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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bein' a cow
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    And then he ran into my knife.

    He ran into my knife ten times.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    stop hitting yourself
  • You pop that gum ONE MORE TIME...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    shoulder buttons
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't believe nobody renewed the concept of lesbianism this year

    It expired two days ago :(
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I can't believe nobody renewed the concept of lesbianism this year


    It expired two days ago :(
    Ha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Now I have the legal ownership of Lesbianism itself!  You should have read the patent code more carefully, Sappho!  No public domain for you.

    Now, every lesbian will have to pay me TEN CENTS a day for copyright infringement of existing.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fortunately, the concept of Buxom is Better has been renewed for the next 2,900 years
  • have the kittens 8een renewed?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    I can't believe nobody renewed the concept of lesbianism this year


    It expired two days ago :(
    Ha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Now I have the legal ownership of Lesbianism itself!  You should have read the patent code more carefully, Sappho!  No public domain for you.

    Now, every lesbian will have to pay me TEN CENTS a day for copyright infringement of existing.
    Lesbians' response:

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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Not those Lesbians, Centie.

    The Lesbians of Lesbos. 

    Lesbianism as in being on who lives on Lesbos.  I own the right to live on Lesbos.

    The expiration date on the Lesbianism you're thinking of is tomorrow, and I'm planning to snatch up the legal rights to THAT as well, and there's oh dang I said that out loud didn't I.
  • edited 2015-05-21 01:49:38
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    CURSE YOU INTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Sometimes I think of all the great works we've lost and feel sad.

    As a philosopher person, I would want to bring back the complete works of figures like Parmenides and Heraclitus. But I will never read them, barring some huge archaeological discovery.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The patent on lesbianism was held by Time Warner, and thus passed to ABC Inc (now ABC Warner) upon the merger. I will be prudent in renewing it
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Panurge said:

    Sometimes I think of all the great works we've lost and feel sad.


    As a philosopher person, I would want to bring back the complete works of figures like Parmenides and Heraclitus. But I will never read them, barring some huge archaeological discovery.
    You never now what we might find.

    Sometimes, the ancients, instead of burning books, would simply wash off the ink and use the paper.  Special photography can reveal the original.  This is called a palimpset.

    We discovered Two whole books of Archimedes in one old 13th-century prayer book (archimedes used scrolls, but whoever scrupulously copied his scrolls into a book did a dang good job of it).

    Stomachion and The Method of Mechanical Theorems.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Panurge said:

    Sometimes I think of all the great works we've lost and feel sad.


    As a philosopher person, I would want to bring back the complete works of figures like Parmenides and Heraclitus. But I will never read them, barring some huge archaeological discovery.
    You never now what we might find.

    Sometimes, the ancients, instead of burning books, would simply wash off the ink and use the paper.  Special photography can reveal the original.  This is called a palimpset.

    We discovered Two whole books of Archimedes in one old 13th-century prayer book (archimedes used scrolls, but whoever scrupulously copied his scrolls into a book did a dang good job of it).

    Stomachion and The Method of Mechanical Theorems.
    Hey Aliroz.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    The patent on lesbianism was held by Time Warner, and thus passed to ABC Inc (now ABC Warner) upon the merger. I will be prudent in renewing it

    I guess it makes sense that Time Warner would own it, since they have Bubbline
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Panurge said:

    Aliroz said:

    Panurge said:

    Sometimes I think of all the great works we've lost and feel sad.


    As a philosopher person, I would want to bring back the complete works of figures like Parmenides and Heraclitus. But I will never read them, barring some huge archaeological discovery.
    You never now what we might find.

    Sometimes, the ancients, instead of burning books, would simply wash off the ink and use the paper.  Special photography can reveal the original.  This is called a palimpset.

    We discovered Two whole books of Archimedes in one old 13th-century prayer book (archimedes used scrolls, but whoever scrupulously copied his scrolls into a book did a dang good job of it).

    Stomachion and The Method of Mechanical Theorems.
    Hey Aliroz.
    Brililant!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Panurge said:

    Aliroz said:

    Panurge said:

    Sometimes I think of all the great works we've lost and feel sad.


