You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
She's one of the few Centralian fairies who doesn't usually go barefoot--rather, she insists on wearing steel-toed boots wherever she goes, just in case.
Her typical outfit consists of a fluorescent yellow-green vest with reflective stripes, pants in the same color, and a hard hat with "S.F." printed on the front. Sometimes when she's on an "enforcement" spree she'll add a rotating blue police light on top of the hard hat.
She has patches on the side of her vest warning of the clearance required to stay out of the reach of her wings. Wings which, by the way, have reflective red and white tape around the edges so they can be seen at night.
She's one of the few Centralian fairies who doesn't usually go barefoot--rather, she insists on wearing steel-toed boots wherever she goes, just in case.
Her typical outfit consists of a fluorescent yellow-green vest with reflective stripes, pants in the same color, and a hard hat with "S.F." printed on the front. Sometimes when she's on an "enforcement" spree she'll add a rotating blue police light on top of the hard hat.
She has patches on the side of her vest warning of the clearance required to stay out of the reach of her wings. Wings which, by the way, have reflective red and white tape around the edges so they can be seen at night.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
She's one of the few Centralian fairies who doesn't usually go barefoot--rather, she insists on wearing steel-toed boots wherever she goes, just in case.
Her typical outfit consists of a fluorescent yellow-green vest with reflective stripes, pants in the same color, and a hard hat with "S.F." printed on the front. Sometimes when she's on an "enforcement" spree she'll add a rotating blue police light on top of the hard hat.
She has patches on the side of her vest warning of the clearance required to stay out of the reach of her wings. Wings which, by the way, have reflective red and white tape around the edges so they can be seen at night.
Centie, tell us about the Payne family
Guardsman Payne is my buddy! I've known him since we were little kids.* He says he always knew he'd grow up to be a royal guard, because it runs in his family, like his daddy Ralph and his grandma Carrie before him. ^_^
Also his cousin (I think) is a police constable for the Royal Highway Patrol? I think I annoyed her that one time when I took her cruiser for a joyride. We seem to be on pretty good terms, though.
* This screws with the whole "Princess Alice is really 300 years old" thing but Centralia never made sense before so why start now?
Linkara was tolerable, at least, in the early days, but then his on-screen persona got more shrill and more full of himself (not trying to out-Doug Doug, are we?), and it got old quick.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Linkara was tolerable, at least, in the early days, but then his on-screen persona got more shrill and more full of himself (not trying to out-Doug Doug, are we?), and it got old quick.
The big difference between Doug and Louis, to me, is, well...
Sometimes Linkara complains about his viewers on the air, with his excuse being that it's "in character". Doug never does that. The Nostalgia Critic is an asshole, but Doug himself is a nice guy and makes it clear that he appreciates his fans.
Linkara seems a bit more stressed out, usually, and he does tend to take that out on his fans. Remember seeing him flip his lid during the Power Ranger reviews
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I need to go to the BMV and get plates for my car...but I don't wanna :\
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My 30-day "you don't have plates for this car yet" tag doesn't expire until the 15th of July so theoretically I could get away with putting it off until next week but I feel like I probably shouldn't
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The bit in Holy Terror makes me sad sometimes. Not just because it's surprisingly well written, but also because it's the one gem in the sea of yelling and shouting.
Right at the end, he goes "now I'm sure you've all gotten bored of my pontificating" and I'm just like "dude, please, I'm able to respect you as someone who talks about comics now! this is the worst time to stop!"
i want to say @odradek at first i doubted you regarding how annoying marxists whining about liberals now but now that tumblr is warming with them i am sorry for my lapse of faith
i want to say @odradek at first i doubted you regarding how annoying marxists whining about liberals now but now that tumblr is warming with them i am sorry for my lapse of faith
The bit in Holy Terror makes me sad sometimes. Not just because it's surprisingly well written, but also because it's the one gem in the sea of yelling and shouting.
Right at the end, he goes "now I'm sure you've all gotten bored of my pontificating" and I'm just like "dude, please, I'm able to respect you as someone who talks about comics now! this is the worst time to stop!"
It's the Runaway of Linkara's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
The bit in Holy Terror makes me sad sometimes. Not just because it's surprisingly well written, but also because it's the one gem in the sea of yelling and shouting.
Right at the end, he goes "now I'm sure you've all gotten bored of my pontificating" and I'm just like "dude, please, I'm able to respect you as someone who talks about comics now! this is the worst time to stop!"
It's the Runaway of Linkara's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
im sorry to complain about a genericized masses of tumblr people twice in the span of like 10 minutes but tbf those are both very annoying groups
My favorite thing in the world is American conservatives accusing twitter marxists of being liberal, and twitter marxists being perplexed at why people would accuse them of being a liberal.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I feel like I would really like it.
Also his cousin (I think) is a police constable for the Royal Highway Patrol? I think I annoyed her that one time when I took her cruiser for a joyride. We seem to be on pretty good terms, though.
* This screws with the whole "Princess Alice is really 300 years old" thing but Centralia never made sense before so why start now?
Sometimes Linkara complains about his viewers on the air, with his excuse being that it's "in character". Doug never does that. The Nostalgia Critic is an asshole, but Doug himself is a nice guy and makes it clear that he appreciates his fans.
Maybe I'm reading too much into it? I dunno.
nothing major
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's not that bad but it would mean having to get my butt out of bed before noon and that makes me whiny
I liked his Star Trek music
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead