The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    Yes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Someday, before I die, I want to play through A Link to the Past again.

    Someday.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    I never played A Link to the Past before because I don't have a SNES.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I used to have one. It's in my sister's possession now.

    I suppose I could use an emulator.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I use a Virtual Console in my Wii to play old Nintendo games.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • The sadness will last forever.

    BALLIN

     

    CHAD WARDENN

  • cup cakes

    k cups
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    k cups = larger than necessary
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Right, then. Now that I've settled back in, it's time for bed. Good night.
  • Yeah, but the machines are nice.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes I wonder what size boobs will look good on me

    I'm sure this surprises none of you

    Also good night Gator
  • The sadness will last forever.

    And how fucking anyone out there make fun of Pinkie Pie after all she's been through! She loves her friends, she went through a mental breakdown. All you people care is about hating and laughing at her! SHE'S A PONY! What you don't realize is that she's making ponies happy and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her! She hasn't sang in a while. Her song called is "Smile, smile smile" for a reason because all you want is smile, smile, smile, smile! LEAVE HER ALONE! You're lucky she even sang for you bastards! LEAVE PINKIE PIE ALONE! Please!

  • The sadness will last forever.

    Derp, I tried doing a Leave Britney Alone parody. It was originally going to be Derpy instead Pinkie Pie but I barely know anything about Derpy so there.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Gah, why did my company outsource to HP. The simple act of getting a server reset has taken about three hours at this point.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I miss Ask Pinkamina.
  • Me too.


    I kept following Crookedtrees' stuff, but then it turned out...


    yeah....
  • >you are writing a work of interactive fiction

    >you would like your character to read a bit from Night on the Galactic Railroad, as it's the sort of thing she'd do.

    >you have no copy of the book available in english. Neither online nor physically.

    fuuuuuuu

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I want to read this book
  • There are a lot of books I want to read but can't find.

    Night on the Galactic Railroad, Under the Volcano, Foucault's Pendulum, Illuminatus!....

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, what I often do is order books from online.

    Which is what I just did.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    MY NAME IS SLIM SHADY
  • No moniez. :(

    also Night on.... goes for a lot of money for a physical copy. Especially a physical English copy. Which is weird, because it's been public domain for awhile.

  • The sadness will last forever.

    STUPID HOE

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If it's public domain, why hasn't someone made a copy available online yet?
  • edited 2012-04-03 22:38:24

    ^ ^ ^ Do you like Wick-It the Instigator?
  • CA: There are copies online.

    In Japanese.

    I looked for an English one and couldn't find it.

    also:

    I sigh.
    It will nag at me if I don't. I really, really shouldn't, but....I have to. For some reason, I have to. I must go outside. So that is what I do. Without even bothering to change out of my pajamas. I grab my wallet, slip into a pair of sandals, and exit my apartment complex in near-silence.

    The streets are dark, but the moon gives off enough light to make them more of an inky blue than a pitch black

    I am not sure where to link the action to yet. I know I want to make several possible options for the player including a cafe' and a record store. 

    I guess I could just have her walk down the street.

  • you a you a stupid hoe
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i'm not even supposed to be here today
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I NEED TO HEAR STUPID HOE AGAIN
  • Current possible endings for this piece of IF.

    • Referential
    • Boring/Bad End
    • Mindscrewwy/AllJustADream
    • Romantic
    • Erotic

    Yay....?

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I vote mind screw or erotic.
  • No, like

    there are multiple endings, and those are the ones I have implemented thusfar.

  • The sadness will last forever.

    SMIMA

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Update: didn't work.

    We are now on hour four of the escapade

    It is mostly me waiting for e-mails. -_- 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, I want to get either the mind screw or erotic ending.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    Vietnam war.

     

    I don't know much about it other then my parents escaped Laos because of it or something.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also this tech guy put my name incorrectly as "Justin" even though my name is right there on the e-mail.

    This does not bode well...
  • Currently the only mindscrewwy ending has an opt-out option that lets you basically pick the other option for the prior scene after you've already picked the option leading to the mindscrew ending.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Had an uncle that was in Vietnam, met his future wife there

    The whole thing was a debacle, I think
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Why do I want to see a YouTube video of Twilight Sparkle singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?

    (I'm sure Haven will make a pun of this later)
  • Because Central Avenue

    you want to Pony everything.


  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Some people just want to watch the world pony.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    Bunny Link > Wolf Link

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Would being a horse be fun?

    (This is probably the dumbest thing I've posted in a week)
  • edited 2012-04-03 23:50:46
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...a week? what dumb thing did you post before then?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i chose a random amount of time

    because a week felt about right

    now let's go to Hardee's
  • The ending of the English dub version, where the last lines are Chihiro's cutely matter-of-fact "I think I can handle it." as regards the prospect of transferring to a new school. Even if her parents remembered and learned nothing from the ordeal, she did. This is a girl who just faced down practically the entire spirit world by power of will and virtuous behavior... real life is so going to get its ass kicked, and you know it.

    I think this perfectly sums up how Spirited Away makes me feel about things.

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