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  • Lurlene McDaniel (born 1944 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) is an American author who has written more than 70 young adult books. She is well known for writing about young adults struggling with mortality and chronic illness, a career that began as a therapeutic way to deal with the trauma when her son, then 3, was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes. Her characters have grappled with cancer, diabetes, organ failure, and the deaths of loved ones through disease or suicide. She is a graduate of the University of South Florida - Tampa and currently resides in Tennessee.[1]
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sounds cheerful
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Panurge said:

    The most fun way to piss off gaming grognards is to express a strong preference for Fallout 3 over New Vegas

    Everyone I've talked to, at least within my circle of friends, prefers Fallout 3 to New Vegas.
    which one is buggier
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i've heard they're both legendarily buggy
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Fallout 3. Obsidian may not be the best at bugtesting, but Bethesda are worse. There's a reason people joke that it's not a Bethesda game until you fall through the floor.
  • NV usually gets my vote because of my deep, enduring hatred of 3's abandoned subways. 

    There are other reasons but, seriously, frigging subways.
  • Panurge said:

    The most fun way to piss off gaming grognards is to express a strong preference for Fallout 3 over New Vegas

    i go to basket ball game to eat the basket
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It is weird to me that people hate Fallout 3 so much, because they all seem to have played massive amounts of it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If I accidentally hear Todd's opinion on Jurassic World before I see it, it will be the worst experience of my life.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I miss when summer blockbuster movies were made without the intention to make them into five movie sagas.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    That won't happen again anytime soon, because of fucking sheep like this http://brokenspinecomics.tumblr.com/post/118465282878/the-trouble-with-movie-critics-reviewing-the-mcu
  • the cascade

    40 missing workmen

    a comission ws formed

    battered and drowned
  • things i know about jurrasic world: they CGI-d an extra fin onto an axolotl for no discernable reason
  • never had gyros

    would like to try gyros at some point

    says "yee-ros"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    things i know about jurrasic world: they CGI-d an extra fin onto an axolotl for no discernable reason

    It also has the audacity to be non Marvel/Disney Content Creator Conglomerated and thus, hateful to all faithful Content Consumers of Marvel/Disney's Brand
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Not that it matters, they will all buy a fucking ticket anyway
  • that is how you pronounce it unless you are by dork boyfriend who insists on pronouncing everything exactly right and you pronounce it like ghye-ross
  • Panurge said:

    Not that it matters, they will all buy a fucking ticket anyway

    confound those sheeple
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    that is how you pronounce it unless you are by dork boyfriend who insists on pronouncing everything exactly right and you pronounce it like ghye-ross

    *generates a wagonload of phlegm in my throught, uses it*-ros

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    Panurge said:

    Not that it matters, they will all buy a fucking ticket anyway

    confound those sheeple
    Yes
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Panurge said:

    Greetings, I'm the Nostalgic Angry Spoon Snob Guy In The Shadows Nerd and I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdball that is Transformers 11: Still Transformin'


    Now I know what you're thinking: Didn't I not review Transformers 10? Well the answer is, although I went to see it on opening day, T10 was just a recap of Transformers 5-9. I couldn't believe how many fratbro dudebro idiots went to see the movie, given how bad it was. Now let me pull up my 50$ commemorative Transformers 11 action figure to show you just how shitty even the toys for this thing are...

  • Someday we will destroy them, these subhuman lunatics who care for the cinematic stylings of marvel. The only thing that lovers of real cinema enjoy more than eating watching real films is thinking about a medium-sized squid dragging these film-disdaining beasts down to the bottom of the ocean. With their final breaths, just before the seawater fills their lungs, they will utter the awful words “I liked The Avengers a lot.” Then, at last, they will be silent, and their bodies will rot on the ocean floor like the putrid offal they have always been. May this glorious dream someday come to pass, and thereby make the world a happier place for film lovers everywhere. Amen.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    Someday we will destroy them, these subhuman lunatics who care for the cinematic stylings of marvel. The only thing that lovers of real cinema enjoy more than eating watching real films is thinking about a medium-sized squid dragging these film-disdaining beasts down to the bottom of the ocean. With their final breaths, just before the seawater fills their lungs, they will utter the awful words “I liked The Avengers a lot.” Then, at last, they will be silent, and their bodies will rot on the ocean floor like the putrid offal they have always been. May this glorious dream someday come to pass, and thereby make the world a happier place for film lovers everywhere. Amen.

    Yes, good
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    At least they tend to like Marvel movies.

    They don't have that excuse with Transformers movies.

    The internet has given birth to a generation that can't interface with the world without throwing money in its face.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...um, lots of generations have been that way already
  • edited 2015-06-12 21:11:37
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    DRAGONS AND PRINCESSES ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT

    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
  • Panurge said:

    Panurge said:

    Greetings, I'm the Nostalgic Angry Spoon Snob Guy In The Shadows Nerd and I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdball that is Transformers 11: Still Transformin'


    Now I know what you're thinking: Didn't I not review Transformers 10? Well the answer is, although I went to see it on opening day, T10 was just a recap of Transformers 5-9. I couldn't believe how many fratbro dudebro idiots went to see the movie, given how bad it was. Now let me pull up my 50$ commemorative Transformers 11 action figure to show you just how shitty even the toys for this thing are...

    Dude, I think your parody got away from you at the end there
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    ...um, lots of generations have been that way already




    Destroy capitalism
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    panurge hates the MCU.

    Panurge is my friend.

    Thus, I hate the MCU.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus is unhappy.

    I must administer emergency cuteness!


  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Panurge said:

    That won't happen again anytime soon, because of fucking sheep like this http://brokenspinecomics.tumblr.com/post/118465282878/the-trouble-with-movie-critics-reviewing-the-mcu

    now, see, I did like The Avengers, but this guy sounds like he's writing for TV Tropes :P
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ate at the new Wendy's

    it met my expectations
  • Quitting my job wasn't a mistake but staying unemployed for a month is, if only because my mom is back to being abusive finally. Sigh.
  • I've been unemployed for a year, man.

    Welcome to whatever the equally bad opposite of the rat race is.
  • edited 2015-06-12 23:58:04
    My dreams exceed my real life
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    looks like something Chriddof would come up with
  • The people of the reason need a season for bees....son.
  • edited 2015-06-13 01:20:23
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Well, Panurge is my friend too and I want superhero movies to REIGN FOREVER

    You can disagree with your friends. I do so often.

    Also I like New Vegas better because you play a gunslinger.
  • MDMA is rly good guys
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    In an alternate universe I'm complaining about how we don't need a third Shazam movie.
  • sunn wolf said:

    MDMA is rly good guys

    how could you break edge man????
  • i don't wanna drugspost but its good. yeah. i feel very good. really good.


  • bringing this back
  • that was the first party where both a dude and a lady tried it on w me at the same party
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sunn wooooooooo)))))))))))))lf
  • imiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • you crazy plastic. the boob loving cow lord.
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