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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    One night a man had a dream. 

    He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the World Dog.

    Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.

    For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: 

    one belonging to him, and the other to the World Dog.

    When the last scene of his life flashed before him,

    he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

    He noticed that many times along the path of his life

    there was only one set of footprints.

    He also noticed that it happened at the

    very lowest and saddest times in his life.

    This really bothered him and he questioned the World Dog about it.

    "World Dog, You said that once I decided to follow You,

    You'd walk with me all the way.

    But I have noticed that during the most troublesome

    times in my life, there is only one set of footprints.

    I don't understand why when I needed You most

    You would leave me."

    The World Dog replied, "My son, My precious child,

    I love you and would never leave you.

    During your times of trial and suffering,

    when you see only one set of footprints,

    it was then that I carried you."

    And the man said 

    "Well I suppose I should have known that, 

    because I don't have four paws"

    And the World Dog said

    "It's cool."
  • someone's gonna mock me for saying this, but whatever

    i'm slightly annoyed at all the fanservicey portrayals of nanoha, because they make her out to be a object of desire, rather than a role model to emulate

    i really admire her can-do attitude and hard-working personality and i wish i could be more like that
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Panurge said:

    All hail the world dog.

    All hail the wood keep.
    Do not profane against the World Dog.

    He so loves the earth that he bares it upon his body as he walks across the universe.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.

    She's a 10 year old.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh, ew.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, that could be a problem, admittedly.

    I meant that regarding characters in general, though
  • can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.

    She's a 10 year old.
    not in strikers she isn't
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Panurge said:

    Tachyon said:

    Panurge said:

    All hail the world dog.

    All hail the wood keep.
    Do not profane against the World Dog.

    He so loves the earth that he bares it upon his body as he walks across the universe.
    He gives us all his love.

    He's smiling up on us from down below and giving us all his love.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well ok

    but all hail the wood keep
  • Panurge said:

    My little brothers both have bigger projects on Minecraft than I would ever have the patience to build.

    my younger brother built an airplane.

    to scale.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    well ok

    but all hail the wood keep
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.

    i don't generally see anyone saying you can't be, that i can recall

    it's kind of hard to look up to a flat character who exists mainly as fanservice of course

    but that aside i mean
  • kill living beings
    good is bad
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Fossilmaiden said: Imipolex G-cup said:can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.


    She's a 10 year old.

    an
    awesome 10 year old
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Panurge said:

    My little brothers both have bigger projects on Minecraft than I would ever have the patience to build.

    my younger brother built an airplane.

    to scale.
    Little kid patience.

    It's the only way anyone beat Zelda 2.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.

    i don't generally see anyone saying you can't be, that i can recall

    it's kind of hard to look up to a flat character who exists mainly as fanservice of course

    but that aside i mean
    eh, I've seen the idea pop up now and then, usually about female characters. Just a minor pet peeve of mine.

    also all hail duckrabbit
  • edited 2015-06-10 01:05:22

    can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.

    She's a 10 year old.
    an awesome 10 year old
    indeed, and that was when she was only 10
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    can't you be an object of desire AND a role model to emulate? in all seriousness, that slightly annoys me.

    i don't generally see anyone saying you can't be, that i can recall

    it's kind of hard to look up to a flat character who exists mainly as fanservice of course

    but that aside i mean
    eh, I've seen the idea pop up now and then, usually about female characters. Just a minor pet peeve of mine.
    Fair enough.

    also all hail duckrabbit


    This i can get behind.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The World Dog does not care if we care about him. Such is the nature of the World Dog.

    But he loves us anyway.
  • kill living beings
    do not fuck ten year olds
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    do not fuck ten year olds

    you are wise
  • "At least the Valley Girls of the 1980s and ’90s, who turned every statement into a question, and the vocal-fried pop tarts of the early 2000s, who growled almost inaudibly, had the decency to finish their sentences."
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  • http://12quarters.net/09.html

    nanoha is quite a bit older than 10, y'know
  • edited 2015-06-10 01:18:51

    nanoha is 11

    all other numbers are arbitrary
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    naney said:

    nanoha is 11


    all other numbers are arbitrary
    1, 3, 7, 5!

    1, 3, 7, 5!

    Fisheye! Fisheye!
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    dat bandcamp URL
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    is there a particular reason why they should?

    Tara Strong doesn't seem to have difficulty finding work . . .

    Characters that endure are supposed to be voiced by the same people until they are no longer able to do the voice or die.

    Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck et al. were Mel Blanc until he died. Yogi Bear, Elroy Jetson et al. were Daws Butler until he died. Scooby-Doo, Boo Boo, Muttley, Astro et al. were Don Messick until he died. June Foray is still Rocky.
    Do you consider this a hard-and-fast rule?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It is one of those unwritten rules and CN broke it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *recasts ALL the voice actors*
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It does feel kind of weird writing Cirque du Yogi and having to recast all of Daws Butler and Don Messick's roles...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz, the silent alligator.
  • Panurge said:

    image

    Huh. Is Gangsta getting an anime?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    there's a manga or w/e called gangsta? lol
  • naney said:

    snapchat seems to be the app of younger siblings everywhere

    as the youngest in the family i have never had to deal with snapchat/Minecraft obsession
  • i got a haircut yesterday, it was a good haircut.
  • walking out of the shop with a new good haircut is one of the pleasures of life
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Panurge said:

    image

    Huh. Is Gangsta getting an anime?
    Yes
  • At work, during lunch, I am showing some tricks to some Y3's. Two kids come up to me, and one of them points to her friend and said "He's said that you've got a big bum."
  • its so damn sunny outside today
  • My Sims 3 expansion packs arrived today, after Amazon said that they would give me a refund.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does Outlook.com not have a phishing filter? I'd think it'd be able to detect one this obvious.

    image
  • I emailed a professor about a course I was interested in and she emails me back to inform me that I had already taken that course

    oops >_>
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Better to know ahead of time than to sign up for a course you've already taken, I suppose.
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