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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    remember nothing

    Please come down from your crystal fortress

    Imipolex G
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    no
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    My favorite thing about American politics is that the words "republican" and "democrat" indicate nothing, and do not serve as shorthand for what the parties believe at all
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    no

    Fair enough
  • Odradek said:

    naney said:

    i want to say @odradek at first i doubted you regarding how annoying marxists whining about liberals now but now that tumblr is warming with them i am sorry for my lapse of faith

    Thank YOU
    Man, I could've told you that

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I whine about it more so there
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Y'know, Linkara does a lot of "THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE" in his older videos, and I'm not sure I'm OK with that.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Kexruct said:

    Odradek said:

    naney said:

    i want to say @odradek at first i doubted you regarding how annoying marxists whining about liberals now but now that tumblr is warming with them i am sorry for my lapse of faith

    Thank YOU
    Man, I could've told you that


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Odradek said:

    remember nothing

    Please come down from your crystal fortress

    Imipolex G
    Hey, don't involve me in your celebrity shenanigans.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    crystal logic
  • Odradek said:

    naney said:

    DAE remember how everyone was ultra mad about the music video for monster but all that vanished once tumblr peeps fell in love w/ minaj's verse

    Remember when Nicki Minaj got people to watch a Lyric video through the power of appropriating Nazi imagery?
    Wait what? When did that happen?
  • Also, we got like 6 different fans running in the house and the air conditioning is on and it's still like 80 degrees in my house. I hate summer.
  • Odradek said:

    naney said:

    DAE remember how everyone was ultra mad about the music video for monster but all that vanished once tumblr peeps fell in love w/ minaj's verse

    Remember when Nicki Minaj got people to watch a Lyric video through the power of appropriating Nazi imagery?
    Wait what? When did that happen?
    the video for "Truffle Butter" had Nicki (and maybe some of the other artists?) walking around in Nazi-esque military uniforms.
  • That was "Only", but yeah. (For the record, she did apologize for it afterwards.)
  • Tre said:

    That was "Only", but yeah. (For the record, she did apologize for it afterwards.)

    I see.
  • Ran into the corner of a metal wall at work. Ouch.
  • Going to have a monster bruise tomorrow.
  • Fairly certain bruises aren't supposed to burn...
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Got to Level 60 in Heavensward and finished the main story. The final boss fight is one of my favourite fights in anything ever.

  • Got let out of work early because I twatted my arm.

    Protip: get out of work early by being a clumsy twat.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It is ridiculous to compare math nerds and their friends to nazis!

    Nazis are part of the Carpenter tribe, and math nerds are part of the Walrus tribe.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hey now, you leave Alice Through the Looking Glass out of this!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hey now, you leave Alice Through the Looking Glass out of this!
    "The sun was shining on the sea,
          Shining with all his might:
    He did his very best to make
          The billows smooth and bright —
    And this was odd, because it was
          The middle of the night.

    The moon was shining sulkily,
          Because she thought the sun
    Had got no business to be there
          After the day was done —
    "It's very rude of him," she said,
          "To come and spoil the fun."

    The sea was wet as wet could be,
          The sands were dry as dry.
    You could not see a cloud, because
          No cloud was in the sky:
    No birds were flying overhead —
          There were no birds to fly.

    The Walrus and the Carpenter
          Were walking close at hand;
    They wept like anything to see
          Such quantities of sand:
    If this were only cleared away,'
          They said, it would be grand!'

    If seven maids with seven mops
          Swept it for half a year,
    Do you suppose,' the Walrus said,
          That they could get it clear?'
    I doubt it,' said the Carpenter,
          And shed a bitter tear.

    O Oysters, come and walk with us!'
          The Walrus did beseech.
    A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
          Along the briny beach:
    We cannot do with more than four,
          To give a hand to each.'

    The eldest Oyster looked at him,
          But never a word he said:
    The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
          And shook his heavy head —
    Meaning to say he did not choose
          To leave the oyster-bed.

    But four young Oysters hurried up,
          All eager for the treat:
    Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
          Their shoes were clean and neat —
    And this was odd, because, you know,
          They hadn't any feet.

    Four other Oysters followed them,
          And yet another four;
    And thick and fast they came at last,
          And more, and more, and more —
    All hopping through the frothy waves,
          And scrambling to the shore.

    The Walrus and the Carpenter
          Walked on a mile or so,
    And then they rested on a rock
          Conveniently low:
    And all the little Oysters stood
          And waited in a row.

