The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 21:56:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  purple neon dream
  
• Misery

  2012-04-04 21:59:03

  The sadness will last forever.

  Lulz
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 22:02:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the hidden hand
  
• Misery

  2012-04-04 22:02:31

  The sadness will last forever.

  Sugar unicorn
• Misery

  2012-04-04 22:02:45

  The sadness will last forever.

  Purple haze
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 22:03:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  'scuse me while i kiss this guy
  
• Misery

  2012-04-04 22:09:13

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 22:15:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I have a unicorn skull
  
  Not real though. Just a replica
  
• Misery

  2012-04-04 22:19:53

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Haven

  2012-04-04 22:20:40

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Imi: but does it ever glow?
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 22:21:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  No, I took the batteries out.
  
• Anonus

  2012-04-04 22:35:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  TitleName, please don't use this forum to blow off steam about people you don't like...unless that's you or something.
  
• TitleName

  2012-04-04 22:37:31 edited 2012-04-04 22:37:44

  Sorry. My annoyance got the best of me. I am not making a good first impression here.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 22:43:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Where did Morbid "A Serbian Film" Forest go?
  
• Anonus

  2012-04-04 22:50:09 edited 2012-04-04 22:50:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^Well, to clarify, if it's somebody on TV Tropes or one of its spinoffs (or, to be safe, just any other forum), don't name them or allude to them more than vaguely.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 23:30:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  so anyway i turned into a martian
  
• Anonus

  2012-04-04 23:43:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  A MARTIAN???
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-04 23:56:32 edited 2012-04-04 23:56:47

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I will not let myself be driven by sheer hatred or necessity.
  
  There is no happiness in such a life.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-05 00:01:18

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  >you tell someone you're Dutch

  >they immediately ask you if you know any good places to score hash brownies

  Would it be in poor taste to just punch them in the face?
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-05 00:03:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I want to write a blog...
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-05 00:05:55

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Write a retrospective of your life up to this point using metaphors relating to things you are interested in.
• Tre

  2012-04-05 00:09:08

  
  

  I was feeling self-conscious again so I Googled myself on Something Awful and IJBM.

  
  

  The consensus seems to be that I'm harmless.

  
  

   
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-05 00:21:12 edited 2012-04-05 00:22:59

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  So, Nonfiction Mixed in Silver is finished. I just need to order the tracks, make a cover, and upload the whole thing to Bandcamp.
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-05 00:24:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  So I read the Wikipedia summary of A Serbian Film
  
  That goes into the "movies I'm never watching" file
  
• Anonus

  2012-04-05 00:34:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i suddenly crave cookies
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-05 00:35:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Tokyo has sunk into the ocean
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-05 00:35:51

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-05 00:38:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Just kidding
  
  Now it's time for the Gainax Bounce!
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-04-05 00:39:14

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Imi: Yeah, it's pretty much "Offended: The Movie".
• Anonus

  2012-04-05 00:40:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  miss april may
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-05 00:42:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Who is Miss April May?
  
• Misery

  2012-04-05 00:43:11

  The sadness will last forever.

  ^ ^ ^
• Anonus

  2012-04-05 00:43:19 edited 2012-04-05 00:43:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^Lady from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. I can't remember if she actually Gainax Bounces but that was my first thought because apparently I'm a creep.
  
• Misery

  2012-04-05 00:44:03 edited 2012-04-05 01:42:49

  The sadness will last forever.

  (That picture was too unpleasant. - Anonus)
  
• Anonus

  2012-04-05 00:45:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  is that supposed to be gross?
  
• Misery

  2012-04-05 00:47:56

  The sadness will last forever.

  No.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-05 00:50:08

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Well it is. That is a severely malnourished horse. That's disgusting, anyone who'd be allowed to own that animal needs to have it taken away because they're clearly not caring for the poor thing.
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-05 00:53:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  What Lazuli said.
  
  Now, to look up pictures of April May
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-05 00:55:35 edited 2012-04-05 00:56:34

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• Unknown

  2012-04-05 00:56:45

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• Misery

  2012-04-05 00:58:00

  The sadness will last forever.

  Mom bitches again tonight.

   

  No surprise.
• Unknown

  2012-04-05 00:58:10

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• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-05 00:58:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  *tries in vain to upload things to bandcamp*

  BE MORE CONVINIENT, DAMN YOU.
• Irene

  2012-04-05 00:58:34

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Like that'd work, Cybernetic Squid. That was my suggestion many a times. If fails, sadly.
• Misery

  2012-04-05 00:58:43

  The sadness will last forever.

  Bitching in the car, bitching in the store, bitching everywhere. It's unbearable.
• Misery

  2012-04-05 00:59:14

  The sadness will last forever.

  It's like that's all she can do.
• Unknown

  2012-04-05 00:59:29 edited 2012-04-05 00:59:36

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• Imipolex G

  2012-04-05 00:59:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  TODAY IS ALL RIGHT FOR TONIGHT
  
  RIDING IN A CORVETTE, FEELING ALL RIGHT
  
• Misery

  2012-04-05 01:00:28

  The sadness will last forever.

  Time to pretend to be deaf. At least that makes everything better.
• Unknown

  2012-04-05 01:01:10

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