The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:29:33

Probably the same for Firefly, though I haven't seen that.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:30:18

Firefly is a pretty ok anime in my book

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:30:54

real talk i have decided that i dont honestly give a fuck about the fandoms of things anymore

i am no longer about that life

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:31:11

Planet Jane said:
no one's ever made "Waka Flocka for Osaka" and that still baffles me

do it jane

it is your destiny

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:31:15

Sure.

Not Twin Peaks level, admittedly.

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:31:43

Also Summer Glau is a perfectly attractive woman, but TvTropes had this weird super-boner for her for a while that always kind of weirded me out.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:32:57

it has Joss Whedon's women issues, but it also has his Snappy Joss Dialogue and a fun universe and stuff

Serenity is bullshit tho

and honestly as women issues go Joss isn't that that bad imo

Anonus · 2015-04-23 02:33:14

Yarrun XIX said:

Planet Jane said:
I cried at the end of Wreck-It Ralph.

Sue me, it was a good movie.
Man, crying at the end of any decent Pixar film is acceptable.

I cried at the beginning of a movie made by nerds on the internet for other nerds on the internet.

that one was produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios though

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:33:29

Better than Frank Miller, certainly.

Anonus · 2015-04-23 02:33:30

also I almost cried when Lucky said goodbye to Rebecca the first time I watched "De Vil-Age Elder"

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:34:39

I remember Joss Whedon being the nerd by-word for "someone who kills a character you like" back in the TvTropes days.

Now it's George RR Martin, I suppose.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:34:53

Panurge said:
Also Summer Glau is a perfectly attractive woman, but TvTropes had this weird super-boner for her for a while that always kind of weirded me out.

that always weirded me out because mostly they knew her as River and River was a mentally broken child ffs

also Kaylee was like the most adorable TV character ever basically so they totally missed out

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-04-23 02:36:02

Panurge said:
TTGL is a good anime, but I cannot recommend it to anyone because its Fandom cannot be allowed to win.

Those people are assholes.

Aliroz · 2015-04-23 02:36:43

I have only ever cried at two movies: Contact and The Man From Snowy River.

To this day, I skip the opening of the latter, and have only seen the former once (and even then, I only saw the first half).

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:38:01

naney said:

Panurge said:
a mentally broken child ffs

Sounds like a troper's ideal woman amiright-some guy on SA, circa whenever that TvTropes thread was relevant.

Aliroz · 2015-04-23 02:38:28

You mean, circa never.

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:39:33

Well, to TvTropes users I mean.

That thread was like Glee, in that it was relevant for two years then kept going forever, unbeknownst to everyone.

Aliroz · 2015-04-23 02:40:05

They called me "the ultimate sperg" in those threads.

In one of the side-threads that was later deleted, they called me "an emotionless machine".

It hurt far more than it had any right to.

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:40:54

Yeah they were dumbasses who mainly squandered opportunities to be funny.

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:41:07

And Mr. Pumroy was not a noticeably good poster.

Imipolex G · 2015-04-23 02:41:22

those are idiotic things to call anyone.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:41:39

idk how anyone could characterize you as emotionless

like, you feel so strongly about so many things

idgi

Anonus · 2015-04-23 02:41:50

naney said:

Panurge said:
Also Summer Glau is a perfectly attractive woman, but TvTropes had this weird super-boner for her for a while that always kind of weirded me out.
that always weirded me out because mostly they knew her as River and River was a mentally broken child ffs

also Kaylee was like the most adorable TV character ever basically so they totally missed out

is Kaylee more adorable than Augie Doggie or Cadpig though

Yarrun XIX · 2015-04-23 02:41:53

Panurge said:
Better than Frank Miller, certainly.

Linkara's surging hatred against Frank Miller is one of the best things about him.

Well, best things about Lovhaug. The man has good opinions about things sometimes, even if he wrote his character into a shrill parroter of gags that stopped being funny ages ago.

Yarrun XIX · 2015-04-23 02:42:33

Aliroz said:
They called me "the ultimate sperg" in those threads.

In one of the side-threads that was later deleted, they called me "an emotionless machine".

It hurt far more than it had any right to.

Emotionless machine is arguably the worst description i've ever heard of you

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:43:17

Lottery of Babylon was posting on the TvTropes thread until the day it got locked, a few months ago.

I don't know how he never got over it.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:44:06

I remember a lot of people in the SA thread really liked me

which is weird considering that i probably posted some of the more objectionable things in the Fetishes thread and I kinda assume that they watched that thread like circling vultures

one person did call me a talentless hack because i used two words that meant the same thing in a sentence for emphasis which was ????

like yeah that'd be bad form in some sort of formal context but when you're like quasi-shitposting?

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:45:30

It seemed relatively arbitrary who they did and did not like.

I mean, they barely cared about Tongpu but hated AHR's guts.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:45:55

Anonus said:

naney said:

Panurge said:
Also Summer Glau is a perfectly attractive woman, but TvTropes had this weird super-boner for her for a while that always kind of weirded me out.
that always weirded me out because mostly they knew her as River and River was a mentally broken child ffs

also Kaylee was like the most adorable TV character ever basically so they totally missed out
is Kaylee more adorable than Augie Doggie or Cadpig though

absolutely.

Let me put it this way: if i could just like have a sort of casual hanging out sorta date with any fictional character i would prolly choose her.

she's just so warm and genuine and sweet and darn cute to boot

Anonus · 2015-04-23 02:46:25

AHR had a rape fetish and showered every-other-day (which to them was "never")

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:47:34

Well yes, but Tongpu also had a rape fetish, and liked serial killers, and was a racist.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-04-23 02:48:43

I believe at one point someone linked them to my music which they proceeded to tear apart.

I never actually read that thread, so I only know this secondhand.

Also at least one of them somehow got the idea that I was a pedophile. The narratives people like that are capable of coming up with are fascinating in a disgusting way.

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:48:47

brb, writing thousands of pages about how a lame boring slice-of-life piece of fiction about an anime club is not, in fact, great literature.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-04-23 02:50:42

Tongpu is, to this day, one of the most unpleasant people I have ever had the misfortune of interacting with, online or off.

Anonus · 2015-04-23 02:51:21

Panurge said:
Well yes, but Tongpu also had a rape fetish, and liked serial killers, and was a racist.

i knew the serial killer part but not the rape fetish or racist parts

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:52:32

Remember that time an overzealous poster posted two people's real names and faces, and accused them of being pedophiles on basically no evidence whatsoever.

And then one of the two people felt really terrible about this, and explained that he had been raped as a child and was deeply shaken by being accused of pedophilia on, again, no evidence whatsoever.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:53:20

Anonus said:
AHR had a rape fetish and showered every-other-day (which to them was "never")

...Showering daily is really bad for your skin.

Seriously, what on earth.

You should shower once every two or three days.

since i can't be assed to find a proper source here's a Jezebel article

Salix Babylonika · 2015-04-23 02:54:29

naney said:

Anonus said:
AHR had a rape fetish and showered every-other-day (which to them was "never")
...Showering daily is really bad for your skin.

Seriously, what on earth.

You should shower once every two or three days.

since i can't be assed to find a proper source here's a Jezebel article

this explains a lot about me

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:55:41

Goons are not as well-informed as they like to think they are.

Like the time I saw a goon get really confused and bewildered by someone expressing a basic tenent of Buddhism.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:56:13

I shower like

once every 4

I scrub my face and shave once a day, apply non-oily moisturizer twice a day, and shampoo once a week.

It works perfectly for me, but I am not a very sweaty person so

Salix Babylonika · 2015-04-23 02:56:52

SA is kind of the origin point for the "I'm, or at least percieve myself to be, very slightly smarter than everyone else, so I will proceed to consider my own opinions on every possible thing gospel, and never attempt to expand my horizons. At all." point of view that permeates 4chan and a lot of subreddits, among other things.

Aliroz · 2015-04-23 02:57:32

AHR showered every other day?

Yeah, that's where I'm at now, and I'm so glad to have gotten there.

I'm glad none of you remember how hard showers used to be for me...

Anyways, I just knew Tongpu as that person who was smarter than me (he said he was smarter than me. I sincerely believed that anyone who told me he or she was smarter than me was smarter than me. I was incredibly gullible and naive.) and who wanted to ban my beloved cursive writing and burn books.

He frightened me, but I thought it was just me and my weird thing about book-burning.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 02:58:24

oh and of course one should always shower after strenuous exercise or working out

Salix Babylonika · 2015-04-23 02:58:47

naney said:
I shower like

once every 4

I scrub my face and shave once a day, apply non-oily moisturizer twice a day, and shampoo once a week.

It works perfectly for me, but I am not a very sweaty person so

I generally shower twice daily. .~.

Odradek · 2015-04-23 02:58:48

Aliroz said:
AHR showered every other day?

Yeah, that's where I'm at now, and I'm so glad to have gotten there.

I'm glad none of you remember how hard showers used to be for me...

Anyways, I just knew Tongpu as that person who was smarter than me (he said he was smarter than me. I sincerely believed that anyone who told me he or she was smarter than me was smarter than me. I was incredibly gullible and naive.) and who wanted to ban my beloved cursive writing and burn books.

He frightened me, but I thought it was just me and my weird thing about book-burning.

Huh, I sometimes wondered if you ever got better about your shower thing.

Congratulations.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-04-23 02:59:57

I think crying can be a good thing.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-04-23 03:00:54

I'm supposed to write a letter of interest for my new job tonight so I can walk it down to the place tomorrow, but I think I'm going to have mom help me with it in the morning. I'm bad at that particular kind of formal writing.

Yarrun XIX · 2015-04-23 03:01:00

Glad to hear it's no longer such a hassle for you, Aliroz

Yarrun XIX · 2015-04-23 03:01:39

I'm generally on an every-other-day schedule myself, though I have gotten to four days during particularly tough times.

Obā-san · 2015-04-23 03:02:20

(*also congratulates the Roz*)

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