The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

16086096116136147762

Comments

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *shrug* I do most of my music-listening on the computer these days.

    And when I find myself in a situation where I would like to listen to the iPod, I never have it with me...
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    I gotta use YouTube now.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    inspector spacetime
  • The sadness will last forever.

    *shrug* I do most of my music-listening on the computer these days.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    LUCKER THE NECROPHAGOUS
  • I literally facepalmed when I saw the inbox thing.

    It's not even the 1st anymore.
  • edited 2012-04-02 03:30:04
    I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    My Reputation as a manchild: upheld.

    Victory is mine!

  • edited 2012-04-02 03:31:01
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ^^yes it is
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    *dancing ensues*

    I know what this calls for!

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    jalapeno ice cream?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    -rips the next poster's eyes out then sticks a power drill in both eyes-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why am I still thinking about Ask Genderqueer Pinkie Pie? It's not even a good idea!
  • The sadness will last forever.

    -bursts out laughing and sets the forum on fire-

  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  • edited 2012-04-02 03:45:46
    The sadness will last forever.

    I can't deny being a creepy cunt.

     

    Heh...hahahahahahaha!

     

    -cuts the next poster in half-

  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    Did that woman's underwear just laugh?
  • The sadness will last forever.

    -tortures TMA slowly-

  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    Ah... AH~~!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *kills the next poster softly with my song*
  • *PONIES CA's life with his words*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You can tell I'm a child of the '90s because when I think of that song, the version I hear in my head is the Fugees cover.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My first thought was "Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma." "Killing me softly with his joookes!" from the SGC2C episode "Late Show".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...oh god, the episode-naming effect--it's spread from HTF to SGC2C!
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-02 04:22:48
    image
    ^x3 Same here even though I barely even remember the 1990s.

    It's probably because I'm black.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^It has, huh?

    ...I hope you enjoy it; I'm particularly fond of that one!
  • In related news, Lauryn Hill needs to get off her butt and make new music.
  • I don't think I even knew there was another version.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's probably because I'm black.
    But Roberta Flack is black, too!

    ...Wait, that's the joke, isn't it? /Slow Avenue
  • The user and all related content has been deleted.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Anonus              6504
    Central Avenue      6492
    Imipolex G          5586
    cybernetic squid    5023
    Justice42           4513
    Viani               3390
    Morbid_Forest       3183
    Vriska              2953
    Naney               2938
    Super Lazuli        2709
    Haven               2331
    Idler               2222
    The Wind Fish       1802
    Claus               1639
    ProfessorGator      1377
    PlutoniumFist       1372
    Tre                 1171
    Gelzo               1170
    futureSpacey?       1150
    lee4hmz             1128
    Fouria G             996
    Cynicalclock         957
    Juan                 760
    Deathonabun          682
    Crmirnauc            645
    Irene                558
    Yarrun               476
    TheMightyAnonym      419
    King_Friday          308
    Kexruct              207
    Mr_W                 189
    DickGrabrod          172
    KJI                  162
    Fossilmaiden         133
    kingCrackers          57
    AlirozTheConfused     26
    TheRavenClaw          13

    I'm 400 posts behind Idler who doesn't even post anymore?
  • edited 2012-04-02 07:46:00
    8luh 8luh.
    I  actually squeed a 8it when I realized that, at least at the time, I was the num8er 8 poster.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Idler is on maternity leave. I got him pregnant.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -steals everything from the heaper's hangout safe- hehehe
  • The user and all related content has been deleted.
  • I am still amused at 8eing poster #8.

    8ecause 8 is gr8.
  • Ateecause b is grub?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -calls the cops on squid- >:D
  • What do gru8s have to do with this? ::::o

    Even if they are cute and make me squee like pink monkey 8a8ies and tiny meow8easts.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Idler is on maternity leave. I got him pregnant.

    oO

    How?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's the Heap. Gender means nothing
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    another miracle of modern science!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    It's the Heap. Gender means nothing

    Gender might not mean anything but Idler is the wrong sex.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That don't mean a thing either
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    TUMMY RUB TIME
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    izz a kitty
  • TUMMY RUBS? 0w0
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Let's all chase that kitty across an old-timey construction site.
  • The user and all related content has been deleted.
  • edited 2012-04-02 13:20:23
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "jalapeno ice cream?"

    I see you your Jalapeno ice cream and raise you wasabi ice cream:

    image

    2. Wasabi Ginger 
    Cold Stone Creamery celebrated "National Ice Cream Month" in 2005 by releasing wasabi ginger ice cream.

    Wasabi is such an incredibly powerful flavor that it's primarily only used to balance raw fish; including it in a confection is like icing a cupcake with a thermonuclear resin. 

    Note: "National Ice Cream Month" is terrifyingly real -- terrifying because it was announced in 1984 by Ronald Reagan, who (despite this clear evidence of mental breakdown and reversion to childhood) was allowed to keep his hand on the big, red "End of the World"-button for another five years. 
Sign In or Register to comment.