The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-01 20:31:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  ...
  
  I must not let TMA beat me,
  
  As stupid and unreasonable as that decision may be.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 20:31:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anonus, CA and I were the first three members here. We also sit atop the leader board, in that order.
  
  Occasionally things make sense
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:32:33 edited 2012-04-01 20:32:42

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  ^^Is that a challenge?
  
  I LIEEEEK CHALLENGES.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-01 20:32:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Hey, Imi, I'm writing a poem about Psychedelic Squid
  
  I've only gotten the fourth stanza so far.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 20:33:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  An ode to Psychedelic Squid? This oughta be great!
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:33:27 edited 2012-04-01 20:33:49

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• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:34:24

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  "Stanza" is my word of the day.
  
  I told you, because you care.
  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-01 20:34:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Not an ode. A narrative poem, tracing his descent into tentacled drug addiction.
  
  And it's starting with the fourth stanza because, really, is anything involving Psychedelic Squid supposed to be linear?
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:34:55 edited 2012-04-01 20:35:19

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• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:36:10

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  But if you start with the fourth stanza, then won't it really be the first stanza, just in media res?
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:37:32 edited 2012-04-01 20:40:13

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• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 20:37:39 edited 2012-04-01 20:38:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ^^Naw, it's like that one Isaac Asimov book that starts with chapter 6.
  
  ^Then who am I?
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:37:47

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• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:39:31

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• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 20:39:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Metal Sonic...hated that thing
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-01 20:40:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  @ TMA: No, of course not. It'll be numbered 4, therefore it will be 4. It's all in the identity postulate, man.
  
  @ Imi: You are Imipolex G, six-stringed guitarist of Pennsylvania. Again, identity postulate.
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:41:40

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• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 20:41:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -counts strings-
  
  Yep, right on
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:42:44

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  ^^^Well that's, like, your opinion, man.
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:42:57

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• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 20:43:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  teehee, that tickles
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:44:17

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• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:44:43

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  *Plays a guitar solo*
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:47:04

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• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:51:39

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  *sues Squid for blowing out the speakers*
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-01 20:52:01

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• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:53:12

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  >:[
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-01 20:54:59

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -replaces the speakers with Spinal Tap ones--
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-01 20:56:49 edited 2012-04-01 20:57:21

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  UP TO ELEVEN
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 21:05:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You need Sunn bass amplifiers
  
  That's what all the cool kids use
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-01 21:17:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -gets Sunny Werewolf bass amplifiers-
  
• Misery

  2012-04-01 21:19:35

  The sadness will last forever.

  RUSSIA
• Misery

  2012-04-01 21:20:51

  The sadness will last forever.

  SLAVS
  
  GERMANICS
  
  ROMANTICS
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-01 21:22:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm reading all of my posts in Dashie's voice now
  
• Misery

  2012-04-01 21:24:18

  The sadness will last forever.

  I'm reading all of my posts in Fluttershy's voice now.
  
  
  
  
  
• Misery

  2012-04-01 21:25:27

  The sadness will last forever.

  POLAND
  
  SLOVAKIA
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-01 21:27:44

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I'm reading all my posts in my post voice now.
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 21:33:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't read posts in voices. I'm surprised anyone does.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 21:42:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  PAT SAJAK
  
• Anonus

  2012-04-01 21:45:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ALEX TREBEK
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 21:48:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  VANNA WHITE
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 21:50:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  http://www.metal-archives.com/
• Obā-san

  2012-04-01 21:54:03

  
  

  Best April Fools.
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 21:55:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Jeez, I hope so...
  
• Obā-san

  2012-04-01 22:03:54

  
  

  It is, I checked on the forum, which is still up.
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 22:16:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Well good.
  
  April Fools Day can be rather inconvenient...
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-01 22:24:26 edited 2012-04-01 22:26:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You would not believe your eyes
  If ten million Pinkie Pies
  Broke the fourth wall as I fell asleep~
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 22:53:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  mukyu~
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-01 22:54:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  allright I
  
  yeah
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-01 23:00:43 edited 2012-04-01 23:02:29

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  dudes

  I am watching Outlaw Star

  and I just realized

  Melfina's voice actress is also Lain's voice actress from SEL.

  wowzers