The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-17 00:38:58

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  See, like that baby armadillo?

  
  

  I'd pet it

  
  

  I'm not sure when i'd stop petting it
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 01:37:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-05-17 01:38:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It might be kinda cool to live somewhere where armadillos live

  
  

  In the midwest we have to settle for squirrels
• Princess Alice

  2015-05-17 01:39:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I like that someone thought "what if we fed them with a syringe, but like, instead of a needle we put a nipple on it?"
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-17 01:55:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Panurge said:

  

  what game?
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 01:56:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Panurge said:

  what game?
  

  Die Spalte
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-17 02:11:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  nothing like a little German to make things sound more evil
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-17 02:14:28

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I am watching the livestream of this Jay-Z concert and it's fuckin' awesome.

  
  

  Freeway (PA's finest!) and Jay Electronica have also shown up.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-17 02:16:06 edited 2015-05-17 02:16:18

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  The drummer they're having do the beat for "Exhibit C" looks like he's going to explode lmao
• Aliroz

  2015-05-17 02:39:59

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Naney and Imi's vatars are leaning on one another's shoulders.
  
• Aliroz

  2015-05-17 02:41:51 edited 2015-05-17 02:43:07

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
• Aliroz

  2015-05-17 02:42:02

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-05-17 04:19:31

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  ohmygosh, that's adorable. Rollin' around with its toy.
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-17 04:19:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  armored armadillo
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-05-17 08:10:47

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  omg

  
  

  
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-05-17 08:41:28

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  and holy hell, noisepuppet looks kind of like Prof. Poliakoff from Periodic Videos

  
  

  
  

  
  
• sunn wolf

  2015-05-17 12:44:16

  i am listening to the album Commissions II by oneohtrix point never and if miko is reading this she should check it out because there are 2 tracks on it inspired by danmaku, its pretty cool
  
• Obā-san

  2015-05-17 14:09:13

  
  

  all day yesterday i had this weird feeling kinda like there's something stuck in the back of my throat and i went to sleep and it's still there
  
  wake up, it's still there
  
  probably fatal death cancer rip in peaces me
• Princess Alice

  2015-05-17 14:11:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It's gonna be an especially slow day today, it feels.
  
  Our yard driver left after two hours because they ran out of work for him to do; that's what kinda day we're looking at.
  
• Obā-san

  2015-05-17 14:18:20

  
  

  my number one least favorite thing: whenever i have some minor health problem i become irrationally convinced that im gonna die
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-05-17 15:22:55

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I'm kind of like that too but I stopped giving a shit if thing x or y is going to kill me because I'm honestly more afraid of being alone and trapped than I am of being dead.

  sunn wolf said:

  i am listening to the album Commissions II by oneohtrix point never and if miko is reading this she should check it out because there are 2 tracks on it inspired by danmaku, its pretty cool
  

  Danmaku is awesome. :D
• sunn wolf

  2015-05-17 15:26:57

  naney said:

  all day yesterday i had this weird feeling kinda like there's something stuck in the back of my throat and i went to sleep and it's still there
  
  wake up, it's still there
  
  probably fatal death cancer rip in peaces me

  i think i get that sometimes, so its either nothing or i have had the fatal death cancer for a long ass time
  
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 15:31:36

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Contrary to Cracked, I thought Chinese Democracy was an alright album.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-17 15:32:40

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Panurge said:

  Contrary to Cracked, I thought Chinese Democracy was an alright album.

  you might be the only one
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 15:34:53

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Panurge said:

  Contrary to Cracked, I thought Chinese Democracy was an alright album.

  
  
  you might be the only one

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Democracy#Critical_reception You'd think
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-17 15:37:34

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  ok but have you considered that nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah
• sunn wolf

  2015-05-17 15:51:08

  also it appears i have not got the job ._.
  
• Obā-san

  2015-05-17 18:23:03

  
  

  sunn wolf said:

  also it appears i have not got the job ._.
  

  aww
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 18:23:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Sometimes I ponder checking on the Escapist, but then I remember that everyone important but Yahtzee left, and I don't hate myself that much.
• Obā-san

  2015-05-17 18:26:00

  
  

  i am having a strange moral quandary
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 18:34:49

  My dreams exceed my real life

  naney said:

  i am having a strange moral quandary

  You should keep that violinist alive. I have no problem saying that and also maintaining that abortion should remain legal.
• Obā-san

  2015-05-17 18:36:59

  
  

  yes abortion should always be legal but that's not what im thinking about right now
• Obā-san

  2015-05-17 18:37:37

  
  

  Planet Jane said:

  ok but have you considered that nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah

  i dig this
• Calica

  2015-05-17 18:43:22

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Panurge said:

  naney said:

  i am having a strange moral quandary

  You should keep that violinist alive. I have no problem saying that and also maintaining that abortion should remain legal.

  have you considered that HITLER was almost aborted?
• Princess Alice

  2015-05-17 19:08:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ROAD CLOSED
  by order of THE SAFETY FAIRY
  
• Hexartes

  2015-05-17 19:56:04

  I know Bob's a polarizing figure but this is a good ass episode
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nUj8vKex39I&feature=youtu.be
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 19:59:58

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I will watch this once I get back from the conveniance store, if I get burned again it's your fault Kex.
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 20:18:42

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I have a bad feeling this is gonna hurt
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 20:21:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Okay, 2:50 I am not in pain
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 20:22:45

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Nooooo don't reference that video again
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 20:23:34

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Mild pain
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 20:24:43

  My dreams exceed my real life

  In which Bob doesn't understand how capitalism works in general.
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 20:27:31

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Strawman Bob.

  
  

  Strawman
• Odradek

  2015-05-17 20:28:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Final Verdict: Mildly painful but not heinous. Kexruct does not have much to apologize for and it's not like Bob's core arguments are horrible.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-05-17 20:33:11

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Down with capitalism.
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-17 20:35:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  up with sockitalism
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-05-17 20:38:56

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  :)
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-17 20:46:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  SMILE
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-05-17 20:52:37

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  :D
• Boney

  2015-05-17 20:59:19

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Actually socks are awful. Just went out to the yard to burn mine because I was sick of them