    As a philosopher person, I would want to bring back the complete works of figures like Parmenides and Heraclitus. But I will never read them, barring some huge archaeological discovery.
    You never now what we might find.

    Sometimes, the ancients, instead of burning books, would simply wash off the ink and use the paper.  Special photography can reveal the original.  This is called a palimpset.

    We discovered Two whole books of Archimedes in one old 13th-century prayer book (archimedes used scrolls, but whoever scrupulously copied his scrolls into a book did a dang good job of it).

    Stomachion and The Method of Mechanical Theorems.
    Hey Aliroz.
    Brililant!
    Did you finish it?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Halfway through... It's, so far, the greatest thing ever.
  • Kexruct said:

    I'M A TERRIBLE DRIVER

    Do you at least turn signal when you change lanes? 'Cause that puts you ahead of a lot of people.
    I wobbled a bunch, drove in the center occasionally, and no, I don't think I used a signal. I felt like I ran a few miles because I tensed up my legs so much. Also fuck stick shift/hills

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I will cop to never learning to drive a stick shift
  • My father knew how to drive stick shift and would only buy stick shift cars. He was also a small time racecar driver.

    Riding with him was an experience.
  • I will cop to never learning to drive a stick shift

    Stick shift didn't make me drive over a median. That was all me.

  • im p sure everyone in my family drives stick shift cars
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I can't drive a stick
  • edited 2015-05-21 03:27:35
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I tried to open a Street View link in Firefox on the Pentium, just to see what would happen, and Google promptly told me to go fuck myself with a cactus. Assholes.

    You'd think they'd be adventurous enough to at least try, but nope, in Google-land evertone has computers made in the last 5 years :P
  • fasolate
    click click
    solatido
    click click
    solatido
    solatido
    fasolate
    click click
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    The patent on lesbianism was held by Time Warner, and thus passed to ABC Inc (now ABC Warner) upon the merger. I will be prudent in renewing it

    I guess it makes sense that Time Warner would own it, since they have Bubbline
    also Garnet
  • Aliroz said:

    Panurge said:

    Sometimes I think of all the great works we've lost and feel sad.


    As a philosopher person, I would want to bring back the complete works of figures like Parmenides and Heraclitus. But I will never read them, barring some huge archaeological discovery.
    You never now what we might find.

    Sometimes, the ancients, instead of burning books, would simply wash off the ink and use the paper.  Special photography can reveal the original.  This is called a palimpset.

    We discovered Two whole books of Archimedes in one old 13th-century prayer book (archimedes used scrolls, but whoever scrupulously copied his scrolls into a book did a dang good job of it).

    Stomachion and The Method of Mechanical Theorems.
    Panurge said:
    These are both things I didn't know before and they are very cool.
  • this new kiwi shoe cream is really nice
  • naney said:

    makeover

    nice
    thank you!

    No one else ever seems to refer to changing your avatar and signature as a makeover but I think it basically is one, you know?

    an internet makeover
  • i wanna get more cohesive avie + sig combos

    i should put more effort into coming up with them
  • naney said:

    i wanna get more cohesive avie + sig combos


    i should put more effort into coming up with them
    tbh I just go with whatever feels right

    sometimes it's related to the media depicted in my avatar

    sometimes it's "wouldn't it be funny if the person who does DJ Mustard's beat tag said "reimu on the beat, ho"? "

    but yea mastering your online aesthetic is a fun time
  • kill living beings
    i lucked in on the perfect combo and i'm sticking with it,
  • it's also how I make great tweets such as this one.
  • i lucked in on the perfect combo and i'm sticking with it,

    Play Katawa Shoujo, scum
  • I still need to go back and finish that vn

    I only did the one route and I got so emotionally invested in it that I didn't want to do another right away because if I'm not dating Emi in the new iteration, then who's helping her through her years of coagulated emotional horsemalarkey

    Dating VNs may not be up to my speed
  • kill living beings
    i did!

    rin is mai waifu

    image
  • kill living beings
    i had an animation of that but i don't know where it went
  • Rin in a bin is possibly my favorite meme of all time.

    It is the dumbest fucking thing and it never fails to make me laugh.
  • kill living beings
    image
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