studio she had dreamed of when she was young.
So with Portland's help, the two CEOs used witchcraft to merge themselves into one complete entity. As part of this process, their companies were merged as well, forming the Etagsnoil-S'ycam Corporation. But all did not go according to plan--because they were meddling in magiks they didn't understand, they accidentally opened the Hellmouth, dooming the mirror universe for eternity.
With the last of her magic, Portland transported the merged CEO and their company here to our universe. Unfortunately, while the spell saved the lives of the CEO and their employees, it drained the last of the magical energy that made Portland immortal, and she died there on the spot. In her honor, the city where they had ended up--which happened to be Oregon's most populous city--was renamed in her honor.
meanies