    The time has come,' the Walrus said,
          To talk of many things:
    Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax —
          Of cabbages — and kings —
    And why the sea is boiling hot —
          And whether pigs have wings.'

    But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,
          Before we have our chat;
    For some of us are out of breath,
          And all of us are fat!'
    No hurry!' said the Carpenter.
          They thanked him much for that.

    A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said,
          Is what we chiefly need:
    Pepper and vinegar besides
          Are very good indeed —
    Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
          We can begin to feed.'

    But not on us!' the Oysters cried,
          Turning a little blue.
    After such kindness, that would be
          A dismal thing to do!'
    The night is fine,' the Walrus said.
          Do you admire the view?

    It was so kind of you to come!
          And you are very nice!'
    The Carpenter said nothing but
          Cut us another slice:
    I wish you were not quite so deaf —
          I've had to ask you twice!'

    It seems a shame,' the Walrus said,
          To play them such a trick,
    After we've brought them out so far,
          And made them trot so quick!'
    The Carpenter said nothing but
          The butter's spread too thick!'

    I weep for you,' the Walrus said:
          I deeply sympathize.'
    With sobs and tears he sorted out
          Those of the largest size,
    Holding his pocket-handkerchief
          Before his streaming eyes.

    O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
          You've had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?'
          But answer came there none —
    And this was scarcely odd, because
          They'd eaten every one."
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The ruddy glow of sunset was already fading into the sombre shadows of night, when two travellers might have been observed swiftly—at a pace of six miles in the hour—descending the rugged side of a mountain; the younger bounding from crag to crag with the agility of a fawn, while his companion, whose aged limbs seemed ill at ease in the heavy chain armour habitually worn by tourists in that district, toiled on painfully at his side.

    As is always the case under such circumstances, the younger knight was the first to break the silence.

    "A goodly pace, I trow!" he exclaimed. "We sped not thus in the ascent!"

    "Goodly, indeed!" the other echoed with a groan. "We clomb it but at three miles in the hour."

    "And on the dead level our pace is——?" the younger suggested; for he was weak in statistics, and left all such details to his aged companion.

    "Four miles in the hour," the other wearily replied. "Not an ounce more," he added, with that love of metaphor so common in old age, "and not a farthing less!"

    "'Twas three hours past high noon when we left our hostelry," the young man said, musingly. "We shall scarce be back by supper-time. Perchance mine host will roundly deny us all food!"

    "He will chide our tardy return," was the grave reply, "and such a rebuke will be meet."

    "A brave conceit!" cried the other, with a merry laugh. "And should we bid him bring us yet another course, I trow his answer will be tart!"

    "We shall but get our deserts," sighed the elder knight, who had never seen a joke in his life, and was somewhat displeased at his companion's untimely levity. "'Twill be nine of the clock," he added in an undertone, "by the time we regain our hostelry. Full many a mile shall we have plodded this day!"

    "How many? How many?" cried the eager youth, ever athirst for knowledge.

    The old man was silent.

    "Tell me," he answered, after a moment's thought, "what time it was when we stood together on yonder peak. Not exact to the minute!" he added hastily, reading a protest in the young man's face. "An' thy guess be within one poor half-hour of the mark, 'tis all I ask of thy mother's son! Then will I tell thee, true to the last inch, how far we shall have trudged betwixt three and nine of the clock."

    A groan was the young man's only reply; while his convulsed features and the deep wrinkles that chased each other across his manly brow, revealed the abyss of arithmetical agony into which one chance question had plunged him.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The ruddy glow of sunset was already fading into the sombre shadows of night, when two travellers might have been observed swiftly—at a pace of six miles in the hour—descending the rugged side of a mountain; the younger bounding from crag to crag with the agility of a fawn, while his companion, whose aged limbs seemed ill at ease in the heavy chain armour habitually worn by tourists in that district, toiled on painfully at his side.

    As is always the case under such circumstances, the younger knight was the first to break the silence.

    "A goodly pace, I trow!" he exclaimed. "We sped not thus in the ascent!"

    "Goodly, indeed!" the other echoed with a groan. "We clomb it but at three miles in the hour."

    "And on the dead level our pace is——?" the younger suggested; for he was weak in statistics, and left all such details to his aged companion.

    "Four miles in the hour," the other wearily replied. "Not an ounce more," he added, with that love of metaphor so common in old age, "and not a farthing less!"

