The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    if you forget or get lost you can always regroup on the moon
  • if i say meow enough times i will become a real kitty
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    nighty night Jane

    I slept a weird sorta schedule myself too. Since I napped so much yesterday I wasn't really tired overnight and so I just spent a lot of time sorta lying around trying to get comfortable.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fuzzy dice
  • i think that referring to an island as 'floating' in an ocean is just a figure of speech, ive heard it before
  • ive made a sausage and lentil stew it gonna be ready soooooon
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    probably but "floating island" always makes me think of doctor doolittle
  • it makes me think of the floating island in sonic
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    angel island, yeah!

    i didn't play those games until some time after they came out though, whereas i watched the old doctor doolittle movie a whole bunch of times when i was little
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i feel this was one of the better things to come out of Sonic's appearance in Smash


  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I am digging for weird memories in the Motherheap


    I am neckdeep in them, but I also found this

    If you added up all numbers together, the sum would be zero; because every number has its negative counterpart. The sum of all things is zero, and that's why we define numbers by how far away they are from zero and in what direction. If you multiplied all numbers except zero together, the answer would be either one or negative one, because every number X has a number 1/X. The multiplicand of all things sans zero is one/negative one, which is why we measure the distance from zero in terms of the unit one.

    Zero is the hub in the center of the wheel, the positive, negative, positive imaginary, negative imaginary, and all other progressions are spokes of the wheel, and numbers are points on those spokes. Infinity is the circle on the outside of the wheel. The positive progression (all the positive numbers) is less than infinity because it is a radius of the numeric circle, and a radius cannot be larger than the circumference. The combination of the positive and negative progressions is a diameter of the numeric circle, and thus less than the circle's circumference, infinity.

    Unlike an actual wheel, the spokes/progressions never reach the edge/infinity. You cannot reach infinity and you cannot get any closer to it. It is like the horizon, no matter how far you walk, you never get to it, but it's undeniably real. Thus, you cannot use infinity in normal mathematical equations, as that would be like asking how far away the horizon is from your house. You can't get any closer to the horizon, you can only get further away from your house.
    Hey, that's me!  I remember being so proud of that.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    hypothetical faster-than-light noises
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Laputa
  • I'm watching Yona of the Dawn
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Fat Princess and the Birb Goddess
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Just beat Gone Home and I'm kinda reeling holy shit
  • kill living beings
    infinity being a circle is an insightful route to more advanced geometry that il I've yet to really grasp
  • Someone help me deal please
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    Someone help me deal please

    *hoses down Kex to dampen his feels*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lol you got sad about a game
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    *Smacks Imi with a rolled up newspaper for being an insensitive baka*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Rarity is not my pony

    She's just a mare who claims that I am the one

    But the colt is not my son
  • i remember doign just about everything in pokemon fire red and then going back to the home town and talking to the mom character and suddenly feeling an intense sadness at the way the town was stuck in this kind of innocence, the kind of innocence and naivete that comes at beginnings, especially the beginnings of long journeys; and the way in which i had gone everywhere, done everything,exhausted the game, and yet here everything was as though i was still just at the very start of the game; as though i was an old man going back to his hometown for the first time in decades to find nobody had aged, nothing has changed, and everybody still treatinghim as though he was a child. an overwhelming bittersweetness

    anyway i havent played pokemon since then
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I don't know either way, not being a grindcore screamo indie baroque math rock mix tape fan
  • Sometimes I resent the fact that media is capable of wrecking me so thoroughly

    Sometimes
  • Fighting fighters!
  • naney said:

    image

    ~ inspiring ~
  • naney said:

    I'm watching Yona of the Dawn

    This is a Top Quality Anime btw

  • IT KEEPS HAPPENING

    I have made happenings happen. Like 8 times. (ok it was more like 4 8ut that's half of 8?)

    8ut yes

    mwahahahahahahahaha

    things will

    HAPEN

    ::::)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's weird that DC's biggest superhero, Batman, is bug themed, and Marvel's biggest superhero, Spider-Man is bug themed.
  • Odradek said:

    It's weird that DC's biggest superhero, Batman, is bug themed, and Marvel's biggest superhero, Spider-Man is bug themed.

    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    Odradek said:

    It's weird that DC's biggest superhero, Batman, is bug themed, and Marvel's biggest superhero, Spider-Man is bug themed.

    image
    Who's drawing this comparison, you chowderheads or me?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aw man, that was an outstanding recovery, Odra.

    (Unless you planned it all along, in which case it worked).
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, kudos to Naney for a high-quality image.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kudos for everybody!

    You all get prrrrrrrrrrrrromotions!
  • edited 2015-06-22 21:52:36
    My dreams exceed my real life
    http://imgur.com/gallery/DnYirab

    This puffin seems like an asshole
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the puffin is practically always an asshole
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Damn him
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There is only one Advice Animal worth a damn
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...that just makes me wonder how they propose we get someone's "consent" to be born
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    You're a retard if you think lions are no thread to antelopes. Antelopism does not mean that you don't care about the species anymore. It means making sure the highest animal on earth, Aepyceros melampus, continues to exist. Even the great Tapir authors only exist because they read Antelope literature. It's that good. I'm biased towards Antelopes, just like the greatest aphorist of the 20th century: Antwerth Antelope. The latter is also one of the greatest minds to ever have lived. All hail Aepyceros melampus.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    ...that just makes me wonder how they propose we get someone's "consent" to be born

    It involves using Willie Wonka's Great Glass Elevator to go to Minusland
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    !
  • Odradek said:

    There is only one Advice Animal worth a damn

    31c00ef4afe10d49fdc3efcd1c400d33.jpg

  • edited 2015-06-22 22:51:36
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (On the shoulder of a busy freeway, we see a minivan stopped with its blinkers on. Floating nearby is the Safety Fairy, with a blue police light mounted on her usual hardhat. PC Payne steps out of her patrol car.)

    PC JENNY PAYNE: Look, Safety Fairy, I know you mean well, but we've been through this before...you're not a police officer and you can't pull people over on Centralia's highways.

    SAFETY FAIRY: But you don't understand, Constable! He was driving in that semi's blind spot! He could have gotten his entire family killed!

    PAYNE: Ok, yeah, maybe he shouldn't have been driving like that, but the point still stands...

    MINIVAN DRIVER: Can we go now?

    PAYNE: Yes.

    SAFETY FAIRY: No, wait! I haven't inspected your vehicle lighting yet!

    PAYNE: (to minivan driver) I'll distract her, you just get going.
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