The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SNAP BACK TO REALITY

    OH! THERE GOES GRAVITY
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    My new HDD has the E: label and it feels really weird, cause I'm so used to that being optical drives.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh.

    I manually swapped the letters on this computer because it came with the SD card reader as D: and the optical drive as E: but everyone knows that if you have only one optical drive that it's just meant to be D:
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In fact a lot of CD-ROM software/games in the '90s came with instructions to type "D:\SETUP" to run the installer, as if it were a given that the CD would always be on D:
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    3½" Floppy (A:)

    Local Disk (C:)

    CD-ROM (D:)
  • edited 2015-06-13 19:09:31
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Nearly every computer I've used has been dual partitioned (including this one, which I mostly partitioned because it didn't feel right otherwise), shunting opticals to E:, hence the weirdness.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Nearly every computer I've used has been dual partitioned, shunting opticals to E:, hence the weirdness.

    Ah, that'll do it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh crap the Safety Fairy found out about my secret government warehouse

    Now she's insisting on carrying out mandatory safety inspections DAILY :|
  • Change the regulations so that all government facilities must be lined with cold iron.

    Then laugh at her from the top of your castle
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    now that's just cruel
  • cruel and ironic
  • all safety inspectors must wear protective armor containing at least 30% cold iron
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    cold irony, my one weakness
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haven said:

    cruel and ironic

    Now she's telling me to make sure I bring an umbrella on my wedding day
  • Guhhh I hope my mom isn't back until, like, 7 at least

    I couldn't sleep last night and she'll flip the fuck out if she comes home and I'm sleeping before 7-8ish
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    naney said:

    all safety inspectors must wear protective armor containing at least 30% cold iron

    downright vindictive

    expect a new, hastily drafted Health and Safety Regulation abolishing this
  • edited 2015-06-13 19:22:06
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image

    One of these things is not like the others~
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    cold ions, my particular weakness
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    naney said:

    all safety inspectors must wear protective armor containing at least 30% cold iron

    downright vindictive

    expect a new, hastily drafted Health and Safety Regulation abolishing this
    Incidentally, don't try printing out the entire Health and Saftey Regulations manual

    I clicked "Print" on Tuesday and it's still spitting out pages

    I'm almost out of refilled toner cartridges :\
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Alicorn LaserPro 4200 Series printer (3,675 pages in queue)
  • UUUUAWWH

    Gotta hold on for another few hours

    hoo boy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    WARNING: THIS MANUAL SHOULD NOT BE PRINTED, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DUE TO RISK OF PAPER CUTS. KEVLAR GLOVES SHOULD BE WORN AT ALL TIME WHEN HANDLING SHEETS OF PAPER.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    She seems to have a particular thing about paper cuts.
  • Tachyon said:

    It's weird because he's a pretty obscure character, and you need to answer the question, "what was David's main combat morph?"

    The correct answer is "lion", but the only answer the game will accept is "cobra"

    You can get the answer in the game by talking to River, but she then tells you "you could have googled it".  However, googling it would get you the "wrong" answer.


    I never liked the Deboss joke because I didn't like my own devotion to the series to be intermixed with his.

    David did own a Cobra, which was named Spawn, I believe. It was one of those 'this guy's going to turn out evil' notices that they put in the first few chapters
  • Panurge said:I don't like to accuse people of writing things while high.
    But I think the creators of Rick and Morty were stoned while they did the episode where Rick and Morty watch TV from other dimensions



    I don't give a
    fuck.
  • I have been trying to make money off of this stupid Vindale website for the past two days at the insistence of my mother and I have yet to make any money at all because I don't qualify for any of these fucking surveys.
  • edited 2015-06-13 21:49:13
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    It's weird because he's a pretty obscure character, and you need to answer the question, "what was David's main combat morph?"

    The correct answer is "lion", but the only answer the game will accept is "cobra"

    You can get the answer in the game by talking to River, but she then tells you "you could have googled it".  However, googling it would get you the "wrong" answer.


    I never liked the Deboss joke because I didn't like my own devotion to the series to be intermixed with his.

    David did own a Cobra, which was named Spawn, I believe. It was one of those 'this guy's going to turn out evil' notices that they put in the first few chapters
    You didn't act like you were an objective authority on literary merit, though, or claim that the classics deserve to be reviled and that all culture besides popular culture needs to die, or argue that literature should be removed from the curriculum and replaced by a course in formal logic, or profess a "fiery hatred" of the works of Shakespeare . . .

    David indeed owned a Cobra named Spawn (and a cat named Megadeath, iirc).  i think he had a cobra morph but it wasn't his main combat morph?
  • Animorph books were banned at my school for some reason.

    Catholic middle schools are weird.
  • kill living beings


    hm
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    i cannot pretend to take this seriously jesus fucking christ
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i actually forgot just how extreme Deboss was.

    he wanted to make teaching Shakespeare a capital offence, and to cut state funding for field trips to the theatre in the hope of killing off plays (not just Shakespeare, the entire art form) altogether.

    his suggestions for a new (non-state funded and elective) literature curriculum included Timothy Zahn and David Eddings.

    i suppose this is how Panurge feels when encountering people like Gabriel Duquette.
  • Deboss was a fucking idiot and is not worthy of anyone's mental space.
  • I can't believe I'm applying to fucking SYKES.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ i know, sorry

    i'm not even poking fun, ijbm is all
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    guess what i just failed
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    fuck them
  • oh hey I just shared my phone number online

    oh well.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    maybe black it out?
  • kill living beings
    tornadoes are scary
  • Anonus said:

    naney said:

    animorphs must be responsible for so many transformation fetishes

    Acceptable casualties.
    y'all be talking about that fetish like it's bad
    >_>

    Well, simple point, it's not mine.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    i actually forgot just how extreme Deboss was.

    he wanted to make teaching Shakespeare a capital offence, and to cut state funding for field trips to the theatre in the hope of killing off plays (not just Shakespeare, the entire art form) altogether.

    his suggestions for a new (non-state funded and elective) literature curriculum included Timothy Zahn and David Eddings.

    i suppose this is how Panurge feels when encountering people like Gabriel Duquette.

    He quit tumblr and twitter and the internet's hack idiot quotient dropped by five percent.
  • edited 2015-06-13 22:21:02
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Duquette?

    i did not know that

    but then i guess why would i
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There will always be idiots who think they've developed a heighened consciousness from reading blogposts.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    This was the first copy of The Hobbit I saw.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I own that one.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Goblinum
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Spinelli from Recess meets SJWs
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct was right.
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