    "'Twas three hours past high noon when we left our hostelry," the young man said, musingly. "We shall scarce be back by supper-time. Perchance mine host will roundly deny us all food!"

    "He will chide our tardy return," was the grave reply, "and such a rebuke will be meet."

    "A brave conceit!" cried the other, with a merry laugh. "And should we bid him bring us yet another course, I trow his answer will be tart!"

    "We shall but get our deserts," sighed the elder knight, who had never seen a joke in his life, and was somewhat displeased at his companion's untimely levity. "'Twill be nine of the clock," he added in an undertone, "by the time we regain our hostelry. Full many a mile shall we have plodded this day!"

    "How many? How many?" cried the eager youth, ever athirst for knowledge.

    The old man was silent.

    "Tell me," he answered, after a moment's thought, "what time it was when we stood together on yonder peak. Not exact to the minute!" he added hastily, reading a protest in the young man's face. "An' thy guess be within one poor half-hour of the mark, 'tis all I ask of thy mother's son! Then will I tell thee, true to the last inch, how far we shall have trudged betwixt three and nine of the clock."

    A groan was the young man's only reply; while his convulsed features and the deep wrinkles that chased each other across his manly brow, revealed the abyss of arithmetical agony into which one chance question had plunged him.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I get a bad feeling that Windows 7 is going to be the new Windows XP...i.e., people clinging to it well after it hits the 10-year mark and better successors are on the market.

    I guess that's part of what Microsoft hopes to avert by making Windows 10 a free upgrade, but even then you'll have the paranoid people who will refuse to touch anything that has cloud storage syncing built in...even if it's all optional and can easily be disabled. :|
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I maintain that one of MS's biggest flubs with the Windows 8 thing was the lack of a Metro version of Microsoft Office.

    Like, if you're trying to convince people that these fullscreen touch-optimized apps are the way of the future, you gotta give people an actual reason to use them. Three years on I've yet to find an app in the Windows Store that I'd actually use on a daily basis.

    They're making a Metro version of Office now but it seems like too little, too late, especially since Windows 10 will let you run Metro apps in a Window and kind of make the distinction between those and "Desktop" apps a litle blurrier.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't understand why wanting to stick with the familiar OS is such a bad thing, or why anyone should care.

    (i haven't opted for the free upgrade yet because idk how long this laptop is even going to last.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cloud storage gives me the creeps
  • edited 2015-06-24 17:19:30
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why's that?

    if it's ok to ask
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There's no cloud, it's someone else's computer
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER

    MY STUFF, ON SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER

    IT'S NOT RIGHT
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sorry.  i didn't realize it was such a sensitive subject.

    i can see why that would be a reason for concern.
  • edited 2015-06-24 17:28:41
    Ich bin ein jelly doughnut

    IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER

    MY STUFF, ON SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER

    IT'S NOT RIGHT

    also anyone on the internet who can figure out your Cloud Account (accloudnt) details can then get your stuff.

    physical storage is so fucking cheap, people. unless you're trying to set up a computer backup that won't be destroyed in the event that your house burns down (which is reasonable)...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRrrrrrGGHGHGGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I keep hoping SlateStarCodex guy will just go away, but it's not happening
  • kill living beings
    feynman was wrong about some things but he has never been more right than when he said a good microscope would obviate most of biology
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    I keep hoping SlateStarCodex guy will just go away, but it's not happening

    does he post in circles you also post in?

    and if so, have you tried just openly and directly confronting him?

    this might be a terrible suggestion, i dunno
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Odradek said:

    I keep hoping SlateStarCodex guy will just go away, but it's not happening

    does he post in circles you also post in?

    and if so, have you tried just openly and directly confronting him?

    this might be a terrible suggestion, i dunno
    To the extent that the people in his circles know me, I am a dark evil figure referred to as the antlion, and they constantly accuse random people of being me.

    I haven't talked to any of them for a year.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ah

    i see the problem
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Back from the BMV

    Cost 80 goddamn dollars to get my car registered :\
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    IMO cloud storage has its uses--it's nice to be able to throw whatever I'm working on up on Dropbox and then continue working on it from whatever PC I happen to be at--but I do make a point to avoid putting anything especially sensitive there
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sounds wise

    commiserations on BMV related experience/expenses
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    ah

    i see the problem

    Also there is not nearly enough shared agreement, a level playing field does not exist, and I don't have enough respect for him to even bother.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm going to watch Linkara's Homestuck video and hope I don't die of secondhand embarrassment for both him and the Homestuck fandom
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