So people really do slam their pens/pencils down on the desk and scream "fuck yes!" when they solve something that has been bugging them for nearly an hour.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I kid, I kid. Film is an intensely collaborative medium, and to ignore the work of hundreds of people, and place the blame squarely on one actor; is to be very silly indeed.
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ALL THE WAY DOWN THE EAST COAST
I'M TALKIN' TO YOU BABY
(I'm sorry, I do not understand the reference or joke. If you could explain it to me, I would appreciate it.)
Kantmiss Evershot practices archery in the forest, but her boyfriend, Dale, surprises her; the arrow accidentally hits the Wizard of Oz. They return to District 12, where the residents fight over food. At the Gathering for the 75th annual Starving Games, president Snowballs explains he separated America into districts to keep "stupid stuff" from happening again, such as Lady Gaga being president; due to this, the rich now dress in bright and odd clothing. During the drawing for District 12's contestants, trouble occurs as vulgar name puns get drawn first. Petunia, Kantmiss's sister, tricks Kantmiss into volunteering when she gets picked; Dale tries volunteering too, but idiotic Peter Malarky beats him to it.
When the game begins, Kantmiss watches others fight for equipment as their numbers dwindle, due to getting what they want or being killed in scruffles. Kantmiss grabs a backpack and tries fleeing, but the producer sends Angry Birds to attack her; she defeats them and squashes the Annoying Orange. Peter teams up with Marco's group, who aim to kill Kantmiss. They flee when she knocks down a beehive; Kantmiss is stung, and the venom causes her to hallucinate she is a Na'vi until she is slapped back to her senses by fellow contestant Rudy; they team up, vowing to kill the other contestants first. Kantmiss kills some by playing on weaknesses. Rudy gets killed saving Kantmiss.
Wanting to spice up the games, Snowballs wants a lesbian love story, but learns Kantmiss is the only woman left; thus only a straight romance is possible. The producer announces a couple can win the games, making Kantmiss decide to team up with Marco over Peter; however, the producer fakes being killed to convince her to search for Peter instead. She finds Peter, who's been badly injured by Marco's group via rough back waxing. Kantmiss kills all but Marco, fleeing with Peter to a cave. Since Kantmiss is keeping distant from Peter, the producer offers a trade; he'll send medical supplies to treat Peter if she gets more intimate with him. As Kantmiss and Peter start to have sex, Gandalf and Dwarves appear in the cave, lecherously groping her; they are promptly evicted. To get better medical supplies, Kantmiss has sex with Peter, which is televised. Dale is left disgusted by this and barges into the Starving Games arena.
The next day, Peter tries getting Kantmiss to have sex with him again, but she nearly crushes his fingers in response. They and Marco end up walking around the same tree, to the annoyance of the audience. Kantmiss and Peter surprise Marco, but Snowballs orders Seleca (the producer), to send in the "big guns", which is sending in the Expendables, but an armed Dale arrives, killing them all, telling Kantmiss to come back with him. Kantmiss orders him to leave; he promptly breaks up with her, while she dismisses him as clingy. Marco holds Peter hostage, but Kantmiss shoots a loaf of bread into his eye, killing him. The producer announces there can only be one winner again. Peter tries convincing Kantmiss to commit suicide with him by ingesting poisonous berries, to not give those in charge the satisfaction of them fighting to the death; Kantmiss kills Peter with an arrow, saying it is nothing personal. Afterwards, Nick Fury and the Avengers show up, with Fury saying he wants Kantmiss to join the Avengers team as a replacement for Hawkeye. Then, the Avengers all die in an explosion.
well ok then
This reads like someone's bad crossover fanfic x.x
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I need to print crap but I don't feel like waking back to the engineering building and that's the only place I can print for free
"It stars Johnny Depp" Silly mode: On Well, there's your problem. Silly mode: Off I kid, I kid. Film is an intensely collaborative medium, and to ignore the work of hundreds of people, and place the blame squarely on one actor; is to be very silly indeed.
well at this point the problem at least in part is that Johnny Depp is in the stage of the career where he has the star power to get what he wants, no matter how terrible an idea it is, and this permeates most of the things he's in
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(Lily and Ali are getting ready to go somewhere. Lily stops by Ali's house and he gets in the car.)
LILY: Ali...
ALI: Yeah?
LILY: Ali, you're wearing the same tights you wore yesterday.
ALI: What?
LILY: You thought I wouldn't notice, since you're wearing a different skirt and top, but those are the same tights. Red and white stripes.
ALI: How do you know I don't just have two pairs?
LILY: Because you don't.
ALI: You don't know that.
LILY: Yes I do.
ALI: No you don't.
LILY: Ok. Do you have two pairs?
ALI: Um, no.
LILY: Did you at least wash them?
ALI: Can we just get going?
LILY: You didn't wash them.
ALI: Why do you care so much about my undergarments?
LILY: Clearly I care more than you do.
ALI: And that's the problem! If I wanna re-wear my tights, who gives a fuck?
LILY: Let me put it this way. If you're gonna be wearing your sweaty-ass dirty tights, you better get another horse to ride, 'cause you're not gettin' on MY back like that.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(Seven minutes later, Ali comes back, wearing a pair of white tights.)
ALI: See? Different tights. Happy now?
LILY: Did you at least shower this morning?
ALI: You know autistic people don't shower, Lily.
LILY: ...What?
ALI: I'm joking! Of course I showered.
LILY: Ok, see, like...I could understand if you didn't shower, because god knows there are times when I'm too lazy to get off my ass and shower, but...you showered...and put back on dirty tights? Like, that didn't seem wrong to you at all?
ALI: I can't believe we're still having this conversation.
LILY: No, but like, if you're gonna shower, you gotta put on clean clothes, Ali. Otherwise you're just kinda defeating the purpose.
ALI: Do you want me to go shower again?
LILY: There's no point to it now! You'd just put back on the clothes you have on now, and you've already had those on after having on the dirty tights, so they're already dirty, so it would just be the same as if you put back on the dirty tights again!
ALI: Ok, are you seriously this big a germophobe or are you just picking on me?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I find it amusing that everyone seems to have collectively decided his name was "Clippy" when in the actual software he was referred to as "Clippit".
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
I feel super naïve saying this
But I feel a bit sad that there is no more magic in the Olympics for me
The first strike was the intellectual property draconianism during London, the second was the IOC implicitly supporting Putin during Sochi, and the third will almost certainly be any protests that erupt for the Rio Olympics
Comments
Computers are not one day going to simultaneously explode.
i do not feel very stable atm
i want to take a nice long nap in a sunny spot
This thing.
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by that i mean looney tunes: back in action
should i have picked it up?
i saw some clips of it and found it pretty funny
i actually am not a huge fan of space jam myself, incidentally
dafuq did i just read
it was tl;dr
Fuck it, I'll print it tomorrow
This thing.
"It stars Johnny Depp"
Silly mode: On
Well, there's your problem.
Silly mode: Off
I kid, I kid. Film is an intensely collaborative medium, and to ignore the work of hundreds of people, and place the blame squarely on one actor; is to be very silly indeed.
well at this point the problem at least in part is that Johnny Depp is in the stage of the career where he has the star power to get what he wants, no matter how terrible an idea it is, and this permeates most of the things he's in
~Bill Clinton
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead