The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    One thing I've learned from podcasts is that most stand-up comedians are not actually funnier than the average person at off-the-cuff riffing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Original product:

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    The version selling for $12 at Roses:

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    I mean, it is a pretty generic design, but having looked at both in person it's pretty obvious to me that the $12 version has reused parts of the mold from the Sony radio's casing. There's even weird blank spots where they deleted switches and such.

    I'll bet the internals of the knockoff are totally different and are just cheap shit, though.

    (Didn't stop me from buyin one, naturally.)
  • Panurge said:

    What about "aten't "

    8n't

    which is how Vriska writes "ain't" anyway

    or at least did the one time she wrote it

    which was actually mind controlling Tavros to write it in her 8lood 8ut eh, semantics
  • I started using "y'all" not because of the American South but because it's a nice 2nd-person plural pronoun.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yinz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Diary of Junie B. Jones

    based on characters created by Barbara Park

    developed for television by Central Avenue and Jumpingzombie
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Boney said:

    I live in the south and can say that the south deserves all the mockery it gets


    But it has wetlands, and turtles; and waterfalls.

    THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWWWW

    You know that there's more to an entire region than that.  You might as well define England with one sentence, too. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Would you like a spot of tea?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yeah, that's not a fair comparison.  England's a tiny half-island barely 50,000 square miles. 
  • I hope by "England", you mean the country of England and not the whole region of the UK.
  • edited 2015-05-22 20:03:38
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, I mean the Country of England.  It's half of the big island of the UK, the other half of the island being Wales and Scotland.

    The other part of the UK is north Ireland.  But even still, the whole UK put together is less than a hundred thousand square miles. A nation needs at least 506,000 square miles for me to not laugh at it's puny dinimutive pea-sized smallness.


  • kill living beings
    I hope they mean Cambodia, because that makes no sense and I'd be curious why they would mean that
  • @Aliroz: I know. I live in England. I know how the UK works.
  • edited 2015-05-22 20:22:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Nevermind.

    Anyways,

    image

    Mars is so pretty!  Such huge canyon! 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I live near Mars.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Original product:


    image

    The version selling for $12 at Roses:

    image

    I mean, it is a pretty generic design, but having looked at both in person it's pretty obvious to me that the $12 version has reused parts of the mold from the Sony radio's casing. There's even weird blank spots where they deleted switches and such.

    I'll bet the internals of the knockoff are totally different and are just cheap shit, though.

    (Didn't stop me from buyin one, naturally.)
    Most of the super-cheap AM/FM radios I've been seeing recently have been using Toshiba or Sony analog signal processors, which are actually quite good.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's encouraging!

    I'm tempted to crack this one open and have a look for myself, but I'm hesitant to do something like that on a brand-new radio before I actually use it for its intended purpose.
  • edited 2015-05-22 20:52:43
    + 1000000000000 as long as it is very, very beautiful if you catch my drift :D

    why does the internet so often hyperbole, exaggeration, and overreaction rather than understatement, politeness, and subtlety?

    the sole exception at least to subtlety is sexuality, where the whole point seems to be "let's see how many innuendos we can cram into this space and snicker about"...and then it ceases to be subtle anyway
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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    7E7566
    4F4B40
    B29060
    DFB77A
    816E4E
    70644A
    947D54
    9B8259
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    interesting color scheme.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imi who is your favorite Crystal Gem

    And don't say Amethyst just because she has the biggest boobs
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have no idea...I guess I'll say Amethyst
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    interesting color scheme.

    Brown, grey, and beige.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Warning: stupid content ID-foiling effects
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    she seems cool
  • Imi who is your favorite Crystal Gem


    And don't say Amethyst just because she has the biggest boobs
    image


    she has the biggest boobs
    image

    ????
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    purple, though.

    Purple wins.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Garnet doesn't count, because I said so.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Wait a minute, why did it take so long for the character voiced by Estelle to get her own song anyways?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    AE7446
    6A6B3F
    98673E
    835533
    8C5C38

    And hat is fifteen shades of brown and grey.
  • ...Wait a minute, why did it take so long for the character voiced by Estelle to get her own song anyways?

    because Kanye West wasn't available.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    EE5C38 is the most beautiful color.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    ...Wait a minute, why did it take so long for the character voiced by Estelle to get her own song anyways?

    because Kanye West wasn't available.
    what role would Kanye even play on this show

    he's too male to be a gem
  • ...Wait a minute, why did it take so long for the character voiced by Estelle to get her own song anyways?

    because Kanye West wasn't available.
    what role would Kanye even play on this show

    he's too male to be a gem
    himself
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    males can be gems, you sexist nitwit.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I live near Mars.

    My father lived in Mars and drove to Moon to work for 15 years.
  • edited 2015-05-22 21:25:15
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It goes well with EE1438 and EE1493, as well as 8C5C38.


    If I wrote in color text, I would write in the color 38EEE5.

    Okay, that's enough playing with the color sites for today...
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)


    045C38 is a neat shade of green.  It seems that _ _ C 3 E 8 is a good family of colors.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    males can be gems, you sexist nitwit.

    Steven's the only male gem and that's because he's half-human!

    ...actually, I guess you could argue that the non-Steven gems don't actually have genders, so.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Panurge said:

    I live near Mars.

    My father lived in Mars and drove to Moon to work for 15 years.
    lolz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    They use the 'she' pronoun. That's some justification on top of appearance.

    I guess my question is: would an alien race that's all one gender even have a concept of gender, as such?
  • there is apparently some Ghanaian football team called "Black Satellites"

    my old band page has been getting a lot of likes from ghana recently
  • kill living beings
    steven universe wiki has separate 'gender' and 'pronouns' bits, and has them all as genderless she/her
  • i was at the goodwill where everything is in bins and you pay by the pound

    picked up a liner jacket and some doc martens, along with some biker jeans that i'll probably sell at buffalo exchange at a profit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    naney said:

    i was at the goodwill where everything is in bins and you pay by the pound

    picked up a liner jacket and some doc martens, along with some biker jeans that i'll probably sell at buffalo exchange at a profit

    I've seen those on Lazy Game Reviews, but never in real life.

    He always gave the impression that it was mostly worthless junk that couldn't sell in the proper Goodwill stores, so if yours is anything like the ones he goes to, I'm impressed that you found neat stuff.
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