The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-04-05 01:02:29
    The sadness will last forever.
    If you lived with a bitch who screamed at you and occasionally abuses you, you'd want to be deaf.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Invest in earplugs.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I wish but I don't have them.
  • I find it weird that one of my top ten tracks on Bandcamp is "In the Land of the Blind....", a throwaway outro track notable really, only for sampling Korsokovia.
  • edited 2012-04-05 01:03:49
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm sorry.......no...I didn't go...she won't let me go to therapy for some dumb reason because she hates them for god knows what.
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  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Well, not everybody can, Squid. :(
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  • [1:32:00 AM] Blixty Slycat: they turned "Cirno's Perfect Math Class" into a depressing song about a woman who's lost in her childhood and never fulfills her dreams.
    [1:32:06 AM] Blixty Slycat: dammit Touhou fandom. T_T
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Squid's home country is the internet.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Channel it into nonsense posts.

    It's what I do.
  • edited 2012-04-05 01:51:59
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A string of PMs has me wanting to go back and finish The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, which I started back in the summer of 2009 but never actually finished.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    news music package
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    which one
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Why didn't you finish, CA?

    I couldn't because of the one chick, Jolene. Ugh, I can't defeat her.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lost interest, honestly
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-05 02:19:01
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    does Dr. Doom tell people to bite his shiny metal ass?

    also, jolene, jolene, jolene, joleeeeeeeeeeeeennnnne
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Maybe.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, time for me to go to bed (RUNNING LATE AGAIN, IT KEEPS HAPPENING) before I pass out. Good night!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Wow, it's late. I gotta get offa here.

    I'm gonna go gamble with some rats
  • Lemme hold a dollar.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Same, CA. I pretty much used an Action Replay because the controls were intolerable to me. It certainly helped, really.

    Too bad the controls still make it impossible for me to beat Jolene. :|
  • The sadness will last forever.

    Legend of Zelda!

     

    Yay!

  • is it weird that Tyler the Creator's lyrics don't even offend me anymore? It's just like...what I expect from him now.

    This is quite old, and he's actually starting to kind of mellow out, which makes it funnier, really, I guess.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    Sometimes I feel like I'm too annoying for this forum..am I?
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  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Eh, could calm down a bit on the whole "death to all" thing, but that's it.
  • edited 2012-04-05 02:46:39
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  • edited 2012-04-05 03:10:06
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    it's strange, i never want avatars of sonic himself...
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    yay you're tails again
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Blushing Tails.

    ...Why'd you delete it, Squid?

    Also, I suddenly logged out. Weird.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So I'm watching pokecapn's LP of Sonic Colors.

    Game Land 6 Act 2...did they take inspiration from Super Mario World's Tubular or something?
  • edited 2012-04-05 03:45:33
    I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    The biggest form of ripping off is Flattery. :P

    ...Wait.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hee hee, Kung-Fu Jesus just said "the House of Pain" in the same tone he used in their Sonic Unleashed LP. (They thought that Windmill Isle Day Act 3 was "a level for masochists" and called it the "House of Pain" a couple of times; for reference it is made up almost entirely of rails, some spikes, and rainbow rings suspended over a bottomless pit)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why do I associate the word "masochist" with Naney now?
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    ...You're surprised? :P
  • edited 2012-04-05 04:23:00
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    THE HISTORY AND SUCH THINGS OF ETAGSNOIL-S'YCAM CORPORATION

    A few years back, in the mirror universe, Etagsnoil Entertainment was a successful movie studio. There was just one problem--their CEO felt like he wasted his life. He would lie awake in bed at night, thinking about all he'd done and desperately wishing he had started a department store chain instead.

    One night, Etagsnoil's CEO was visited by a fairy named Portland Jones. Portland took him on a wild ride around the country, and he met the CEO of department store conglomerate S'ycam Inc. S'ycam's CEO had just been arrested on charges of insider trading, and spent her nights awake lying in her jail cell, wishing she had started the movie studio she had dreamed of when she was young.

    So with Portland's help, the two CEOs used witchcraft to merge themselves into one complete entity. As part of this process, their companies were merged as well, forming the Etagsnoil-S'ycam Corporation. But all did not go according to plan--because they were meddling in magiks they didn't understand, they accidentally opened the Hellmouth, dooming the mirror universe for eternity.

    With the last of her magic, Portland transported the merged CEO and their company here to our universe. Unfortunately, while the spell saved the lives of the CEO and their employees, it drained the last of the magical energy that made Portland immortal, and she died there on the spot. In her honor, the city where they had ended up--which happened to be Oregon's most populous city--was renamed in her honor.
  • Since then, Etagsnoil-S'ycam has grown to become a successful conglomerate in the film, retail and publishing industries. One of their largest successes to date in all three departments was their acquisition of and marketing blitz for Lyle Terry's novel and movie franchise Stuck, which has made over $600 million at the box office and hit #1 on the New York Times bestseller list.

    (maybe they bought Simon & Schuster from CBS or something)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They should buy Hearst Television so they can get at DAT MUSIC. It's so dignified and Hearst-like.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    you guys aren't even sad about the dead fairy

    meanies
  • poor fairy

    :'(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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